Aight, so.. basically, you walk up to the girl and be like... Bitch... don't look at me like that.. I'm preppin' to rape your face...
So... to start this, pull your beaver basher out of your pants (unzip 'em first, less hassle). She will ask you if you wanna smack her with it or not. For now, ignore this urge.. its probably just some pimp trying to sucker extra dough from you..
Next, you crush the egg shaped balls... just like you always did before to make them turn blue.
So.. once you've got all that sorted out, you're gonna wanna slap the girl and maker her open wide.. we only need the basic package, not the extended one, it costs too much to do anything extra...
Aight, next, rip out the cord connecting you to the 13th floor. While you're slowly sinking into the abyss of a cyber black hole, Slide that shiny rock into the girl, verify to her that you indeed do not want to smack her with it, and then groan with ecstasy as you crush the balls. You then want to pull out quickly, because, she's a dirty whore, after all.
We then slide the cord back in, like a slab of meat covered in its own juices slides down the maw of that purty mouth.
When all said and done and the world comes back into focus, you'll wanna sweet talk that girl, she'll say something about a delivery nearby.
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