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Reply #75 - Jun 8th, 2013 at 9:44pm
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Grace wrote on Jun 8th, 2013 at 9:30pm:
Better trolls than this are done on bathroom breaks every day.


Where is that Toppie button...
  

Feynman wrote on Jan 20th, 2015 at 4:57pm:
One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before.


IMARANGER wrote on Jan 11th, 2014 at 6:12pm:
It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor.

IMARANGER wrote on Jan 15th, 2014 at 4:56pm:
You were right this time, OnePercenter. 


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#bringbackreadingcomprehension
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Reply #76 - Jun 8th, 2013 at 10:18pm
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Grace wrote on Jun 8th, 2013 at 9:32pm:
English is his second language, you moron. How many are you fluent enough in to carry casual conversation perfectly? And if you're going to claim any others, do post a bit of it here so that those people here that are also fluent in said language can pick it apart.


my problem stems mainly when a sentence is written when people are hiding meanings within the sentences. derpwood does that often posting a generalisation then nip at one particular detail

i was relating what was told to me by the sommelier at the "fine dining" told me, including the one at gordon's. when i asked what is the proper way to check a bottle brought to me, i was told that you should first take a sniff after you pour the wine into the glass, then swirl it to check for colour and presence of sediment. next is to swirl it for 10-15 s then take a sip. after than is an even longer swirling so one can check how the wine is after breathing. this is depending, older wines may not even need this step but the younger ones may need a longer time. this is followed by another sip with which i should draw some air into my mouth and to continue swirling as the wine develops its character in the mouth. the sommelier stated that entire purpose is to buy a bottle you like, which azog stated as well. there is no point in rushing and not simulating what is going to happen after they decant it

as per regular derpwood style, he would request for proof of what is stated by others but never once shows proof of his statements. i have no idea what he meant by a "nice diner".... like i stated in a post, there is a divide when i talked about my experience in my 3* and his experience in dining
  
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Reply #77 - Jun 8th, 2013 at 11:35pm
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Derpwood tries very hard to make everyone think he's smarter than them. It might fool people that actually aren't particularly bright, but the rest of us aren't impressed or intimidated. His "logic" usually has holes the size of Alaska, and the method you are describing is usually used by people that are deeply insecure about their abilities.
  

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she's Kmack's property


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To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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Reply #78 - Jun 8th, 2013 at 11:39pm
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Grace wrote on Jun 8th, 2013 at 9:30pm:
Nah, just bored.


It's starting to get sad watching you flame out.  It'd be unkind of me to respond to the rest of your dying gasps.
  

OnePercenter wrote on Jan 19th, 2014 at 5:32pm:
I agree with 0bama...


OnePercenter wrote on Feb 9th, 2015 at 8:18am:
Not saying that others weren't better, just that quantity does not always indicate quality...  I mean, look at my post count...
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Reply #79 - Jun 9th, 2013 at 12:32am
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Grace wrote on Jun 7th, 2013 at 8:26pm:
If your wiz is on Sarlona, and the OP only has toons on Thelanis, I call troll. Why anyone would decide to troll claiming to be a complete moron, I don't know, but not my problem.


He totally got you! Checkmate.

This was obviously a successful troll because NO ONE thought IMA was stupid before this. Derpwood is a term of endearment, no?

  
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Reply #80 - Jun 9th, 2013 at 12:32am
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IMARANGER wrote on Jun 8th, 2013 at 11:39pm:
It'd be unkind of me to respond to the rest of your dying gasps.


And yet... here you are. Still not clever.
  
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Reply #81 - Jun 9th, 2013 at 12:39am
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kmack wrote on Jun 9th, 2013 at 12:32am:
He totally got you! Checkmate.

This was obviously a successful troll because NO ONE thought IMA was stupid before this. Derpwood is a term of endearment, no?



If only I had said he was trolling earlier. It took me two entire posts! Pwnd.
  

