Dear BOogre,

As seductive and enticing as necrophilia is, I really think you should swear it off.  Just for a while.  Just until that mangled little peanut you call a penis stops looking like a handful of braided pipe cleaners covered in bloody pus and once again resembles the pickled Vienna sausage of its former glory.

Yes sexually ravaging the corpses of small children is less likely to result in the same lengthy prison terms that performing your favorite perversions on actual living, breathing children or the mentally impaired might, but it is still a felony, and some might consider the moral implications of such actions beyond the pale.

Think about it.  If you are ostracized by the pedophile community because even they find your nighttime predilections with the expired yet oh so supple flesh of the pre-pubescent reprehensible, then who on earth will you be able to associate with?

Long term it's a no win scenario my friend.  I'm not saying it will be easy.  In the short term you will need to rein in your unnatural desires and forgo indulging in the cadaverous pleasures that these little necrotic Lolitas and Brolitas so tempt you with, but ultimately you can persevere!

And if you just can't shake the compulsion to penetrate the dead, take solace in the fact that sexual congress with a dead animal is, in most states, only a misdemeanor.

There is light at the end of the tunnel!  All you need to do is take that first step and say "today I am not going to stick my tiny schmeckle in someone's child's remains!"

We're all rooting for you!

Sincerely,

The DDO Player Council.

It was Thelanis, if I'm remembering correctly.
The guy was head of a guild named The Cold Children, which is a in-the-know pedophile phrase for kids who are not receptive to advances. Nobody else in the guild knew the origin of the name of the guild - and were blindsided by the arrest.

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Well aren't you a higher lifeform with your references to children being abused.You sure showed him whatever the fuck you wanted to show him.You are SO MUCH LESS of a retard than he is.

At least now we know what kind of sane and healthy individuals are involved in the players council..

You are all wrong.

The guild was Legion of the Cold Children (which later became Sovereign Blades after the leader was arrested for his "predilictions") and it was on Khyber.

It's all covered here in perhaps the greatest drama thread EVER:

http://www.ddovault.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1246087979

This is how Khyber became known as the "Home of Drama" and we have JeffreyAlsip (Goolan) to thank for stirring this awesomeness up!

Thanks Goolan! 



Edited:

Arkat wrote on Feb 2^nd, 2014 at 9:56am:


You got it wrong.  It was Thelanis, not Khyber. It was Legion, not Legion of the Cold Children, and it was a guy named Kailiea.

Eye Dash wrote on Feb 2^nd, 2014 at 4:52am:


dumb, ignorant, and gullible is not a good way to go through life son.

Memnir wrote on Feb 2^nd, 2014 at 3:29am:


Hmm, and you know this how?

qweeve wrote on Feb 2^nd, 2014 at 12:12pm:

Because Goolan told us!

http://www.ddovault.com/Vault/goolan.html

Memnir wrote on Feb 2^nd, 2014 at 3:29am:



Ewwww creepy, ug I feel sorry of course for the vics but yeah imagine the ignorant people in the guild who might of had kids, or worse kids that played this game and yeah had no clue about the leader.

Arkat wrote on Feb 2^nd, 2014 at 9:56am:



Wow... I stay out of the Vault for a few days.. and lookie at the memories that surface..

I regret to say.. that I am able to confirm everything Arkat has posted here... My journey started on Khyber a long time ago, though I don't often associate myself with the server, due to the above conflict..

I started my adventure as any young lad would who was unsure of how the game was implemented from its PnP form, as a path ridden fighter, a defender of the land known as Ebberon. It wasn't long before I had come across a guild with a mystical type feel to it, a clan of adventures known as "The Legion of the Cold Children." It had a certain vibe to it, a feeling of angst if you will, that washed over me. Upon partying with a few of these members, I became more and more convinced that this could be a place for one such as me, an outcast from the world, shunned by those who brought me forth. It was here that I began to perfect my knowledge of the Blade,  to hone it against those who sought out harm unto the clan.

Weeks had went by, and a rather.. peculiar thing occurred.. The clan I had grown fond of, suddenly changed their name.. Upon my inquiry of this action, I learned of a foul act.. one that seeped into all that was my being.. I immediately inhibited this growing seed of darkness within my soul, and killed the toon off.. Never again to return to the world of Khyber..

I then migrated to Sarlona, where I to this day call my Origin.. though it was never the same.. I barely played.. the die had been cast.. the fate set.. I realized then who truly is out in the world of gaming.. I got on maybe once a week for an hour at a time.. before i stumbled upon a few people who were only on Sarlona for the first 500 favor, I found a group of folks who seemed alright.. and ended up following them back to Orien, which is where I am now to this day.. though they have almost all left now, to play other games, a few of them are still active, though not as much as they were before.. but, for those who play with Ola on Orien, it is because of that small group of 5 that I am even there...

Anyhow.. carry on I shall return to wallflower-status..

that goolan thread was wonderful, but i don't understand this thread's op

are you just trying hard to be edgy on the internet or is there some extra detail/reference/context I've not recognized which would make this OP actually funny

OnePercenter wrote on Feb 3^rd, 2014 at 10:27am:

No, but I bet H8 has an account here on the Vault.

Memnir wrote on Feb 3^rd, 2014 at 4:43pm:


Now all those cute gifs make sense