OnePercenter wrote on Feb 5^th, 2014 at 9:30am:


Oh no, I'm so sorry that in my 52 post history I have not pleased you ....... fucking get over yourself and get out of mom's basement.

You know... a long time ago, Vaelani was a pretty okay player. He taught my poor gimp first lifer drow wizard how to do epics, back when epics were level 20 and everything was immune to death spells, and wiz dps was kobold-level. However, all that changed. He probably got raped by prison in-mates or something.

My AA had this funny EE tor run with him last year. We wiped at the black dragon, except for this one guy who remained behind. The guy who remained behind said he'd try to take down the dragon and giant whilst the rest of us rebuffed - Vae went nuts on the guy. I said, "chill, he doesn't know that we would be locked out if he kills them." Then Vae still goes nuts about "not suffering fools" and the like. So, I said, "how do you suffer yourself?"

I guess that ticked him off, cuz he started on the racial slurs about me being in a third world country and the like. Then he booted me when we went to re-twist Energy Shield: Elec for the blue dragon.

The awesome thing was, I got tells from the rest of the party. One, in particular, stuck to me: "In behalf of America, I apologize for my country raising such dicks."

And that's how I made more friends. For every dick like Vaelani, you meet 4 other awesome folks.

I wonder how many awesome folks we'd meet for Stoddard?



Stoddard and Vaelani should shack up together.

Durk wrote on Feb 5^th, 2014 at 12:19pm:



Hey now... i liked Desolator.. he was funny.... i dint have to make fun of him at all.. he did it himself

Would it read "Dedicated, egotistical and condescending players only?"

Wayfinder. It's the only one with enough space for their egos.

Is Yello on Cannith?  The name is familiar as a douchebag and I've never been to Orien.

Stoddaard is drunk and delusional at most times. So you can actaully entertain yourself with him before he blocks you. Yellowbeard is just plain dumb and fat.  Aww Little whiny tantrum fatty cakes gets mad a lot. Him and Shang should be good friends. It would be an epic cycle that fuels itself endlessly with yellow getting mad and madder while Shang thinks of new ways to try and dick him over.

Quak wrote on Oct 23^rd, 2013 at 2:11pm:


I may have kind of whipped out my entire party one time with a PoW, tactical detonation right after shrining.  Boy, did I feel dumb(but mostly amused).

Ra wrote on Feb 6^th, 2014 at 2:59am:



So... just Vaelani's type?

Mind = Blown