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Deadlock

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Re: Serious or trolling you make the call
Reply #25 - Sep 7^th, 2013 at 1:55pm

This got deleted for profanity abuse ... had a prolonged debate with a moderater that there are no profanities, just a series of ****'s .... anyway .... kept a copy of it incase it get cubed

They said it would never happen. But they were wrong. The oracles spoke his name through the ages. Destined to rise to save the forums from mediocrity and smite his nemesis, the accursed Name Thief Mother ****er. Ghallanda has a new hero. His name is Aolass. "**** you! No ***ing way! Not ****ing fair! I ****ing hate you all you ****ing **** ****ers" was his battle cry.

Aolass Fud Face

Description
Sporting the facial hair of an Edwardian gentleman to inspire respect in all he meets, this 42 year old perma-raged forumite exhibits a supernatural level of inexperience bordering on godhood.

Character attributes

Max STR to fuel his ****ing rage as he crashes into crates and barrels!
Max DEX to deftly avoid any ***ing reason or sense!
Dump CON because no ****er will tell him what to do!
Dump INT because he doesn't need it and if you don't understand why then **** you!
Dump WIS because he understands things you will ****ing never!
Dump CHA because rage is all the persuasion you need you ****ing loser!

Skills

Dump Balance - this character is massively unbalanced in every way possible you thick ****!
Dump Bluff - that's too close to thinking you ****ing **** ****er
Dump Concentration - because when you're posting on the forums you don't need .... oh look .... butterflies
Dump Diplomacy� - is for ****ing ****ies
Dump Disable Device - everything should blow up in your face! You ****!
Dump Haggle - just shout until the vendor gives you what you want you stupid ****!!!!
Dump Heal - you have zero resilience and are unable to take even the slightest knock. **** you!
Dump Hide -there is no place to hide **** head!
Dump Intimidate - it attracts things and that's not your ****ing job!
Max Jump - leap bravely into posts without thought ***hole!
Dump Listen - lalalalalalalalalalalala
Dump Move Silently - all shall ****ing hear your approach!
Dump Open Lock - all ways shall remain barred to you! **** face!
Dump Perform - you only need to be able to put your thumbs up to dad-dance, no skill required *** wipe.
Dump Repair - there is no repairing the damage you cause to your reputation you ****ing ****!
Max Search - find arguments in an empty room with ease! ****ing monkey ****!
Dump Spot - see no consequences coming from your actions! You **** ****!
Max Swim - Dive right into an argument incase Jumping is too much ****ing effort!
Max Tumble - tumble deftly into a corner you can never get out of! **** toes!
Dump UMD - never risk gazing into an artifact that may lead to a sense of self-awarness!

Feats

Attack - always on you **** piece
Bullheaded - level 1 autogranted - none shall sway me from my misguided beliefs!
Defensive Fighting - removed - no defensive abilities required
Dismiss Rage - removed - perma-raged
Fast Movement - get into the thick of an impossible position now you ****ing slacker!
Quick Draw - level 1 autogranted - always be the first to shoot your mouth off! Peeoow **** face!
Rage - removed - perma-raged

All shall feel his wrath.

RRRAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

« Last Edit: Sep 7^th, 2013 at 1:59pm by Deadlock »

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OnePercenter Advocatus Diaboli Offline Ants Eat Dead Grasshoppers Posts: 9985 Joined: Dec 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Serious or trolling you make the call Reply #26 - Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:15am	Print Post
	@Deadlock OMG awesome... I need to keep an open character slot for griefing...

	Feynman wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 4:57pm: One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before. IMARANGER wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 6:12pm: It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor. IMARANGER wrote on Jan 15^th, 2014 at 4:56pm: You were right this time, OnePercenter.� iliveyourdream13 wrote on May 14^th, 2014 at 2:02pm: #bringbackreadingcomprehension
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Slug Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1061 Joined: Feb 19^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Serious or trolling you make the call Reply #27 - Sep 8^th, 2013 at 11:01am	Print Post
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Meat-Head 53%Moron57%Misunderstood Offline Why am I reading crap on this forum? Posts: 12345 Location: Oregon Joined: Dec 5^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Serious or trolling you make the call Reply #28 - Sep 8^th, 2013 at 12:50pm	Print Post
	OMG. I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as that reading a thread before. I might have peed my pants if I wasn't reading it on my laptop while taking a crap. Soooo good.

	A half-dozen boss Vaulties donated generously with real money to my classroom during a fundraiser in May 2015 to get poor kids books to read. I won't forget that. They know who they are, and they freaking rule. Disavowed wrote on Apr 19^th, 2016 at 1:51pm: Once you meat your personal goal you might want to give that some consideration. Artorias wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 2:15pm: Good grief Meat, you're hopeless. You would label the simple act of taking a shit as someone obeying the divine law of nature to leave a proof of existence.
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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9984 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Serious or trolling you make the call Reply #29 - Sep 8^th, 2013 at 2:02pm	Print Post
	nicely done.

	Yes my avatar is an Hermine eating a Greenland Lemming for brunch.
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Memnir Shroud Slacker Offline A little bit different Posts: 1149 Location: Seattle Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Serious or trolling you make the call Reply #30 - Sep 8^th, 2013 at 2:18pm	Print Post
	@ Deadlock

	To stop a nosebleed: apply pressure To start a nosebleed: apply greater pressure in short, rapid bursts
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CanIHazYourStuff DQ Assaulter Offline Niiiiiiii! Posts: 484 Location: Evening... Star! XD Joined: Jul 26^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Serious or trolling you make the call Reply #31 - Sep 8^th, 2013 at 2:53pm	Print Post
	I got angry too when I couldn't name all my toons in all servers canihazyourstuff.

	Yarrrrrr!
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Deadlock Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 4 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Joined: Sep 7^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Serious or trolling you make the call Reply #32 - Sep 8^th, 2013 at 5:27pm	Print Post
	CanIHazYourStuff wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 2:53pm: I got angry too when I couldn't name all my toons in all servers canihazyourstuff. Your anger pales into insignificance when compared to the molten fury that is Aolass.
	« Last Edit: Sep 8^th, 2013 at 5:27pm by Deadlock »

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Groo The Wanderer Titan Demolisher Offline did I err? Posts: 312 Location: The Land of Rape and Honey Joined: May 28^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Serious or trolling you make the call Reply #33 - Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:45pm	Print Post
	ROFL damn it's too bad the locked that puppy up.� It was just starting to get good!

	where's the cheese dip?
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