JDollar wrote on Apr 10th, 2013 at 5:25pm:
she's Kmack's property


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JDollar wrote on Jul 10th, 2013 at 2:15am:
To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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Reply #82 - Jun 9th, 2013 at 9:43am
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Grace wrote on Jun 8th, 2013 at 9:32pm:
English is his second language, you moron. How many are you fluent enough in to carry casual conversation perfectly? And if you're going to claim any others, do post a bit of it here so that those people here that are also fluent in said language can pick it apart.


Although not my native tongue I will atest that derpwood is flawlessly fluent in dipshit
  

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JD is easily the most genuinely mean person I've known

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SNAP!  Point for the Canadian!
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Reply #83 - Jun 9th, 2013 at 10:15am
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JDollar wrote on Jun 9th, 2013 at 9:43am:
Although not my native tongue I will atest that derpwood is flawlessly fluent in dipshit


But I can attest to the fact that you speak Canadian perfectly...   Cheesy
  

Feynman wrote on Jan 20th, 2015 at 4:57pm:
One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before.


IMARANGER wrote on Jan 11th, 2014 at 6:12pm:
It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor.

IMARANGER wrote on Jan 15th, 2014 at 4:56pm:
You were right this time, OnePercenter. 


iliveyourdream13 wrote on May 14th, 2014 at 2:02pm:
#bringbackreadingcomprehension
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Reply #84 - Jun 9th, 2013 at 10:54am
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Grace wrote on Jun 7th, 2013 at 8:26pm:
Why anyone would decide to troll claiming to be a complete moron, I don't know, but not my problem.


it can be fun pretending (lolmfao) to be a complete moron if you get a hold of a grammar-nazi then refusing to use capital letters or punctuation can lead to good times especially if you insult their mothers of course you need the right kind of grammar nazi and they do not hang out in the vault as far as i have been able to determine 

oh and interestingly enough the only word that my computer wanted to automatically correct and put a capital letter on was "nazi". WINDOWS FTW!

IMARANGER wrote on Jun 7th, 2013 at 9:09pm:
Fuck you. Quests in DDO are designed to be completed by well-balanced parties.  They aren't designed to be completed by sucking down lots of cakes.


Wow! I haven't wanted to play a ranger in a long time as much as I have after reading this!!!
Guys... it's a turbine troll. Only a DEV could claim to know how the quests are designed... or what for.
  
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Reply #85 - Jun 9th, 2013 at 10:57am
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Grace wrote on Jun 8th, 2013 at 9:32pm:
And if you're going to claim any others, do post a bit of it here so that those people here that are also fluent in said language can pick it apart.


Leck mich am Arsch!
  
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Reply #86 - Jun 9th, 2013 at 11:30am
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IMARANGER wrote on Jun 8th, 2013 at 6:28pm:
You're SO DAMN CUTE when you get pissy.


A stopped clock is still right twice a day...
  
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Reply #87 - Jun 9th, 2013 at 6:13pm
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OnePercenter wrote on Jun 9th, 2013 at 10:15am:
But I can attest to the fact that you speak Canadian perfectly...   Cheesy


You arent as good at this as you think you are. Nor swarthy of my attention beyond this post.
  

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Reply #88 - Jun 9th, 2013 at 10:11pm
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NOTpopejubal wrote on Jun 9th, 2013 at 11:30am:
A stopped clock is still right twice a day...


what if it's digital?
  

So you want to know about an exploit?
PM Epoch For Details. Or, in case you don't already know, OnePercenter controls the Exploits Board. Lastly, if you're truly desperate, Vendui Tells Everyone
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Reply #89 - Jun 9th, 2013 at 11:10pm
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JDollar wrote on Jun 9th, 2013 at 6:13pm:
You arent as good at this as you think you are. Nor swarthy of my attention beyond this post.


Well, you did get two "t"s in "attention"...  Maybe you are getting better at this...
  

Feynman wrote on Jan 20th, 2015 at 4:57pm:
One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before.


IMARANGER wrote on Jan 11th, 2014 at 6:12pm:
It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor.

