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Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game?
Nov 6th, 2013 at 10:31pm
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Oh wise and mighty DDOracle, please accept this halfling as a burnt offering, and grant us, your supplicants, knowledge of how our long suffering game fares through these troubled times of bans and exploits.

Pretty please?
  
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Reply #1 - Nov 7th, 2013 at 12:07am
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Wait, first let me consult the ghostbanes!!!
  
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Reply #2 - Nov 7th, 2013 at 1:39am
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Meursault wrote on Nov 6th, 2013 at 10:31pm:
Oh wise and mighty DDOracle, please accept this halfling as a burnt offering, and grant us, your supplicants, knowledge of how our long suffering game fares through these troubled times of bans and exploits.

Pretty please?


Umm..  You do realize, that there is a ddo oracle website, yes?
  
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Reply #3 - Nov 7th, 2013 at 2:05am
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Osharan Tregarth wrote on Nov 7th, 2013 at 1:39am:
Umm..  You do realize, that there is a ddo oracle website, yes?


A) The DDOracle guy reads the vault.
B) He only updates DDOracle when someone begs him and he feels like obliging.
  
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Reply #4 - Nov 7th, 2013 at 3:11am
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cdr wrote on Nov 7th, 2013 at 2:05am:
A) The DDOracle guy reads the vault.
B) He only updates DDOracle when someone begs him and he feels like obliging.


Ah, okay.  That makes more sense then. I just looked at the traffic report, and it had this notation on it.  I didn't notice it was sept instead of oct.

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Reply #5 - Nov 7th, 2013 at 3:46am
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Meursault wrote on Nov 6th, 2013 at 10:31pm:
Oh wise and mighty DDOracle, please accept this halfling as a burnt offering, and grant us, your supplicants, knowledge of how our long suffering game fares through these troubled times of bans and exploits.

Pretty please?


You should first sacrifice a virgin girl...
When you find the girl (and if you can find), I will send you the address where she should be delivered...
  
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Reply #6 - Nov 7th, 2013 at 4:03am
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No virgins....you have to teach them.  Give me a sacrifice that has been around the block a few times.
  
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1992fxrs wrote on Nov 7th, 2013 at 4:03am:
No virgins....you have to teach them.  Give me a sacrifice that has been around the block a few times.


Pure gold!
  
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Reply #8 - Nov 7th, 2013 at 7:06am
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Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Nov 7th, 2013 at 3:46am:
You should first sacrifice a virgin girl...


And how the heck am I supposed to get a virgin girl to the vault and have her stay that way long enough to sacrifice? Helooooo, The Vault. Oh, I know, I'm supposed to PM Epoch for instructions, right?
  
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Reply #9 - Nov 7th, 2013 at 8:05am
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Meursault wrote on Nov 7th, 2013 at 7:06am:
Oh, I know, I'm supposed to PM Epoch for instructions, right?

No, you're supposed to have Epoch with you when you're picking her up.
  
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Reply #10 - Nov 7th, 2013 at 9:04am
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Meursault wrote on Nov 7th, 2013 at 7:06am:
Oh, I know, I'm supposed to PM Epoch for instructions, right?

Right.

NOTdarth wrote on Nov 7th, 2013 at 8:05am:
No, you're supposed to have Epoch with you when you're picking her up.

That's better...
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Reply #11 - Nov 7th, 2013 at 10:58pm
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Meursault wrote on Nov 7th, 2013 at 7:06am:
And how the heck am I supposed to get a virgin girl to the vault and have her stay that way long enough to sacrifice? Helooooo, The Vault. Oh, I know, I'm supposed to PM Epoch for instructions, right?


change it to 50+ year old male virgin and you might have a lot more luck.
  
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Reply #12 - Nov 7th, 2013 at 11:35pm
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NaturalHazard wrote on Nov 7th, 2013 at 10:58pm:
change it to 50+ year old male virgin and you might have a lot more luck.


So... you're volunteering?
  
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Reply #13 - Nov 7th, 2013 at 11:38pm
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Sham wrote on Nov 7th, 2013 at 11:35pm:
So... you're volunteering?


if you can take me back 10 or so years into the past, then fast forward me over 30 years into the future then sure.

though to be honest I doubt there are that many virgins over the age of 18 unless they themselves wish to remain virgins due to religious/personal beliefs or they just don't have any personal freedom in order to *satisfy* their urges.

Or they just don't have any....or are a-sexual.
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Reply #14 - Nov 7th, 2013 at 11:40pm
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Justin Bieber could have fit the requirements. Unfortunately, he lost his V card to a prostitute in Brazil (no joke).
  
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Sham wrote on Nov 7th, 2013 at 11:40pm:
Justin Bieber could have fit the requirements. Unfortunately, he lost his V card to a prostitute in Brazil (no joke).


lol.......doubt it was his first.....though in some ways might of been safer to use a prositute. wait hes not a virgin girl is he? she? is he a shim? Cause to fit the requirements he would have to be over 50 or a girl and be a virgin.
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Reply #16 - Nov 8th, 2013 at 12:21am
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Linking the site is probably a good idea so the thread maybe gets seen in referrer logs.
  
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Reply #17 - Nov 8th, 2013 at 2:24am
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NaturalHazard wrote on Nov 7th, 2013 at 10:58pm:
change it to 50+ year old male virgin and you might have a lot more luck.

Any 18 year old virgin girl you find online will most probably be a 50+ year old male in real anyway...
  
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Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Nov 8th, 2013 at 2:24am:
Any 18 year old virgin girl you find online will most probably be a 50+ year old male in real anyway...


online is the last place I would be looking for a girl.......virgin? why would I want or need a virgin? ............oh for a sacrifice.......ok.
  
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NaturalHazard wrote on Nov 8th, 2013 at 2:30am:
online is the last place I would be looking for a girl.......virgin? why would I want or need a virgin? ............oh for a sacrifice.......ok.


Find virgin girls for a sacrifice?

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Reply #20 - Nov 9th, 2013 at 4:55am
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Hmmm....way to meander off topic.  Started off interesting and de-railed from there.....if it weren't for the subject line, the Oracle guy might be forgiven for assuming this is a very interesting and entertaining thread about virginity (it's not really, but thought I would try to make y'all feel better about yours).
Let's hope he only reads the start....
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Virgins are no fucking good
  
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Reply #22 - Nov 9th, 2013 at 1:12pm
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If they're no fucking good it's because you failed at making them good.
  
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Reply #23 - Nov 10th, 2013 at 3:54pm
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DropBear wrote on Nov 9th, 2013 at 4:55am:
Let's hope he only reads the start....


Yeah, I certainly hope the title is enough ... and that Turdbine hasn't killed the API. If they are dumb enough to prefer the expletive and exploit filled flame out posts over a peaceful non-disruptive protest, they may think hiding login numbers is better than showing people the game isn't empty even if it isn't as full as it used to be.

Because right now it looks like the game is dead because of the bans, and there is no data to contradict that assertion ...
  
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Reply #24 - Nov 10th, 2013 at 4:12pm
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Meursault wrote on Nov 10th, 2013 at 3:54pm:
Because right now it looks like the game is dead because of the bans, and there is no data to contradict that assertion ...


Right now the game is making more money than ever before per day and there is no data to contradict that assertion. 

Looking making up shit and saying it Loud Proud and Wrong (LP&W) is a fun game
  
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