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Nov 25th, 2013 at 1:05pm
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I have been thinking about what causes trolls. I am down to the following three main causes:

1) Post Count - people have referenced that you don't get access to the sup3r s3cr3t l33t areas unless you have some arbitrary number of posts. This leads people to make worthless threads and comments in hopes of reaching this number.

2) Boredom (game becoming less fun to play) - They only troll in areas where they get reactions to their trolling. Any response at all (including this thread) feeds them and they sit in their chairs jerking off while reading these responses over and over. Hell, even view counts is enough to encourage them.

3) Competition - everyone likes to think they are good at something. Even if they are sitting in their parents house at 30, with no job, on the interwebs all day. Trolling is something everyone can do with no skill, simply copy/paste the same crap every other troll does as long as it gets a reaction, any reaction.

Anything I missed?

PS: I fully understand 90%+ of the responses will be trolls and in a ironic way, makes this post and me, a troll  Undecided
  
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Re: Troll Food
Reply #1 - Nov 25th, 2013 at 1:11pm
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4) Your mom's one "tongue trick" thing has become boring...
5) Hitler.

Next thread?
  

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Reply #2 - Nov 25th, 2013 at 1:22pm
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Do like me and ignore them, it's the best way to deal with it.
  

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Reply #3 - Nov 25th, 2013 at 1:55pm
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Ire wrote on Nov 25th, 2013 at 1:05pm:
2) Boredom (game becoming less fun to play) - They only troll in areas where they get reactions to their trolling. Any response at all (including this thread) feeds them and they sit in their chairs jerking off while reading these responses over and over. Hell, even view counts is enough to encourage them.


You're over thinking that one. Just straight up "Boredom" reason with no further details would have sufficed.

I poke around forums, not exclusively the vault, whenever I'm looking to pass time while waiting for things to happen - such as waiting for a raid group to fill.

And the game remains fun if you allow it to be.
  
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Reply #4 - Nov 25th, 2013 at 2:13pm
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Ire wrote on Nov 25th, 2013 at 1:05pm:
PS: I fully understand 90%+ of the responses will be trolls and in a ironic way, makes this post and me, a troll  Undecided

Fucking hipsters.. even trolling you gotta do ironically
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Reply #5 - Nov 25th, 2013 at 2:51pm
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Ire wrote on Nov 25th, 2013 at 1:05pm:
Anything I missed?


Malice.

Some people aren't having fun unless it's at the expense of others.
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Reply #6 - Nov 25th, 2013 at 4:03pm
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Ire wrote on Nov 25th, 2013 at 1:05pm:
I have been thinking about what causes trolls. I am down to the following three main causes:

1) Post Count - people have referenced that you don't get access to the sup3r s3cr3t l33t areas unless you have some arbitrary number of posts. This leads people to make worthless threads and comments in hopes of reaching this number.

2) Boredom (game becoming less fun to play) - They only troll in areas where they get reactions to their trolling. Any response at all (including this thread) feeds them and they sit in their chairs jerking off while reading these responses over and over. Hell, even view counts is enough to encourage them.

3) Competition - everyone likes to think they are good at something. Even if they are sitting in their parents house at 30, with no job, on the interwebs all day. Trolling is something everyone can do with no skill, simply copy/paste the same crap every other troll does as long as it gets a reaction, any reaction.

Anything I missed?

PS: I fully understand 90%+ of the responses will be trolls and in a ironic way, makes this post and me, a troll  Undecided


I troll here because it's easy and I don't feel like I'm disrupting things that are important. Generally, I don't derail actually important topics, preferring to start my own moronic threads or post in threads that are already useless. Thus, I feel no remorse for the people who click them and get mad.

"OMG I CANT BELIEVE THIS "H" THREAD IS USELESS"

Reason 2 is the closest reason. Boredom. Also, i can post while tabbed out into another game, whether that be ddo or not, or even during downtime at work.

Honestly, it's something to do.

