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Reply #50 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:35am
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Angry wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:29am:
Smiley Well, yes, that was my point.



So why the fuck are you looking for balls on me?

I have a tiny dick and I'm a eunuch. You won't get any dick or balls from me. Also, I live in my mother's basement, and I pay modest fees to have intercourse with my neighbor's pet sheep.

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Reply #51 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:37am
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Angry wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:29am:
Smiley Well, yes, that was my point.

Ah! Female logic at work. Now it all makes sense.
  
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Reply #52 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:40am
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NOTdarth wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:37am:
Ah! Female logic at work. Now it all makes sense.



Female logic =/= Thaz logic.

Shame on you, Darth. Sexist.
  
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Reply #53 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:40am
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NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:35am:
So why the fuck are you looking for balls on me?

I have a tiny dick and I'm a eunuch. You won't get any dick or balls from me. Also, I live in my mother's basement, and I pay modest fees to have intercourse with my neighbor's pet sheep.

Thaz Method me now.


Grin omg! rofl! u made me lol for real at work.

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Angry wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:24am:
I fail to see what use I would have of someone with tiny dick who can not get an erection. Unless you're incredibly skilled with your tongue and fingers. Also, I like balls.


I.e. if it was too hard for you, I was saying that tiny dick, no erection and the missage of balls means a no-go. Well, not unless you're a hawt chick anyway.
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Reply #54 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:42am
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Angry wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:40am:
Grin omg! rofl! u made me lol for real at work.

I wrote:

I.e. if it was too hard for you, I was saying that tiny dick, no erection and the missage of balls means a no-go.



Read what you said. Read what I replied. Then, think about it some. You have time to use a pen and paper and cardboard cutouts and Excel to help your thought process.
  
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Reply #55 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:45am
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NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:42am:
Read what you said. Read what I replied. Then, think about it some. You have time to use a pen and paper and cardboard cutouts and Excel to help your thought process.


Omg. We clearly do not speak the same lang. You said:

NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:19am:
Are you trying to get me riled up so that I'd sleep with you?


I was pointing out that I do not see what use I would have of you.. so it would be pointless for me to try and get you riled up.

Was that clear text enough for you?
  
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Reply #56 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:47am
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Angry wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:45am:
Omg. We clearly do not speak the same lang. You said:


I was pointing out that I do not see what use I would have of you.. so it would be pointless for me to try and get you riled up.

Was that clear text enough for you?



Which is why I said why the fuck are you looking for balls on me? Et cetera et cetera.

I speak English. I do not comprehend much of this Thaz communication in your own little world.

How do you hear yourself think above all the voices in your head?
  
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Reply #57 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:48am
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NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:47am:
Which is why I said why the fuck are you looking for balls on me? Et cetera et cetera.

I speak English. I do not comprehend much of this Thaz communication in your own little world.

How do you hear yourself think above all the voices in your head?


I think I'm from Venus and u're from Uranus. Ur-anus

To be clear, we're even on the same side here, we both think you're a useless lover with lack of skills and equipment.. so I really wasn't trying to get with you. Not every chick replying to you is trying to seduce you, u know.
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Reply #58 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:51am
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Angry wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:48am:
I think I'm from Venus and u're from Uranus. Ur-anus


Disappointing.

That said, khaleesi, beware the Thaz. S/he might have some witty remarks there somewhere. You should also beware her in-game, as she has been able to solo some EE completions.
  
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Reply #59 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:53am
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Angry wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:48am:
Not every chick replying to you is trying to seduce you, u know.


I hope so. That would be tiresome. Imagine how difficult it would be to sexually satisfy all those women with my inefficient tool and lack of functional testes.
  
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Reply #60 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:54am
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deftest wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 5:28am:
  if grace and gwanna hadnt left after the great douchebag war of 2013 vagina high fives would be flying around willy nilly


Vagazzled High Fives most likely with beards on them.

NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 3:49am:
Does throwing stuff at the said referees make them change their decisions?


In my mind he looks a little scared for the next decision.
  
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Reply #61 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:55am
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kahleesi wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 3:53am:
Listen here bitch!!! Keep to yourself and when I want a comment from you I will ask you to post one thanks. No rat here just more female than u can handle. And by the way im not fat, or a beach whale or anything close to it Wink


Good for you.

Micki is our vault gimp, she is the lowest form of life on the Vault. If you want to find out why, ook into drama iniciative section.


Sending Micki to DIAF is definitely a way to make friends around here.
  
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Reply #62 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:56am
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Vic wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:55am:
Micki is our vault gimp, she is the lowest form of life on the Vault. If you want to find out why, ook into drama iniciative section.


I disagree. I said I was here to entertain, and with the amount of /popcorn I've seen flying around, I'd say I've succeeded.
  
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Reply #63 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 7:01am
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Angry wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:56am:
I disagree. I said I was here to entertain, and with the amount of /popcorn I've seen flying around, I'd say I've succeeded.



Shut up and go make me a sandwich.
  
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Reply #64 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 7:05am
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CAKE!!!
  
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Reply #65 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 7:05am
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Rasczak wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
Vagazzled High Fives most likely with beards on them.


In my mind he looks a little scared for the next decision.



WAHAHAHAHA! That had me snickering at work. Horrible, but awesome =P.
  
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Reply #66 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 7:06am
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Vic wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 7:01am:
Shut up and go make me CAKE.


Fixed!
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Reply #67 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 7:09am
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Angry wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 6:56am:
I disagree. I said I was here to entertain, and with the amount of /popcorn I've seen flying around, I'd say I've succeeded.


Was there /popcorn?

There was ONE mention. The other ones are from you. Throwing your own /popcorn around is equivalent to performing oral sex on yourself. It might be satisfying, but it does not count as "got laid."
  
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Reply #68 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 7:10am
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Reply #69 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 7:11am
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so if your a chick isthat one of you in the background with  Bennyhill
  
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Reply #70 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 7:14am
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NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 7:09am:
Was there /popcorn?

There was ONE mention. The other ones are from you. Throwing your own /popcorn around is equivalent to performing oral sex on yourself. It might be satisfying, but it does not count as "got laid."


Feel free to do a search, sweetie. Also, u may be able to perform oral sex on yourself, but sadly I am not. Do you eat sperm too, btw? I hear it's diet food with only 5 kcal.
  
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Reply #71 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 7:17am
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Angry wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 7:14am:
Feel free to do a search, sweetie. Also, u may be able to perform oral sex on yourself, but sadly I am not. Do you eat sperm too, btw? I hear it's diet food with only 5 kcal.


Yup, one /popcorn in this thread. You put in the rest of the /popcorn. Drama/entertainment fail.

I'm not sure about the diet sperm thing. Are you gaining much weight?
  
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Reply #72 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 7:25am
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NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 7:17am:
Yup, one /popcorn in this thread. You put in the rest of the /popcorn. Drama/entertainment fail.


I'm getting seriously tired of having to talk to you as to a 5 year old. Vic said I'm Vault trash (sort of). I said I'm Vault entertainment. No specific mention of "in this" thread. So, dude!

NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 7:17am:
I'm not sure about the diet sperm thing. Are you gaining much weight?


How this is so not about me. I was asking if you eat your own sperm after giving yourself oral. Although, do you produce sperm with no balls?
  
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Reply #73 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 7:27am
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Jeezus Jumping Christ...this thread...

Do all Vault threads have to turn into a Monkey Football Fuckfest???
  
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Reply #74 - Mar 27th, 2014 at 7:28am
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Do I have to make you kids sit next to each other and hold hands?

(probably should be getting busy at work but /shrug)
  
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