m4lacka wrote on Apr 26^th, 2014 at 9:48am:



in retrospect it was a genius move by turbine.  not just a placebo to the motherforums whiners, but Geraldo was able to isolate some of the most prolific bullshit posters into a super secret section of the forum so he has less to moderate.

Ah yes Battleragers, especially when a creatively challenged dev puts them in the red light/green light room - fucken hilarious! 
Stand around like statues so the rager can knock you over like skittles and then you die.
Awesome design.

Yobai wrote on Apr 27^th, 2014 at 1:44pm:



Fucking hell that nailed it.


I bow down before the enlightened one

Revaulting wrote on Apr 27^th, 2014 at 11:53pm:


LMAO.  I hadn't thought of it that way, but yeah, that's exactly how I feel.  I really do like the King's Forest and stuff - it's easy on the eyes, and sounds good, but running around punching wolves... by level 20, they should be about as tough as squirrels, imploding from the sonic boom as you run by.  Half the time I do slayers/explorers while watching a movie on another screen because it's so boring.

I remember the first time I saw an Orthon warp next to me from a hundred feet away, and it was like 'OH FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT AGGGGH' and there was frantic punching and shooting and blood, mine and theirs, diving and shouting, mad clicking, fingers ablaze on the keyboard like Chopin's Prelude 16 in your most fantastic dreams, and it felt like victory and accomplishment when it was dead, with pounding heart and sweaty palms, a triumphal return to the greatest parts of Dungeons and DRAGONS where living isn't always a guarantee, and goddammit, it was FUN.

Fuck wolves.

Epic Hall of the Mark!

Revaulting wrote on Apr 27^th, 2014 at 11:53pm:


I must say, Helmed Horrors do look kinda of cool and make me shit in my pants when I face one thou.

Now, about Shavarath: make it fucking epic. Fuck 3BC and their pirates.

Revaulting wrote on Apr 28^th, 2014 at 1:24am:



Unfortunately they just made this un-epic 

Rubbinns wrote on Apr 28^th, 2014 at 1:48am:


Fuck, it was supposed to be a secret.

kum-gulp wrote on Apr 28^th, 2014 at 10:01am:



A Shitty pack will still be a Shitty pack... even epicfied. Unless they put a lot of effort making it un-Shitty...

That last point is left hanging... for now.
I have my opinion about it, I have expressed it already where I was asked about it... 
I have that NDA collar around the neck, you'll know my opinion when it's removed.

Epic 3BC is a horrifyingly bad idea.  They must realize this.  They must have run some cost to benefit ratio (poorly) that told them the time and effort to epic that pile was worth it.

They fail to realize how dumb it looks to be bit by an EPIC rat.

Flav wrote on Apr 28^th, 2014 at 12:00pm:


the only way to spice up 3bc enough to make it interesting for me would be to go full tongue-n-cheek humor. 

some berserker giant pirates would be damn funny.  mobs of drunken pirates singing and constantly falling down would be funny.  hell a beholder pirate would be funny.

but that would take imagination.  easier just to pump up the hps and resists.

Epic Tormented...now you have to have one person escort the rats through each maze, by having them follow a light beam puzzle...and the trash are re spawning battle ragers!