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Nov 11th, 2013 at 8:45pm
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Feynman wrote on Jan 20th, 2015 at 4:57pm:
One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before.


IMARANGER wrote on Jan 11th, 2014 at 6:12pm:
It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor.

IMARANGER wrote on Jan 15th, 2014 at 4:56pm:
You were right this time, OnePercenter. 


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#bringbackreadingcomprehension
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Re: Tomorrow's Update is CRITICAL
Reply #1 - Nov 11th, 2013 at 8:49pm
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Another critical failure?  Yes, it is.
  

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Critical...

Mass?

KABOOM.
  

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Reply #3 - Nov 11th, 2013 at 9:19pm
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Fuck you, never seen that twitter page before.
I spent 15 mins looking at every icon in the background picture.
I got at least 90 %.
DDO is in good shape, I can play without logging on.
  
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Reply #4 - Nov 11th, 2013 at 9:34pm
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I want that as a windows background Cool
  

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Reply #5 - Nov 11th, 2013 at 9:36pm
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I wonder if he has a version of the wallpaper covered with "Do Not Use"  Tongue
  
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Reply #6 - Nov 11th, 2013 at 9:56pm
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I like how he still has a broken link to myddo on his page.
  
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Reply #7 - Nov 12th, 2013 at 3:19am
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They aren't nerfing Deadgirl's Spellbook, are they?
  

 
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Reply #8 - Nov 12th, 2013 at 3:26am
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Hmm... critical... that could also mean that they are not sure if they manage to deploy the update today?

@Crunch: On lammania it's not fixed yet. But I am very sure we get a newer build than currently on lammania.
  
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Reply #9 - Nov 12th, 2013 at 3:30am
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SwashbucklerHater wrote on Nov 12th, 2013 at 3:26am:
@Crunch: On lammania it's not fixed yet. But I am very sure we get a newer build than currently on lammania.


Rock on.  Moar 40 degree angle jumping, then.
  

 
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Re: Tomorrow's Update is CRITICAL
Reply #10 - Nov 12th, 2013 at 4:14am
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Critical Failure ?
Critical Mass ?
Critical... as in RM Critical Table ? ( it always hurt )
Critical rollback ?
Critical People ?
Critical blunder ?


Seriously ? 2 Quests that will be fun one time and tedious after the 8th time, BtC CoVs and 4,2K for Epic TR... That's not Critical that's a Critical slap in our face with EXTREME PREJUDICE ( and some Ghostbane )
  

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Reply #11 - Nov 12th, 2013 at 8:40am
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Flav wrote on Nov 12th, 2013 at 4:14am:
Seriously ? 2 Quests that will be fun one time and tedious after the 8th time, BtC CoVs and 4,2K for Epic TR... That's not Critical that's a Critical slap in our face with EXTREME PREJUDICE ( and some Ghostbane )


Those quests are essential if you want the top random loot thou. So either you like them or not, you will be ransacking the lv30 quest on EE weekly (only if you give a shit about ML28 Augments and +11 stats).

About time they put in store an item to bypass Chests Ransack.
  
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Re: Tomorrow's Update is CRITICAL
Reply #12 - Nov 12th, 2013 at 8:51am
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Tomorrows update is Critical.


Sure it is, Producer Glin.

I'm sure it will be put together and deployed with the same amount of attention to detail, love, and craftsmanship as all the other updates, point revisions, and hotfixes.
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Re: Tomorrow's Update is CRITICAL
Reply #13 - Nov 12th, 2013 at 9:12am
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Hmpf, need to stack more fort before update goes live
  
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Reply #14 - Nov 12th, 2013 at 9:45am
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OldCoaly wrote on Nov 12th, 2013 at 8:51am:
Sure it is, Producer Glin.

I'm sure it will be put together and deployed with the same amount of attention to detail, love, and craftsmanship as all the other updates, point revisions, and hotfixes.

Coffee, meet computer screen
  

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Reply #15 - Nov 12th, 2013 at 10:10am
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phoenix wrote on Nov 12th, 2013 at 9:12am:
Hmpf, need to stack more fort before update goes live


Won't help. Turbines updates bypass fortification.
  
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Reply #16 - Nov 12th, 2013 at 11:58am
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SwashbucklerHater wrote on Nov 12th, 2013 at 10:10am:
Won't help. Turbines updates bypass fortification.

And logic, and quality control, and good reason.
  
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Reply #17 - Nov 12th, 2013 at 12:08pm
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CRITICAL for them to decide between keeping the game up or shutting it down for good?
  

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Reply #18 - Nov 13th, 2013 at 3:35am
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Critical Return..? Meh...
  
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