It's based on your diplomacy skill, and it even says so in the description.

http://ddowiki.com/page/Audience_with_the_Queen#Joy_of_the_Queen

Try harder.

So what is it?

Hellporn wrote on Dec 8^th, 2013 at 2:56pm:

The +10 Stat one is VERY rare. My Shiradi has a 72 Diplomacy score with GH and I've only ever seen him get it 2 or 3 times ever.

Arkat wrote on Dec 8^th, 2013 at 4:41pm:


2 3 times? i get it 1/6 times maybe lucky but with the right istance i receive it 100% of the times

hint:if i get +300hp buff in that istance,i get it every time i use the tea,but i have to study why and how thats why i asked for some infos about that

I don't know how to get the best buff 100% of the time.

But I sure know how to make the Queen enjoy it 100% of the time.

if someone here have familiarty with istances i would ask some answers to him

phoenix wrote on Dec 8^th, 2013 at 7:17pm:


that is what i think everymorning when i woke up with your mother in the bed, thinking of his poor son who has a mother who likes to take it straight down her throat until she chokes to enjoy more..

FYS and keep fucking

Vic wrote on Dec 8^th, 2013 at 9:11pm:



That video project you gave me is done.

You know, the one with the goat, half a bucket of industrial lubricant, 3 feet of garden hose and Hellporn's grandparents.

Want it in DivX format?

So... hell.. rather than sharing what youve found so that an entire forum dedicated to fucking turbine over can assist in testing your theory.. you would rather poke and prod at something that you may or may not have figured out... your not the brightest bulb are you..

however... i will go test out some random "instance" based teas to see what i can find...

Edit: Did some testing.. its not nearly enough to go on. but heres some data at least..

Standard Text line 1 : Location
Standard Text line 2 : Quest hex code
Standard Text line 1 ox, oy, oz, h : Tile location, x - north/south location, y - east/west location, z - height, up and down location. h - camera angle


Test 1: (moved slightly from start point)
(Standard): You are at: r1 lx1880 ly48 i2051 cInside ox-53.17 oy-84.08 oz-199.95 h358.6
(Standard): Q:0x70011B2C

(Combat): You make a Diplomacy skill check. You roll a 5 (+57): critical success!
(Combat): You are affected by your joy of the queen.
(Combat): The Queen can't help falling in love with you!
You have been healed, gain Royalty bonus +10 to all ability scores, and your spells may cause random effects on enemies.

Test 2:(moved slightly from start point)
(Standard): You are at: r1 lx1880 ly48 i2052 cInside ox-53.47 oy-84.81 oz-199.95 h358.6
(Standard): Q:0x70011B2C

(Combat): You make a Diplomacy skill check. You roll a 5 (+57): critical success!
(Combat): You are affected by your joy of the queen.
(Combat): +10 Royalty bonus to all saving throws
(Combat): You are affected by your joy of the queen.
(Combat): There may be a knighting in this for you.

Test 3: (Stayd at zone in location)
(Standard): You are at: r1 lx1880 ly48 i2051 cInside ox-53.17 oy-91.24 oz-199.95
(Standard): Q:0x70011B2C

(Combat): You make a Diplomacy skill check. You roll a 5 (+57): critical success!
(Combat): You are affected by your joy of the queen.
(Combat): +10 Royalty bonus to all saving throws
(Combat): You are affected by your joy of the queen.
(Combat): There may be a knighting in this for you.

Test 4:(Stayd at zone in location)
(Standard): You are at: r1 lx1880 ly48 i2052 cInside ox-53.19 oy-91.25 oz-199.95
(Standard): Q:0x70011B2C

(Combat): You make a Diplomacy skill check. You roll a 13 (+57): critical success!
(Combat): You are affected by your joy of the queen.
(Combat): +100 Royalty bonus to Physical Resistance Rating
(Combat): You are affected by your joy of the queen.
(Combat): There may be a knighting in this for you.

Test 5:(Stayd at zone in location)
(Standard): You are at: r1 lx1880 ly48 i2051 cInside ox-53.17 oy-91.26 oz-199.95
(Standard): Q:0x70011B2C

(Combat): You make a Diplomacy skill check. You roll a 6 (+57): critical success!
(Combat): You are affected by your joy of the queen.
(Combat): +10 Royalty bonus to all saving throws
(Combat): You are affected by your joy of the queen.
(Combat): There may be a knighting in this for you.

Test 6: (stayed at zone-in)
(Standard): You are at: r1 lx1880 ly48 i2052 cInside ox-53.19 oy-91.25 oz-199.95
(Standard): Q:0x70011B2C

(Combat): You make a Diplomacy skill check. You roll a 1 (+57): critical success!
(Combat): You are affected by your joy of the queen.
(Combat): +10 Royalty bonus to all saving throws
(Combat): You are affected by your joy of the queen.
(Combat): There may be a knighting in this for you.

Test 7: (Moved from zone-in
Standard): You are at: r1 lx1880 ly48 i2049 cInside ox-55.09 oy-78.07 oz-199.95 h358.6

(Combat): You make a Diplomacy skill check. You roll a 4 (+57): critical success!
(Combat): You are affected by your joy of the queen.
(Combat): +10 Royalty bonus to all saving throws
(Combat): You are affected by your joy of the queen.
(Combat): There may be a knighting in this for you.

Oh it was when Jerry was hired by Turdbine. The biggest fanboi hired by the HOLY Company.

(Standard): You are at: r1 lx64 ly48 i2049 cInside ox36.57 oy-85.00 oz-115.66 h165.9
(Combat): You make a Diplomacy skill check. You roll a 17 (+37): critical success!
Combat): You are affected by your joy of the queen.
(Combat): The Queen can't help falling in love with you!

You have been healed, gain Royalty bonus +10 to all ability scores, and your spells may cause random effects on enemies.
(Standard): You are at: r1 lx64 ly48 i2049 cInside ox33.85 oy-95.41 oz-115.47 h244.7

(Combat): You make a Diplomacy skill check. You roll a 5 (+38): critical success!
(Combat): You are affected by your joy of the queen.
(Combat): +300 Royalty bonus to Maximum HP

ok seems that dont work anymore
thanks anyway