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What does Cordovan mean by this?
Apr 29th, 2013 at 4:27pm
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https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/415546-Release-Notes?p=4992725&viewful...

"Today's downtime was to give us the tools to enable an effort we'll be discussing later this week. "
  
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Re: What does Cordovan mean by this?
Reply #1 - Apr 29th, 2013 at 4:28pm
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It means somebody didn't tell Cordovan what the actual update was about and it will take him a few days to track that person down.
  
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Reply #2 - Apr 29th, 2013 at 5:09pm
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Just another "Soon" type post not like those didn't get old way back in 2009 at all... Roll Eyes
  

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Reply #3 - Apr 29th, 2013 at 5:34pm
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Translation: "We threw something in without acid testing it again because we thought it was cool/profitable. What could go wrong?"
  
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Reply #4 - Apr 29th, 2013 at 5:45pm
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Honestly, I don't give half a fuck.
  

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Re: What does Cordovan mean by this?
Reply #5 - Apr 29th, 2013 at 5:55pm
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*shrug* after the forum cluster fuck and before the enhancement complete fuckage...

They had to fuck up something in between.

Oh and by the way, the forum cluster fuck is piling all the fails on me :
- main account not able to log in
- sockpuppet account lost his screen name ( was expected though ), his posting history and his greenis.
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Re: What does Cordovan mean by this?
Reply #6 - Apr 29th, 2013 at 5:57pm
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My guess, an in game way to donate money to the Bombing Victims of the Boston Marathon.

Maybe Turbine will just send all their credit cards on file?
  
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Reply #7 - Apr 29th, 2013 at 6:08pm
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I'm throwing my votes in with 1) they are gonna fuck something else up and 2) memnir's I don't give a fuck
  
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Re: What does Cordovan mean by this?
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Memnir wrote on Apr 29th, 2013 at 5:45pm:
Honestly, I don't give half a fuck.


Do you give a quarter of a fuck?
  

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Reply #9 - Apr 29th, 2013 at 6:54pm
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kierg10 wrote on Apr 29th, 2013 at 6:37pm:
Do you give a quarter of a fuck?


One might think so... but they'd be wrong.



  

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Re: What does Cordovan mean by this?
Reply #10 - Apr 29th, 2013 at 7:07pm
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Flav wrote on Apr 29th, 2013 at 5:55pm:
*shrug* after the forum cluster fuck and before the enhancement complete fuckage...

They had to fuck up something in between.

Oh and by the way, the forum cluster fuck is piling all the fails on me :
- main account not able to log in
- sockpuppet account lost his screen name ( was expected though ), his posting history and his greenis.



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Bigjunk wrote on Apr 29th, 2013 at 4:27pm:
https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/415546-Release-Notes?p=4992725&viewful...

"Today's downtime was to give us the tools to enable an effort we'll be discussing later this week. "



means the offer wall is comin' back
  
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Reply #12 - Apr 29th, 2013 at 8:07pm
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I love how much blank space there is on their new "forums" for advertisements and such.

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pape wrote on Apr 29th, 2013 at 7:50pm:
means the offer wall is comin' back


I'm gonna die laughing if it does Cheesy
  
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Reply #14 - Apr 30th, 2013 at 10:09pm
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Bigjunk wrote on Apr 29th, 2013 at 4:27pm:
https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/415546-Release-Notes?p=4992725&viewful...

"Today's downtime was to give us the tools to enable an effort we'll be discussing later this week. "


Translation:

"We're so horrible at communication that I'm going to communicate something right now that will hint about something that we had fully planned on communicating with you next week.  For reals.  Not even kidding."
  

 
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Re: What does Cordovan mean by this?
Reply #15 - Apr 30th, 2013 at 10:34pm
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Memnir wrote on Apr 29th, 2013 at 5:45pm:
Honestly, I don't give half a fuck.



You know, all that other half a fuck you did give will just give you blue balls...
  

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