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Aug 2nd, 2013 at 8:52pm
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It occured to me after I posted this in the forum that you both cannot see (because you are both pussies and afraid to post here more so you can see these special places) That I quite frankly, want you both to know this, see this, and maybe use it. See, I have this issue with instant perma-bans, I have even made it known here, on this website that perma bans suck (while skirting actually saying as much so I didn't get a perma-ban ala'Jerry style{again})

Since the replacement of failnando, ruinando, whatever you choose to call him, the next step you all need to take is to put a fair and impartial system of forum bannings in place.

To have a bitch-cunt kind of bastard (I will furthermore refer to the bitch-cunt kind of bastard as "Jerry") that pops into threads and spews things like And I quote from the <Lets Talk: Turbine staff Playing DDO> thread on the Official DDO Forums:
   
{begin bitch cunt Jerry's post}Just to be clear, although you probably already saw it if you've read his Twitter feed: Producer Glin quickly clarified that he was talking about the number of people capping out all Epic Destiny Past Life feats under the then-proposed Epic TR system, essentially commenting that he expected few to achieve that goal by the time if/when the level cap was raised from 28.

That said, that is enough about harassing one of our producers over a minor Twitter post made almost a month ago. Any further discussion about this post will be treated as harassment against a Turbine employee and dealt with as deemed appropriate.

Additionally, I'd like to point out that this thread has quickly provided further proof about why it's generally not a good idea to comment about personal playstyles as an employee. This thread was obviously not meant to discuss playing the game as an employee, but was rather meant to push personal agendas such as Epic Elite monster saves in Fall of Truth along with further underscoring the frequent feedback that's been given about the Epic Destiny True Reincarnation, which incidentally is still some time away from being in a state to discuss further.

Since this thread has now been used too frequently to harass Turbine employees, and has veered far off topic from the OP, it is now closed.{end bitch cunt jerry's quote}

Now, while this is not a circumstance of over handed bannings, it is a circumstance of over handed moderation. Why the fuck close a thread like this? We all want to know if the people that actually program the game truly play, seriously, the way these fucking retards like feather of sun design shit, it truly is a question begging to be answered.

Furthermore, on more than one occasion I have been instantly banned from the forums with ZERO infraction points for a single post/thread (same thing really) I posted. AT LEAST FOUR TIMES ON 3 DIFFERENT ISP'S. Only 1 of my bans was asked for, literally, I asked them to shut me down (Forum ID: Puget) I have no issues with that one, but for clarification, I had not posted on the main board for 6 months when I happened to log in with my umeannothing forum ID and found I was banned......even though 5 weeks after I made an apparently offending post calling the devs childish (which further down the road proved to be true) I still had forum access, but about a year or so later I was banned for it.

So seriously, take this shit for what it is worth. If jerry cannot function at work, and do hojnest work without his family life getting in his head and destroying his objectivity (Jerry, stop doing podcast's with a baby in your lap and another behind you causing a ruckus for just a tiny example) Then maybe he can come to work without a chip on his shoulder looking for a reason to ban a player, otherwise I see a serious conflict of interest, that would be he is more interested in taking his conflicts in his home life out on the players/forum posters.

I don't know what else to say here, other than.........Never, NEVER hire players to moderate your fucking game/forums, there is no goddamned way you can convince me they will be unbiased and impartial moderators. 

Anyway, I thought you should actually see my post in the secret sections, Call me an idiot, I am ok with it, but really, The way Turbine has been operating for the 5 years I have played Turbines games is going to be what kills Turbine as an entity.

umeannothing wrote on Aug 2nd, 2013 at 8:04pm:
Yeah it is nice, but like the free augment gems awhile back, as nice as it is, it is not enough to get me to bother downloading the shit again, let alone log in if i had it downloaded.

Seems to me DDO is starting to get fairly desperate in getting people to log in with all the premium free samples in the last couple months.

