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Reply #25 - May 24th, 2013 at 10:48am
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Kalari wrote on May 23rd, 2013 at 1:25pm:
I never knew Grey was MajMal lol I am hoping I never crossed words with him I have a feeling I may have back in my heavy drinking days.

Being a Major Mal groupie I would feel bad if I did Smiley

I have groupies?
that's new. Usually it is just angry villagers with pitchforks.

  
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Reply #26 - May 24th, 2013 at 11:43am
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majmalphunktion wrote on May 24th, 2013 at 10:48am:
I have groupies?
that's new. Usually it is just angry villagers with pitchforks.


It shouldn't be new.

I'm not angry with you.

It's the things you do and allow others within your sphere of influence to do that make me unhappy.

  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Reply #27 - May 24th, 2013 at 12:08pm
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OldCoaly wrote on May 24th, 2013 at 11:43am:
I'm not angry with you.

It's the things you do and allow others within your sphere of influence to do that make me unhappy.



Same here... It's at the marketdroids that set stupid dates for release and the fact that they don't listen to us ( and you ) that gets me angry.

  

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Reply #28 - May 24th, 2013 at 12:33pm
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mystafyi wrote on May 23rd, 2013 at 6:00pm:
Seriously, what good do you really do at turbine? If turbine fired all their current employee's and hired 10 monkeys we would get the same quality of work. Not being insulting, just speaking the truth.


Congratulations!  You have found a way to be both ignorant and insulting at the same time!
  

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Re: We apologize for the inconvenience
Reply #29 - May 24th, 2013 at 12:54pm
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majmalphunktion wrote on May 24th, 2013 at 10:48am:
I have groupies?
that's new. Usually it is just angry villagers with pitchforks.




You had me at your first forum posts, though you are a Pats fan so you lose cool points for that (lol blame my ex husband for that I vehemently hate the Patriots due to him).
  

It's not my fault you were born one gigantic asshole..

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Re: We apologize for the inconvenience
Reply #30 - May 24th, 2013 at 1:57pm
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majmalphunktion wrote on May 24th, 2013 at 10:48am:
I have groupies?
that's new. Usually it is just angry villagers with pitchforks.



Those are the groupies.
  
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Reply #31 - May 24th, 2013 at 2:05pm
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majmalphunktion wrote on May 24th, 2013 at 10:48am:
Usually it is just angry villagers with pitchforks.



I won torches and pitchforks in daily dice, but they are BtC. Is that WAI?

Thanks for still dropping by and communicating. It is appreciated.
  

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Reply #32 - May 24th, 2013 at 3:28pm
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majmalphunktion wrote on May 24th, 2013 at 10:48am:
I have groupies?
that's new. Usually it is just angry villagers with pitchforks.


I usually save the torches for unclear design calls, and the pitchforks for obviously preventable mistakes that could be avoided by taking enough time to actually crosscheck your work. Neither is in your sphere of actual control (Though it doesn't surprise if you're held responsible for things that the folks that clearly should have your back, but clearly don't, keep doing.)

Keep trying.
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Reply #33 - May 24th, 2013 at 4:16pm
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majmalphunktion wrote on May 24th, 2013 at 10:48am:
I have groupies?
that's new. Usually it is just angry villagers with pitchforks.



Not  a groupie, but you are one of the few I have any respect for over there. I am more disgusted at WoTC for allowing your management to mangle a game based on DnD into the abortion that it is today. If they just stuck to the rules, made decent dungeons and fixed the lag and bugs, many more people would still be playing and spending more money.

I figure the only reason you still work there is that they have something on you.
  
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Reply #34 - May 24th, 2013 at 9:36pm
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spathic wrote on May 24th, 2013 at 2:05pm:
Thanks for still dropping by and communicating. It is appreciated.

Ditto.
  
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Reply #35 - May 28th, 2013 at 6:05pm
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Remember that time at PAX that the little nugget Gazebo thought he was awesome for fixing the bug reporting tool?  I love that time.  This is what happens when you use Nexx to collect bug info.


This sentence should be re-worked; it is misleading.  As structured, it implies to the reader Nexx's list was fucking READ and then something was DONE about the content therein.
  
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Reply #36 - May 28th, 2013 at 7:27pm
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karatekid wrote on May 28th, 2013 at 6:05pm:
This sentence should be re-worked; it is misleading.  As structured, it implies to the reader Nexx's list was fucking READ and then something was DONE about the content therein.

Does anyone REALLY pay attention to Nexx?
  