Edit: I find reason 1 to be logical, though I don't care. DDO is easy enough that I can't believe people are that interested in super sekret exploitzzzz!
Though I'm a decent guild so I hear about them through voice chat anyhow, so I guess I'm biased in that regard.
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Reply #7 - Nov 25th, 2013 at 4:05pm
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Trolling is the endgame. Trolling is how you win DDO.

I was mocking this kid over chat for like 30 minutes and finally his mom gets on chat and tells me to stop making fun of her 10 year old. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin WIN
  

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Reply #8 - Nov 25th, 2013 at 4:16pm
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Bigdickrichguy wrote on Nov 25th, 2013 at 4:05pm:
Trolling is the endgame. Trolling is how you win DDO.

I was molesting this kid over chat for like 30 minutes and finally his mom gets on chat and tells me to stop making out with her 10 year old. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin WIN


Disturbing. Smiley
  
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Reply #9 - Nov 25th, 2013 at 4:23pm
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10 is the new 18
  

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Reply #10 - Nov 25th, 2013 at 4:30pm
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Ire wrote on Nov 25th, 2013 at 1:05pm:
Anything I missed?
Anonymity  and lack of accountability.
  

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Reply #11 - Nov 25th, 2013 at 4:35pm
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Memnir wrote on Nov 25th, 2013 at 4:30pm:
Anonymity  and lack of accountability.


Which is also why people post exploits/anything here to begin with.
  
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Reply #12 - Nov 25th, 2013 at 4:43pm
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DiddleDoo wrote on Nov 25th, 2013 at 4:03pm:
I troll here because it's easy and I don't feel like I'm disrupting things that are important. Generally, I don't derail actually important topics, preferring to start my own moronic threads or post in threads that are already useless. Thus, I feel no remorse for the people who click them and get mad.


I think you and FoS might get along very well.

Your posts per day are steadily increasing, though. 

Keep on keeping on!
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Ire wrote on Nov 25th, 2013 at 1:05pm:
I fully understand 90%+ of the responses will be trolls and in a ironic way, makes this post and me, a troll  Undecided


so why did you make such a thread. you also want to reach a special amount of posts on the forum?

i didnt ready on word of "fuck" inside this post. thought its a hidden rule on this forum  Grin
  
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Reply #14 - Nov 26th, 2013 at 2:11am
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666) It is in their nature...
  
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doyourealyknow wrote on Nov 25th, 2013 at 5:01pm:
so why did you make such a thread.


trolls make threads
  
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�ed wrote on Nov 26th, 2013 at 6:06am:


This song is awesome, how/where do you people keep finding these?
  
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�ed wrote on Nov 26th, 2013 at 6:06am:


Haha what does the people pay her to do such a song. or is she one of the posters here  Grin
  
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�ed wrote on Nov 26th, 2013 at 6:06am:

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Reply #20 - Nov 26th, 2013 at 10:12pm
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Here be trolls.........................beware.................
  
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Reply #21 - Nov 26th, 2013 at 10:51pm
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Fuck post count.  I only wish there were more people here form Thelanis that would tell Flabby all the fire cave stuffz.
  
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Reply #22 - Nov 26th, 2013 at 11:16pm
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Ire wrote on Nov 25th, 2013 at 1:05pm:
1) Post Count - people have referenced that you don't get access to the sup3r s3cr3t l33t areas unless you have some arbitrary number of posts.


The irony is exploits are not posted there anymore. spammer honeypot and general ddo forum are the preferred placed.

The s3cr3t l33t area is full of ponies and rainbows....
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doyourealyknow wrote on Nov 25th, 2013 at 5:01pm:
so why did you make such a thread. you also want to reach a special amount of posts on the forum?

i didnt ready on word of "fuck" inside this post. thought its a hidden rule on this forum  Grin


Trolls need sustenance.....................
  
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mystafyi wrote on Nov 26th, 2013 at 11:16pm:
The irony is exploits are not posted there anymore. spammer honeypot and general ddo forum are the preferred placed.

The s3cr3t l33t area is full of ponies and rainbows....


This sounds about right
  
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