Jon Van Caneghem wrote on May 27^th, 2013 at 11:56am:


They have an automated program here. It randomly bans someone. It also randomly gives a reason on why. Those random reasons are put in a list by the admin's here.
Sorry you lost the random choning, but it happens and is just another fun way to keep it here.
Stop worrying about post count, reputation, and status here. If you get banned by the auto program laugh it off and come back or go to other forums where you have even less control over your life.

You got banned because fuck you you got banned.

Get bent.

mudfud wrote on May 27^th, 2013 at 12:19pm:

Thanks a lot for your time mate 

Jon Van Caneghem wrote on May 27^th, 2013 at 12:21pm:


You do remember that you're the one who came crying for an explanation for why you got banned, right?

Jon Van Caneghem wrote on May 27^th, 2013 at 12:28pm:


It's not your fault, it's a pretty old thread and it's missed alot by people who don't know to look for it.

Oh, hai, new guy. You're obviously used to being the big man around town everywhere you go. After all, most gaming forums are full of knuckle-dragging cretins, and you - yes, dear sir, you - are the cream that rises to the top, the tall poppy, verily, even the Messiah of DDO.

A thousand heartfelt thanks be unto you for coming to the vault. It is unclear how this place survived so many years without you to guide the way, and show us how things are done. Long we have awaited your arrival, suffering through false prophets of lloth, and many trials and tribulations from the merciless and capricious moderators.

Now that your shining intellect is here to lead the way, you have to but say the word, and we will adapt to the new behavioural norms you establish. All of the in-jokes, the easy banter, and the relationships between vaulties are as nothing compared to your presence.

The longstanding barrier to entry of requiring a working brain, observation skills, and the need to establish yourself slowly? We're gonna drop that for you, because You. Are. Special. Indeed.

Kimberlite wrote on May 27^th, 2013 at 12:36pm:

Maybe you should ask your therspist to raise the Seroquel dosage?

Hi Welcome. Enjoy your stay now. Great way to get your post count up

Yeah, Elegorne, you fucking fanboi!  Stop popping up to tell us how awesome Fernando is.  It's really tiring.

why the fuck are you guys responding to him? Arkat explained itvto the idiot and hes still rambling on about maturity in the vault, HES A FUCKING LOST CAUSE..... Sorry channelled stainer there lol.  Either way anyone throwing around "I thought this place was mature" obviously bypassed most of the shit posted here and should just be ignored. They will either wise up or gtfo (get the fuck out for our abbreviation challenged types).

Kalari wrote on May 27^th, 2013 at 1:39pm:


Where is stainer?

kmack wrote on May 27^th, 2013 at 1:40pm:

He's blind, you asshole.