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Wyni Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 129 Joined: Mar 8^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #25 - Nov 10^th, 2013 at 4:14pm	Print Post
	I though almost all the bans were over by now anyway, except for the few that were extended to the 11th.


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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #26 - Nov 10^th, 2013 at 5:01pm	Print Post
	higgildypiggildy wrote on Nov 10^th, 2013 at 4:12pm: Right now the game is making more money than ever before per day Bah, I've heard from at least a dozen people that that's not the case. My friend's sister's boyfriend says even the inflated logins on G-Land are over now. What you say is purely your opinion, and the only thing that will convince me otherwise is good hard data! In fact, I'm so sure of my numbers, that if data is released proving October logins stayed above 10,000 per day for all major servers, I will publicly apologize to you. That's a good 10% lower than the July "it's summer" numbers, which kept above 11,000 per day up to about the time the date and effects of the Enhancement Pass became widely known.

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #27 - Nov 10^th, 2013 at 5:42pm	Print Post
	This thread delivers. virgins and whores>stuff

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Asheras Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline This is why we can't have nice things. Posts: 10230 Location: Ohio Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #28 - Nov 10^th, 2013 at 6:36pm	Print Post
	Meursault wrote on Nov 10^th, 2013 at 5:01pm: In fact, I'm so sure of my numbers What numbers? All you did was spew generalized, vague bullshit and tried to pass it off as data.


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Asheras Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline This is why we can't have nice things. Posts: 10230 Location: Ohio Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #29 - Nov 10^th, 2013 at 6:39pm	Print Post
	Btw, the Oracle numbers only run through the end of September and show no change in average logins since July. Even the excesssively high Ghallanda logins are still there.


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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #30 - Nov 10^th, 2013 at 9:06pm	Print Post
	Asheras wrote on Nov 10^th, 2013 at 6:36pm: What numbers?� All you did was spew generalized, vague bullshit� Absolutely! Asheras wrote on Nov 10^th, 2013 at 6:36pm: and tried to pass it off as data. Not at all. I'm ASKING for data. And I'm doing it in an entertaining vault style. How else am I going to compete with exciting threads like "G"? The halfling wasn't enough, I can't deliver on the virgins, so I offer ... DRAMA!

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #31 - Nov 10^th, 2013 at 9:11pm	Print Post
	Meursault wrote on Nov 10^th, 2013 at 9:06pm: compete with exciting threads like "G"? so I offer ... DRAMA! This guy gets shit. I approve! Also, G thread is phenom, we're still talking about it. But he needs moar character. We need to believe there's an actual person there. With an Identity, feelings, and a twisted abused soul.

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #32 - Nov 11^th, 2013 at 7:56am	Print Post
	Rubbinns wrote on Nov 10^th, 2013 at 9:11pm: Also, G thread is phenom, we're still talking about it. But he needs moar character. We need to believe there's an actual person there. With an Identity, feelings, and a twisted abused soul. Well, I'd love to spend more time in that thread, but there's still that pesky restraining order from the last time.

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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stardate2115 Dragon Raider Offline ..!.. Posts: 221 Location: bend over and ill show you Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #33 - Nov 11^th, 2013 at 4:36pm	Print Post
	The ddoracle is working on his last druid life and is only lvl 11 he may be awhile on a new update.

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Aeolwind HERALD OF HATE Offline DDO: More broken than peanut brittle Posts: 2074 Location: Sarlona Joined: Apr 13^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #34 - Nov 11^th, 2013 at 4:49pm	Print Post
	Asheras wrote on Nov 10^th, 2013 at 6:36pm: What numbers? All you did was spew generalized, vague bullshit and tried to pass it off as data. You're letting him 'out Vault' you Ash! Feign some indignity and get raw!


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NaturalHazard VoD Slasher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1889 Joined: Jul 28^th, 2011	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #35 - Nov 12^th, 2013 at 2:23am	Print Post
	Asheras wrote on Nov 10^th, 2013 at 6:36pm: What numbers?� All you did was spew generalized, vague bullshit and tried to pass it off as data. Maybe he works for DDO?


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The Oracle Korthos Resident Offline I See Dead People Posts: 71 Location: Thelanis Joined: Jan 22^nd, 2013	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #36 - Nov 12^th, 2013 at 3:55am	Print Post
	Meursault wrote on Nov 6^th, 2013 at 10:31pm: Oh wise and mighty DDOracle, please accept this halfling as a burnt offering, and grant us, your supplicants, knowledge of how our long suffering game fares through these troubled times of bans and exploits. YOU'VE BEEN HEARD! Know that your cries for knowledge are not in vain, and that indeed, the Oracle continues to watch all that is DDO and knows all that is DDO.� The Oracle is wise in such things. Sadly, the Oracle was less wise in tasking an otherwise useless leftover Apple product with the job of crunching the vast data, and Apple quietly pushed an update that broke his graphing stack.� So the Oracle remains all knowing, but does not, uh, deign to share the knowledge of the universe at this time. Still, the thoughtfulness and sincerity of your offerings of virgins and burnt halflings has touched what's left of the Oracle's cold, dead heart.� Your plea has been heard, and will be considered. (There may also be some truth that the Oracle has recently been spending quality time with fleas.)


