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Darth Anonymous Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 366 Joined: Nov 28^th, 2012	Turbine Philosophy Jan 15^th, 2014 at 5:34am	Print Post
	Post #84 on the main DDO forum nails it. Give the illusion that all is well with a meaningless metric designed so that dissent can not be seen so that differing opinions can be ignored or treated like they do not exist. If the typical Turbine manager was on the Titanic they would nerf the ship until it was sinking. After causing maximum chaos they would all be on the main deck playing music while stating shit was WAI. As pants got wet they would be on the White Star Line forums giving each other up votes. Cordovan states" I've been considering the future of having a reputation system at all on the forums in recent days, and I think I'm currently leaning toward keeping the current positive-only system in place for a little while longer. I agree in general with those who say it's largely meaningless and has very little value, but I also hear those who like their positive rep, green bars, and the ability to give someone a quick thumbs-up, so if it's easily ignore-able, but makes some folks happy, what's the harm in keeping it."
	« Last Edit: Jan 15^th, 2014 at 5:36am by Darth Anonymous »

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Quak Dragon Raider Offline Posts: 298 Joined: Sep 24^th, 2013	Re: Turbine Philosophy Reply #1 - Jan 15^th, 2014 at 6:34am	Print Post
	i love that sex change.. fits well

	http://youtu.be/rr1DSgjhRqE?t=1m23s
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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Turbine Philosophy Reply #2 - Jan 15^th, 2014 at 8:02am	Print Post
	Darth Anonymous wrote on Jan 15^th, 2014 at 5:34am: If the typical Turbine manager was on the Titanic they would ... Pick a random group of passengers, ask them the best method for loading the lifeboats, reject their top 3 suggestions to pick the idea the managers really wanted, and then tell the press that people died because the passengers themselves came up with a flawed scheme for loading the boats.

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Persiflage Abbot Raider Offline Posts: 974 Location: Khyber Joined: Jan 28^th, 2013	Re: Turbine Philosophy Reply #3 - Jan 15^th, 2014 at 8:12am	Print Post
	Meursault wrote on Jan 15^th, 2014 at 8:02am: Pick a random group of passengers, ask them the best method for loading the lifeboats, reject their top 3 suggestions to pick the idea the managers really wanted, and then tell the press that people died because the passengers themselves came up with a flawed scheme for loading the boats. Also: ...wait until it became apparent that the ship was definitely going to sink, re-issue everyone with a new boarding pass including the phrase "The ship will sink before reaching its destination. This is WAI and should not detract from your journey experience." Then they'd have the under-footman make an announcement to the effect that the lack of this information on the original boarding passes was a printing error, while the captain is offloaded to command a different vessel.

	stainer wrote on May 16^th, 2013 at 9:26am: Oh you are good. I will be watching you. QuantumFX wrote on Jun 5^th, 2013 at 11:11am: You are an evil human being.� m4lacka wrote on Mar 29^th, 2014 at 7:04am: wow that post hurt a lot more than any of the namecalling i expected. Now I see why ppl consider you evil.
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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Turbine Philosophy Reply #4 - Jan 15^th, 2014 at 8:14am	Print Post
	Oh, wait, I have another one! Darth Anonymous wrote on Jan 15^th, 2014 at 5:34am: If the typical Turbine manager was on the Titanic they would ... Hand out life vests at random, but for $20 you could (one time only) exchange your ill-fitting life vest for a different one that might still not be your size.

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Aeolwind HERALD OF HATE Offline DDO: More broken than peanut brittle Posts: 2074 Location: Sarlona Joined: Apr 13^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Turbine Philosophy Reply #5 - Jan 15^th, 2014 at 9:45am	Print Post
	Darth Anonymous wrote on Jan 15^th, 2014 at 5:34am: If the typical Turbine manager was on the Titanic they would Not be able to get off the lower decks because many of the ladders wouldn't work Darth Anonymous wrote on Jan 15^th, 2014 at 5:34am: If the typical Turbine manager was on the Titanic they would Not be able to tell the passengers of the problem because they lost connection to the chat server. Darth Anonymous wrote on Jan 15^th, 2014 at 5:34am: If the typical Turbine manager was on the Titanic they would sell life jackets on the shard exchange and life boats on the ddo store.


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Dullknife Merkinspotter Offline Posts: 826 Joined: Nov 30^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Turbine Philosophy Reply #6 - Jan 15^th, 2014 at 9:50am	Print Post
	Darth Anonymous wrote on Jan 15^th, 2014 at 5:34am: If the typical Turbine manager was on the Titanic they would Attempt to tell people to String Table Error 0x000000 in an orderly fashion. Darth Anonymous wrote on Jan 15^th, 2014 at 5:34am: If the typical Turbine manager was on the Titanic they would not wait for the band to sink with the ship, but kick them into the water.


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Darth Anonymous Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 366 Joined: Nov 28^th, 2012	Re: Turbine Philosophy Reply #7 - Jan 15^th, 2014 at 9:58am	Print Post
	Turbine powered by our fans Titanic edition


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Dullknife Merkinspotter Offline Posts: 826 Joined: Nov 30^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Turbine Philosophy Reply #8 - Jan 15^th, 2014 at 10:01am	Print Post
	incredibly accurate: the fans aren't even moving.


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Ra DQ Assaulter Offline yawn Posts: 415 Location: In your closet Joined: Jan 1^st, 2014	Re: Turbine Philosophy Reply #9 - Jan 15^th, 2014 at 10:06am	Print Post
	Oh, I'm so bored.


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