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Reply #37 - May 29th, 2013 at 12:07am
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Arkat wrote on May 28th, 2013 at 7:27pm:
Does anyone REALLY pay attention to Nexx?


Jizzlypuff
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #38 - May 29th, 2013 at 1:15am
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Epoch wrote on May 29th, 2013 at 12:07am:
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Reply #39 - May 29th, 2013 at 12:05pm
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Reply #40 - May 30th, 2013 at 7:43am
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majmalphunktion wrote on May 24th, 2013 at 10:48am:
I have groupies?
that's new. Usually it is just angry villagers with pitchforks.


Yeah I killed myself when you took a break from the other Forums.

(I got better)
  
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Reply #41 - May 30th, 2013 at 10:16am
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http://www.ddo.com/en/update-18-patch-1-release-notes

Players can once again use the bug reporting tool in-game.
  
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Reply #42 - May 30th, 2013 at 11:01am
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majmalphunktion wrote on May 24th, 2013 at 10:48am:
I have groupies?
that's new. Usually it is just angry villagers with pitchforks.




You're one of the good ones.
  
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Reply #43 - May 30th, 2013 at 11:51am
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Carpone wrote on May 30th, 2013 at 10:16am:
http://www.ddo.com/en/update-18-patch-1-release-notes

Players can once again use the bug reporting tool in-game.


New Issue: Players can no longer log into the game
  
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Reply #44 - May 30th, 2013 at 2:50pm
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yeah, iffen I could login then I could use the bug reporting tool. 

wonder if the dialog will go away when exiting in House P or House K from the airshit? I mean it's really hard spotting that bug.
  

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Reply #45 - May 30th, 2013 at 4:06pm
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Not following much going on in DDO but just saw this and loled
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At this time the game worlds have reopened, and players can patch to Update 18 Patch 1. We thank you for your patience, and we'll see you in-game!

Please note that if you previously patched your game client to Update 18 Patch 1, then you will need to take an additional step in order to be able to log into the game. The following workaround should also fix any players stuck in a "running loop" scenario with their game log in. Players currently experiencing a "running loop" issue with their game launcher will also need to reboot their computer, and perhaps manually shut down their game launcher, before taking the following steps:

1. Click on the Windows "Start" button and choose Computer/My Computer from the list. (Windows 8 users: swipe in from the right and click into "Search" then type "C:\" (no quotes) and hit enter, then skip to step 3 below.)
2. In the Computer/My Computer panel, double-click on your C: drive (may display as "Local Disk C".)
3. Double-click on Program Files (note: if you see "Program Files (x86)" double-click on that one instead.)
4. In the Program Files/Program Files (x86) folder, double-click on the Turbine folder and then the Dungeons & Dragons Online folder. (Steam users: double-click on "Steam" > "Steamapps" > "Common" then the Dungeons and Dragons Online folder in there.)
5. Open the Backup folder.
6. Copy the entire contents of your backup folder (Ctrl + A to highlight all, Ctrl + C to copy.)
7. Go back to the Dungeons & Dragons Online program folder (Click the Back button in the upper left corner of the folder window) and press Ctrl + V to paste, choosing Yes to All when prompted to overwrite files.
8. Upon relaunching the game it should proceed to redownload the most recent patches.

Alternatively, a full re-installation of your game client would also solve this issue, although this workaround should get your client patched up without the need for a re-installation.
  
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Reply #46 - May 30th, 2013 at 4:14pm
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livefreeordie wrote on May 30th, 2013 at 4:06pm:
Not following much going on in DDO but just saw this and loled


I thought you typed that up as a joke to make fun of Turbine.  Then I saw it on the Dev Tracker.

Holy shitballs.
  
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Reply #47 - May 30th, 2013 at 4:34pm
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NOTpopejubal wrote on May 30th, 2013 at 4:14pm:
I thought you typed that up as a joke to make fun of Turbine.  Then I saw it on the Dev Tracker.

Holy shitballs.

Nope on my NWO guild forums as an 'at least its not this bad'

On the other hand, they are telling you to uninstall the game to fix it.  Worked great for me before the first expansion, and I have not regretted it since!
  
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Reply #48 - May 30th, 2013 at 5:47pm
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That's fucking awesome.


I'm glad I found a new game last night that I'm totally fucking addicted to.
  
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Reply #49 - May 30th, 2013 at 5:48pm
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rest wrote on May 30th, 2013 at 5:47pm:
That's fucking awesome.


I'm glad I found a new game last night that I'm totally fucking addicted to.


Candy Crush?
  
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