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Sim-Sala-Bim Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Wha...? Posts: 5356 Joined: Nov 2^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #37 - Nov 12^th, 2013 at 4:44am	Print Post
	The Oracle wrote on Nov 12^th, 2013 at 3:55am: Sadly, the Oracle was less wise in tasking an otherwise useless leftover Apple product with the job of crunching the vast data, and Apple quietly pushed an update that broke his graphing stack. Ummm... So the all-seeing Oracle could not see that coming...


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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #38 - Nov 12^th, 2013 at 8:56am	Print Post
	Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Nov 12^th, 2013 at 4:44am: Ummm... So the all-seeing Oracle could not see that coming...� Many seers of the future seem unable to foresee their own demise.

	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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Charon Ex Member	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #39 - Nov 12^th, 2013 at 9:00am	Print Post
	OldCoaly wrote on Nov 12^th, 2013 at 8:56am: Many seers of the future seem unable to foresee their own demise. Quote: Nostradamus is said to have predicted his own death. When his assistant wished him goodnight on July 1, 1566, Nostradamus reputedly pronounced, "You will not find me alive at sunrise." He was found dead on July 2, 1566. Nostradamus was interred standing upright in the Church of the Cordeliers of Salon. However, his story does not end there; he was disinterred twice, once on purpose and once maliciously. In 1700, his body was moved by the city to a more prominent crypt. When a necklace was found on his skeleton bearing the date '1700', his body was hurriedly reinterred. During the French Revolution, in 1791, some drunken soldiers broke into his tomb. The mayor quickly placated the mob by describing how Nostradamus had predicted the revolution, and they replaced the bones in the crypt. However, Nostradamus had the last laugh. In Century 9, Quatrain 7, he had written: The man who opens the tomb when it is found And who does not close it immediately, Evil will come to him That no one will be able to prove. Reputedly, the soldiers who desecrated his tomb for the final time were ambushed on their way back to base and killed to the last man. And I thought the oracle was at the top, so disappointed.


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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #40 - Nov 12^th, 2013 at 10:28am	Print Post
	The Oracle wrote on Nov 12^th, 2013 at 3:55am: YOU'VE BEEN HEARD! Know that your cries for knowledge are not in vain, and that indeed, the Oracle continues to watch all that is DDO and knows all that is DDO. Thank you, Oracle! I patiently await your enlightenment. NaturalHazard wrote on Nov 12^th, 2013 at 2:23am: Maybe he works for DDO? Oh, OW! Now that stings!

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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DiddleDoo Stormreaver Piker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 669 Joined: Nov 3^rd, 2013	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #41 - Nov 12^th, 2013 at 10:32am	Print Post
	Rubbinns wrote on Nov 10^th, 2013 at 9:11pm: This guy gets shit. I approve! Also, G thread is phenom, we're still talking about it. But he needs moar character. We need to believe there's an actual person there. With an Identity, feelings, and a twisted abused soul. I would agree even though I made the thread. It's just harder to give a shit about trolling in a forum full of trolls. I'm better at it elsewhere. I mean, hell, H? Who didn't see that coming?


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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #42 - Nov 12^th, 2013 at 11:12am	Print Post
	DiddleDoo wrote on Nov 12^th, 2013 at 10:32am: I mean, hell, H? Who didn't see that coming? What I want to know is, what happened to F? Was he Cubed? Foul Play! CONSPIRACY!!!!

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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DiddleDoo Stormreaver Piker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 669 Joined: Nov 3^rd, 2013	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #43 - Nov 12^th, 2013 at 11:13am	Print Post
	Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2013 at 11:12am: What I want to know is, what happened to F? Was he Cubed? Foul Play! CONSPIRACY!!!! You'll see.


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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #44 - Nov 12^th, 2013 at 11:17am	Print Post
	DiddleDoo wrote on Nov 12^th, 2013 at 11:13am: You'll see. Good, because I care about F, I hope details are forthcoming promptly. Unless this is really elaborate, and the next character is O?

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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stardate2115 Dragon Raider Offline ..!.. Posts: 221 Location: bend over and ill show you Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013	Re: Oh Wise and Mighty DDOracle, how fares the game? Reply #45 - Nov 12^th, 2013 at 5:41pm	Print Post
	The Oracle wrote on Nov 12^th, 2013 at 3:55am: YOU'VE BEEN HEARD! Know that your cries for knowledge are not in vain, and that indeed, the Oracle continues to watch all that is DDO and knows all that is DDO.� The Oracle is wise in such things. Sadly, the Oracle was less wise in tasking an otherwise useless leftover Apple product with the job of crunching the vast data, and Apple quietly pushed an update that broke his graphing stack.� So the Oracle remains all knowing, but does not, uh, deign to share the knowledge of the universe at this time. Still, the thoughtfulness and sincerity of your offerings of virgins and burnt halflings has touched what's left of the Oracle's cold, dead heart.� Your plea has been heard, and will be considered. (There may also be some truth that the Oracle has recently been spending quality time with fleas.) Bwahahahaha

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