Fuck'em, DDo is filled with it's own worst enemies being paid to destroy the game, fuck'em, they made their bed, they can lay in it now too. I can only hope one day they will strip it down, flip the mattress and actually wash the sheets to get rid of the skeez instead of just trying to pimp the multitude of former players into those skeeze filled sheets again.

They will never be able to attain this until they first and foremost fire Jerry (cordovan) if that suckfuck would stop taking the pressures of his family life out on the forum posters I am willing to bet the game would be in less decline than it is, there is nothing like a perma ban for no good reason to make paying players say fuck you. Temp ban's: fine, instant perma bans(from forums) and it is see'ya when you die as we (well I) wait with my hands clapped together.  Smiley

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Coherency and reason could be your friends, if only you allowed them to be.
  

Memnir wrote on Jun 14th, 2013 at 10:59am:
Note to any Turbine staffers reading this, and one I genuinely hope you share around the office: DDO has become a shit game because y'all have made it a shit game. Once it was great. Now, it's a festering puddle of monkey diarrhea. No matter how you try to justify it, or pat yourselves on the back for doing great jobs... it's a shit game now because of you. Y'all keep on giving the players the middle finger, and you keep expecting us to reward you for the abuse. I've had it with you narcissistic fuckwads and your myopic policies of ineptitude.
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Kimberlite wrote on Aug 2nd, 2013 at 9:30pm:
Coherency and reason could be your friends, if only you allowed them to be.


Interesting, the same is easily applied to the post i have quoted.
  

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umeannothing wrote on Aug 2nd, 2013 at 9:31pm:
Interesting, the same is easily applied to the post i have quoted.

The best you can come up with is a response in the vein of "I know you are but what am I" ? You're making Jerry look better and better. I'd ban your idiotic ass too if given half a chance.
  

Memnir wrote on Jun 14th, 2013 at 10:59am:
Note to any Turbine staffers reading this, and one I genuinely hope you share around the office: DDO has become a shit game because y'all have made it a shit game. Once it was great. Now, it's a festering puddle of monkey diarrhea. No matter how you try to justify it, or pat yourselves on the back for doing great jobs... it's a shit game now because of you. Y'all keep on giving the players the middle finger, and you keep expecting us to reward you for the abuse. I've had it with you narcissistic fuckwads and your myopic policies of ineptitude.
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Kimberlite wrote on Aug 2nd, 2013 at 9:30pm:
Coherency and reason could be your friends, if only you allowed them to be.




umeannothing wrote on Aug 2nd, 2013 at 9:31pm:
Interesting, the same is easily applied to the post i have quoted.



/yawn.
  

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My pathetic ass has nothing to do with the forums.

  
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Reply #6 - Aug 3rd, 2013 at 1:30am
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majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 3rd, 2013 at 1:05am:
My pathetic ass has nothing to do with the forums.




Hey now, I didn't bring your pathetic ass up ......... I brought up Rowans pathetic lurking.

But I appreciate knowing now that he has gotten the word on the over handed heavy moderation being delivered by jerry's pathetic ass. Thanks.

Edit: And post more asshole so you can see the forums I posted about jerry's shitty fucking shit and i don't have to feel like i am talking shit behind you all's back so I have to make a very long winded [pathetic] whiney post where it can be seen by you all next time goddamnit.
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I just want acces to the specials forum to see shit like this first Cheesy
  
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umeannothing wrote on Aug 2nd, 2013 at 9:31pm:
Interesting, the same is easily applied to the post i have quoted.


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Somewhere.  Out in the void.  An editor is crying.
  
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Dude, sure Jerry sucks but I don't think I'd be this made at somebody if they ass-raped my mother.

Perspective, get some.
  
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Reply #12 - Aug 3rd, 2013 at 4:37pm
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Jerry does sloppy work.
An untrained, half-dead monkey would do a better job.
  

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Memnir wrote on Aug 3rd, 2013 at 4:37pm:
Jerry does sloppy work.
An undead, half-trained monkey would do a better job.



