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AtomicMew Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 2073 Joined: Jan 12^th, 2011	Critical return Nov 13^th, 2013 at 2:52pm	Print Post
	Is the official name of update 20. Can anyone explain to me what the hell this means?


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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: Critical return Reply #1 - Nov 13^th, 2013 at 3:10pm	Print Post
	They "rolled a 20", therefore it's a crit. They haven't confirmed yet.

	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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CanIHazYourStuff DQ Assaulter Offline Niiiiiiii! Posts: 484 Location: Evening... Star! XD Joined: Jul 26^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Critical return Reply #2 - Nov 13^th, 2013 at 3:29pm	Print Post
	A 20 on shooting themselves in their foot perhaps?

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Meat-Head 53%Moron57%Misunderstood Offline Why am I reading crap on this forum? Posts: 12345 Location: Oregon Joined: Dec 5^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Critical return Reply #3 - Nov 13^th, 2013 at 3:34pm	Print Post
	I dunno but we got what TWO quests with lame loot and a TR revamp? Seems so lame in general.

	A half-dozen boss Vaulties donated generously with real money to my classroom during a fundraiser in May 2015 to get poor kids books to read. I won't forget that. They know who they are, and they freaking rule. Disavowed wrote on Apr 19^th, 2016 at 1:51pm: Once you meat your personal goal you might want to give that some consideration. Artorias wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 2:15pm: Good grief Meat, you're hopeless. You would label the simple act of taking a shit as someone obeying the divine law of nature to leave a proof of existence.
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kum-gulp VoD Slasher Offline I Love Tired Vault Memes! Posts: 1810 Joined: Jul 16^th, 2010	Re: Critical return Reply #4 - Nov 13^th, 2013 at 3:46pm	Print Post
	Yes a two quest update makes them a bit of a laughing stock. Especially as the expansion didn't have a raid.


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RandomerStranger Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10 Joined: Nov 12^th, 2013	Re: Critical return Reply #5 - Nov 13^th, 2013 at 3:46pm	Print Post
	It was critical that they return with a good update after update 19. They did crit but it was a crit failure.


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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Critical return Reply #6 - Nov 13^th, 2013 at 4:15pm	Print Post
	AtomicMew wrote on Nov 13^th, 2013 at 2:52pm: Is the official name of update 20. Can anyone explain to me what the hell this means? Their ability to critically evaluate developer suggestions has returned after a 2 year hiatus, and from this point forward there will be significantly less suck?

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Meat-Head 53%Moron57%Misunderstood Offline Why am I reading crap on this forum? Posts: 12345 Location: Oregon Joined: Dec 5^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Critical return Reply #7 - Nov 13^th, 2013 at 5:01pm	Print Post
	RandomerStranger wrote on Nov 13^th, 2013 at 3:46pm: They did crit but it was a crit failure. The only question is when will the box blow up in their face and wipe the party?

	A half-dozen boss Vaulties donated generously with real money to my classroom during a fundraiser in May 2015 to get poor kids books to read. I won't forget that. They know who they are, and they freaking rule. Disavowed wrote on Apr 19^th, 2016 at 1:51pm: Once you meat your personal goal you might want to give that some consideration. Artorias wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 2:15pm: Good grief Meat, you're hopeless. You would label the simple act of taking a shit as someone obeying the divine law of nature to leave a proof of existence.
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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9984 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Critical return Reply #8 - Nov 14^th, 2013 at 3:04am	Print Post
	AtomicMew wrote on Nov 13^th, 2013 at 2:52pm: Is the official name of update 20.� Can anyone explain to me what the hell this means?� Critical Return Over Investment. Investment was negligible. They didn't even relent on the BTC New shitty commendations and just transfered them from Saga REqard to quest reward when everybody wanted them in chests. With the Overpriced Values for the Hearts in Store and their retarded cost in CoV the Return is going to be Critical. Also put another way : It's Critical that there is a Return Over Investment otherwise WB will pull the plug. pick the one you prefer.

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NaturalHazard VoD Slasher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1889 Joined: Jul 28^th, 2011	Re: Critical return Reply #9 - Nov 14^th, 2013 at 3:32am	Print Post
	is a 20 a crit with a nerf bat of ghostbane?


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Sim-Sala-Bim Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Wha...? Posts: 5356 Joined: Nov 2^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Critical return Reply #10 - Nov 14^th, 2013 at 3:35am	Print Post
	Meat-Head wrote on Nov 13^th, 2013 at 5:01pm: The only question is when will the box blow up in their face and wipe the party? Waiting fingers crossed...


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aDifferentHandle Abbot Raider Offline omg, that's the funky shit Posts: 996 Joined: Aug 30^th, 2010	Re: Critical return Reply #11 - Nov 14^th, 2013 at 4:03am	Print Post
	Oh dear. If U20 is a critical, but U19 isn't, this means that they are using a shit weapon and did not take the corresponding IC feat. Anyway. Thanks for explaining, OldCoaly. I actually didn't get the name. Apparently, if you need someone to explain some Adspeak, the Adspokesperson did not make a good job.

