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Feb 5th, 2014 at 2:25pm
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They didn’t tell me this was a motherfuckin’ Dungeons & Dragons book,” Ice says, explaining to partner Mick Benzo that D&D is “some of the most crazy, deep, deep nerd shit.”

“Motherfuckers talk like Yoda,” Ice T marvels.

“They were talking about ‘pegasuses’ and ‘pegasi.’ That’s horses with wings,” he continues. “This motherfucker got a sword that talks to him… Motherfuckers live in places that don’t exist, and it comes with a map. My God.”

It took Ice three-and-a-half hours to record 25 pages of the book, whose title he does not reveal. But, he added, he will slay the fantasy-lingo dragon and let fans know when the audiobook goes on sale.

“It’ll be a treat to watch me, with my South Central-educated ass, trying to read some Dungeons & Dragons shit,” he promises.

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Reply #1 - Feb 5th, 2014 at 2:28pm
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Now THAT I'm gonna get.
  
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Reply #3 - Feb 5th, 2014 at 3:30pm
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Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 5th, 2014 at 2:25pm:
D&D is “some of the most crazy, deep, deep nerd shit.”


Hi Welcome to the deepend, THIS is the final level
  
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Reply #4 - Feb 6th, 2014 at 4:15pm
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This looks awesome. Anyone know what the book is?
  
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Reply #5 - Feb 7th, 2014 at 7:37pm
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Best Comment posted on a news story ever:

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KristivasUEd Grabianowski1041L
Paladin Killer (to the tune of Cop Killer)

I got my black mail on
I got my black gauntlets on
I got my helmet on
This shit's been too long

I got my arquebus sawed off
I got my carriage lantern turned off
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I got this long-assed knife,
and your neck looks just right
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Paladin killer, better you than me
Paladin killer, fuck church brutality
Paladin killer, I know your family's grievin' [fuck em]
Paladin killer, but tonight we get even
  
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Reply #6 - Feb 7th, 2014 at 8:00pm
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lol Grin
  
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