FTFY
  

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You are an evil human being. 


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wow that post hurt a lot more than any of the namecalling i expected. Now I see why ppl consider you evil.
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TL;DR is crying out to be utilized.

Jerry being an inept douchebag is called consistency. He has to maintain the same level of quality that is offered by Turbine's design team, coding team, customer service team, etc.
  
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Explain to me (speak Southern, dammit) why MajMal was brought into the subject line again?
  
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Most incoherent thing since revjim.
  
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karatekid wrote on Aug 3rd, 2013 at 6:59pm:
Explain to me (speak Southern, dammit) why MajMal was brought into the subject line again?



Read post #6. Not hard to find and if it too hard to get the gist of.............. Undecided
  

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Memnir wrote on Aug 3rd, 2013 at 4:37pm:
Jerry does sloppy work.
An untrained, half-dead monkey would do a better job.



Mem seems to get it. Jerry has serious issues separating work and home, hell, most of us on this website have the same issues, the only difference is most of us here have not accepted employment as the face of a major MMO gaming company, representing the the company to the players.

Go ahead and hop on the dev tracker for LoTRO sometimes, and see what an excellent job Sapience does, then compare that to the " I WILL CLOSE YOUR THREAD AND BAN YOUR ASS " style Jewey thinks is getting results.

Anyone that wants to go back through the archives can watch a slow and deadly decline with interesting timeline correlations involving him.

OOOOh...................... Vodka/cran-rasberry!!!!


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Edit: I originally typed "Spathic" in the exact spot I edited to correctly say "Sapience"
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umeannothing wrote on Aug 4th, 2013 at 1:37am:
Read post #6. Not hard to find and if it too hard to get the gist of.............. Undecided


I'm missing something - is MajMal Rowan on the lotro forums?

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karatekid wrote on Aug 4th, 2013 at 2:16am:
I'm missing something - is MajMal Rowan on the lotro forums?

It's hard looking up your ass and reading your mind Cheesy


Your failing is in attempting to read my mind. If relpy #6 doesn't say enough.............. then I need another VODKA CRAN-RASBERRY!


EDIT: Goddamnit if my wife didn't come home with one hell of an awesome fuck-up for mixing vodka!
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Kimberlite wrote on Aug 2nd, 2013 at 9:37pm:
The best you can come up with is a response in the vein of "I know you are but what am I" ? You're making Jerry look better and better. I'd ban your idiotic ass too if given half a chance.


When was the last fucking time you actually read your signature?


Read it, and after you have, try to talk to ma about "I know you are but what am I?"

You smell of the epitome of "ignorant cunt" to me.
You ignorant fucking cunt.
  

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majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 3rd, 2013 at 1:05am:
My pathetic ass has nothing to do with the forums.



LOL, good response from MajMal.  Very clear and concise.

Perma bans can be easily appealed. 

Are you angry because the game you enjoyed you no longer can enjoy and you are lashing out?

Hopefully, the OP realizes that MajorMal is a forumite, just like the rest of the DDO playing world.  Majmal might be able to walk over to someone's desk for a little more privilege granting, but his powers to clear up anything for umeanbutthurt won't work.

Umeannothing, please apply two tubes of Preparation H, and sit on it for 24 hours.  Then go play WOW.
  
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umeannothing wrote on Aug 4th, 2013 at 1:50am:
see what an excellent job Sapience does, then compare that to the " I WILL CLOSE YOUR THREAD AND BAN YOUR ASS " style Jewey thinks is getting results.


Hold on a minute. Do you honestly think that there are not alternative forums for lotro, brought about by draconic moderation tactics by turbine community reps. Sapience is no angel and simply a horrible comparision imho.
  
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He locks this thread:

https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/421682-Its-OK-Everyone-Really-They-Got...

Read the thread (it's short) and then read his excuse.

Ugh, what a maroon!
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