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Neru Titan Demolisher Offline Posts: 367 Location: USA Joined: Nov 13^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Critical return Reply #12 - Nov 14^th, 2013 at 4:41am	Print Post
	Sadly, I bet whoever it was in turbine that came up with the idea is patting themselves in the back for thinking how clever the ad was


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Sim-Sala-Bim Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Wha...? Posts: 5356 Joined: Nov 2^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Critical return Reply #13 - Nov 14^th, 2013 at 4:46am	Print Post
	Neru wrote on Nov 14^th, 2013 at 4:41am: Sadly, I bet whoever it was in turbine that came up with the idea is patting themselves in the back for thinking how clever the ad was Yea. Thought the same thing... Thinking they are master word tricks or something...


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SwashbucklerHater Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 337 Joined: Sep 2^nd, 2013	Re: Critical return Reply #14 - Nov 14^th, 2013 at 4:49am	Print Post
	Oh wow, now I feel slow. Still can't laugh about the name of the update though. U20 just makes me feel I got critically tricked by turbine again. Posting some shit about getting 30 comms for doing EH, and atm there are only 10 quests ingame which yield that much comms... most of the epic quests give much less. Maybe it works out when level cap 30 is hitting us because of around 9M xp from 20-30. But atm the average comms you get are more like 20. (Yeah I know that they somewhere said that lower level quests would give less xp but such information should have been in the boobies and not somewhere hidden in the thread) Seems I am going to farm most of my xp from 23-28 with the epic GH Saga... I already can feel how I got critically hit by the fun this is going to be. The quests above that are not that much fun with a gimp destiny.


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AtomicMew Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 2073 Joined: Jan 12^th, 2011	Re: Critical return Reply #15 - Nov 14^th, 2013 at 5:15am	Print Post
	I honestly still have nfi what the name means. I can't tell whether some of you are joking or that's really what you think turbine was thinking? Maybe both? Either way it makes me sad for this game.


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Neru Titan Demolisher Offline Posts: 367 Location: USA Joined: Nov 13^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Critical return Reply #16 - Nov 14^th, 2013 at 5:26am	Print Post
	AtomicMew wrote on Nov 14^th, 2013 at 5:15am: I honestly still have nfi what the name means. The idea of Update 20 being critical is a reference to rolling a 20 in a twenty sided die, or a critical roll. That is all it means. And most of us argue that update 20 didn't feel like a critical roll of 20 at all, felt more like a critical fail roll of 1.


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AtomicMew Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 2073 Joined: Jan 12^th, 2011	Re: Critical return Reply #17 - Nov 14^th, 2013 at 5:42am	Print Post
	Yeah I got that part, but WHAT is being returned from where and to where?


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SwashbucklerHater Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 337 Joined: Sep 2^nd, 2013	Re: Critical return Reply #18 - Nov 14^th, 2013 at 5:56am	Print Post
	Probably some reference to reincarnations as some kind of returning.


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stardate2115 Dragon Raider Offline ..!.. Posts: 221 Location: bend over and ill show you Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013	Re: Critical return Reply #19 - Nov 14^th, 2013 at 6:01am	Print Post
	Critical failure

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Illiterate Titan Demolisher Offline Yataaaa Posts: 359 Location: France Joined: Jul 31^st, 2010 Gender:	Re: Critical return Reply #20 - Nov 14^th, 2013 at 7:39am	Print Post
	Flav wrote on Nov 14^th, 2013 at 3:04am: Critical Return Over Investment. Critical Return On Investment Specifically Suited And Not Transvestite. That's what I eat for breakfast on Sundays, warm from the bakery

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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9984 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Critical return Reply #21 - Nov 14^th, 2013 at 9:29am	Print Post
	Illiterate wrote on Nov 14^th, 2013 at 7:39am: Critical Return On Investment Specifically Suited And Not Transvestite. That's what I eat for breakfast on Sundays, warm from the bakery� PTDR

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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4377 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: Critical return Reply #22 - Nov 14^th, 2013 at 5:37pm	Print Post
	OldCoaly wrote on Nov 13^th, 2013 at 3:10pm: They "rolled a 20", therefore it's a crit. They haven't confirmed yet. If this is the logic, I can't believe they thought this was clever? Who was their focus group - local kindy?

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doyourealyknow Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 293 Joined: Nov 13^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Critical return Reply #23 - Nov 14^th, 2013 at 6:16pm	Print Post
	they had poo in there pents... that was critical


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Sim-Sala-Bim Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Wha...? Posts: 5356 Joined: Nov 2^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Critical return Reply #24 - Nov 15^th, 2013 at 2:43am	Print Post
	doyourealyknow wrote on Nov 14^th, 2013 at 6:16pm: they had poo in there pents... that was critical Yet... This seems to be the most logical explanation...


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