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Salmon, or Salmonella?
Nov 20th, 2013 at 11:11am
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That's right it's thyme for everyone's favorite gaaaaaaaaaaaaaame shoooooooooooooooow:

SALMON OR SALMONELLA?!?

I'm your host, Cunty McCuntenstein

Today's contestants are
  
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Re: Salmon, or Salmonella?
Reply #1 - Nov 20th, 2013 at 11:17am
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Friends don't let friends post drunk.
  

            
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Reply #2 - Nov 20th, 2013 at 11:18am
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Our first contestant is Bill Z Bubb, long lost butt buddy of Beelzebub, the Lord of the Seventh!

So how does it feel to buttfuck a giant slug monster?
  
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Reply #3 - Nov 20th, 2013 at 1:02pm
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DiddleDoo wrote on Nov 20th, 2013 at 11:11am:
That's right it's thyme for everyone's favorite gaaaaaaaaaaaaaame shoooooooooooooooow:

SALMON OR SALMONELLA?!?

I'm your host, Cunty McCuntenstein

Today's contestants are


So who is the main of this sock that you have been aggressively levelling? More importantly, who are you trying to fool by amassing a few hundred posts? If this is just for Vault noobs, you really need to find a better use for your time.
  
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Reply #4 - Nov 20th, 2013 at 1:41pm
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Elegorne,Wizegorne,Healegorne and some other gimp toons on Thelanis
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Re: Salmon, or Salmonella?
Reply #5 - Nov 20th, 2013 at 2:00pm
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*yawn*

Strake, can you force set his post cunt to 0 so that he can only post in the Honeypot ?

  

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Herpaderp contestant
  
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Re: Salmon, or Salmonella?
Reply #7 - Nov 20th, 2013 at 3:15pm
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Astraghal wrote on Nov 20th, 2013 at 1:02pm:
So who is the main of this sock that you have been aggressively levelling? More importantly, who are you trying to fool by amassing a few hundred posts? If this is just for Vault noobs, you really need to find a better use for your time.


You are not fooling anyone, AstraDoo!
  
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Reply #8 - Nov 20th, 2013 at 3:48pm
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Astraghal wrote on Nov 20th, 2013 at 1:02pm:
So who is the main of this sock that you have been aggressively levelling? More importantly, who are you trying to fool by amassing a few hundred posts? If this is just for Vault noobs, you really need to find a better use for your time.


Wonderful! Our second contestant is Astraghal, who isn't fooling anyone about being a transvestite, as no self respecting male would put "ghal" at the end of his name.

How does it feel to be the biggest douchebag on the vault?
  
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Reply #9 - Nov 20th, 2013 at 3:50pm
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Flav wrote on Nov 20th, 2013 at 2:00pm:
*yawn*

Strake, can you force set his post cunt to 0 so that he can only post in the Honeypot ?



D'aww sorry, there's only two contestants per round in Salmon or Salmonella. I know you're depressed but don't ever lash out at the host over it.

Also, fuck off and die. The posts have been worse in the few days since I've spammed.
  
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Reply #10 - Nov 20th, 2013 at 3:58pm
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DiddleDoo wrote on Nov 20th, 2013 at 3:48pm:
Wonderful! Our second contestant is Astraghal, who isn't fooling anyone about being a transvestite, as no self respecting male would put "ghal" at the end of his name.

How does it feel to be the biggest douchebag on the vault?


Or use a pink symbol under their name; we know how important using real personal information is on the Vault. Roll Eyes

PS: If traffic seems to be up here over the past few days, that was down to me not you.
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Astraghal wrote on Nov 20th, 2013 at 3:58pm:
PS: If traffic seems to be up here over the past few days, that was down to me not you.


So you cut the power to the servers and trashed the backup power?  You might not want to admit to that.
  
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Hai Grin
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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So you cut the power to the servers and trashed the backup power?  You might not want to admit to that.


How could they cut the power man? They're animals.. Grin
  
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Reply #14 - Nov 20th, 2013 at 10:58pm
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DiddleDoo wrote on Nov 20th, 2013 at 11:18am:
Our first contestant is Bill Z Bubb, long lost butt buddy of Beelzebub, the Lord of the Seventh!

So how does it feel to buttfuck a giant slug monster?


I'll let you know as soon as he's done with you.
  

            
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Reply #15 - Nov 20th, 2013 at 11:01pm
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Bill Z Bubb wrote on Nov 20th, 2013 at 11:17am:
Friends don't let friends post drunk.


You should always post stalk Mr. DiddleCunt, there.  Because my rage at his stupidity is immediately quelled by the breasts in your sig.
  

 
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Reply #16 - Nov 20th, 2013 at 11:10pm
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I bring the breasts of peace with every post.
  

            
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Crunch ButtSteak wrote on Nov 20th, 2013 at 11:01pm:
You should always post stalk Mr. DiddleCunt, there.  Because my rage at his stupidity is immediately quelled by the breasts in your sig.


Sry back to your regularly scheduled people pretending to be people the vault hates on the forums.
  
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Astraghal wrote on Nov 20th, 2013 at 3:58pm:
Or use a pink symbol under their name; we know how important using real personal information is on the Vault. Roll Eyes

PS: If traffic seems to be up here over the past few days, that was down to me not you.


Traffic seems to be fucking gay the last few days. Probably because all the faggots know you'll suck em off. So thank god you came back amirite.  Roll Eyes
  
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DiddleDoo wrote on Nov 20th, 2013 at 11:35pm:
Sry back to your regularly scheduled people pretending to be people the vault hates on the forums.

Wait, I'm a diddle confused
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Rubbinns wrote on Nov 21st, 2013 at 12:14am:
Wait, I'm a diddle confused


The fact that he's annoyed by this but lulz when someone pretends to be LeslieGuyjuiceGuzzler.
  
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DiddleDoo wrote on Nov 21st, 2013 at 12:17am:
The fact that he's annoyed by this but lulz when someone pretends to be LeslieGuyjuiceGuzzler.

But if you werent annoying what would we do?
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Rubbinns wrote on Nov 21st, 2013 at 12:29am:
But if you werent annoying what would we do?


Probably men, as that's what you do now.
  
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DiddleDoo wrote on Nov 21st, 2013 at 12:32am:
Probably men, as that's what you do now.

But you like it so stay bent over?
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Rubbinns wrote on Nov 21st, 2013 at 12:40am:
But you like it so stay bent over!


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