IMARANGER wrote on Jan 15th, 2014 at 4:56pm:
You were right this time, OnePercenter. 


iliveyourdream13 wrote on May 14th, 2014 at 2:02pm:
#bringbackreadingcomprehension
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Reply #90 - Jun 10th, 2013 at 3:58am
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Not sure if others don't realize they're being trolled, or I don't realize that they are trolling back twice as hard.  Head hurts...
  
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Reply #91 - Jun 10th, 2013 at 4:24am
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ThatLukeGuy wrote on Jun 10th, 2013 at 3:58am:
Not sure if others don't realize they're being trolled, or I don't realize that they are trolling back twice as hard.  Head hurts...


op is too much an egotist that he isnt going to admit he suck at ddo
  
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Reply #92 - Jun 10th, 2013 at 6:52am
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All I will say is that if the OP thinks a succesful troll consists of making people on an Internet forum think he is a colossal dumbass, then he has succeeded wonderfully.
  
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Reply #93 - Jun 10th, 2013 at 3:35pm
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IMARANGER wrote on Jun 7th, 2013 at 7:15pm:



Dude I am not even going to read this thread.  I suspect given it's length you got some but reading this all I can think of is



Nice try, you picked a good thread to try it on but you really need some practice if you want to pull it off. 

I will give you the first hint free.  You need to think like you would if it really was you.  If it really was you it's wouldn't be "that was me and I am right" it would be more "that was me and this is why that guy is too stupid to see why I was right".

The lack of offense or defense towards the OP in that thread is a dead give away.
  

where's the cheese dip?

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Reply #94 - Jun 10th, 2013 at 4:33pm
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Groo The Wanderer wrote on Jun 10th, 2013 at 3:35pm:
The lack of offense or defense towards the OP in that thread is a dead give away.


Good observation.
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OnePercenter wrote on Jan 19th, 2014 at 5:32pm:
I agree with 0bama...


OnePercenter wrote on Feb 9th, 2015 at 8:18am:
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Reply #95 - Jun 11th, 2013 at 2:31pm
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IMARANGER wrote on Jun 8th, 2013 at 8:42pm:
Some folks here say you're smart.  Maybe so. But your abuse of grammar and the English language still suggest to me that you struggle to comprehend basic material written in English.  I'm certainly not going to look you up if I want to understand something that's been written in English.


There are 6 grammatical errors in this snipped portion alone. 
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Reply #96 - Jun 11th, 2013 at 4:17pm
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Okay, I'll be honest I find mobrien irking. He posts way too many whiny threads about PUGs (I mean, really, if you PUG why would you keep throwing up threads about them being bad? I thought that was a given).

However: IMA you are a complete imbecile. I don't know if you understand this, or even want to understand this, but I will say it again in all caps bolded underlined italics.

YOU ARE A MORON

You can keep living in a fantasy world where you have some level of intelligence though, it is perfectly all right.
  

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Reply #97 - Jun 11th, 2013 at 4:29pm
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kierg10 wrote on Jun 11th, 2013 at 4:17pm:
You can keep living in a fantasy world where you have some level of intelligence though, it is perfectly all right.


Do you feel better now?  Wink
  

OnePercenter wrote on Jan 19th, 2014 at 5:32pm:
I agree with 0bama...


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Reply #98 - Jun 11th, 2013 at 5:09pm
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kierg10 wrote on Jun 11th, 2013 at 4:17pm:
Okay, I'll be honest I find mobrien irking

That might be a little understatement.
"I will group with anyone. So the other day I run the Korthos and there was this guy who did something that noone gives a shit about but because I am such a nice guy, fuck all happened. I will group with anyone. "
  
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Reply #99 - Jun 11th, 2013 at 5:09pm
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Jalora wrote on Jun 11th, 2013 at 2:31pm:
There are 6 grammatical errors in this snipped portion alone. 


I'm only willing to look for grammatical errors if they're wearing red and white striped long sleeved shirt.
  
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