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May 7th, 2014 at 11:06am
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Aight, so.. basically, you walk up to the girl and be like... Bitch... don't look at me like that.. I'm preppin' to rape your face...


So... to start this, pull your beaver basher out of your pants (unzip 'em first, less hassle). She will ask you if you wanna smack her with it or not. For now, ignore this urge.. its probably just some pimp trying to sucker extra dough from you..


Next, you  crush the egg shaped balls... just like you always did before to make them turn blue.

So.. once you've got all that sorted out, you're gonna wanna slap the girl and maker her open wide.. we only need the basic package, not the extended one, it costs too much to do anything extra...

Aight, next, rip out the cord connecting you to the 13th floor.  While you're slowly sinking into the abyss of a cyber black hole, Slide that shiny rock into the girl, verify to her that you indeed do not want to smack her with it, and then groan with ecstasy as you crush the balls. You then want to pull out quickly, because, she's a dirty whore, after all.

We then slide the cord back in, like a slab of meat covered in its own juices slides down the maw of that purty mouth.

When all said and done and the world comes back into focus, you'll wanna sweet talk that girl, she'll say something about a delivery nearby.
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Reply #1 - May 7th, 2014 at 11:14am
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Not nearly vague enough... Now I gotta get a few more easy ones in before my precious gets patched.  Sad

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Reply #2 - May 7th, 2014 at 11:39am
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awehs... but but... its vague enough for those who have no clue to begin with XD.. Tis a pity ive run out of stuff to do.. went an ITRd thats how bored i am xD
  
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Reply #3 - May 7th, 2014 at 11:44am
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I'm sure Propa-something-whoever-101 would have posted it.... Eventually.









Assuming he's genuine. (lulz) 
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Reply #4 - May 7th, 2014 at 11:46am
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I didn´t figure it out, but I am stupid, and old, and have no time.
so maybe not so good.
  
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Bones wrote on May 7th, 2014 at 11:44am:
I'm sure Propa-something-whoever-101 would have posted it.... Eventually.


Before or after somone else posted it?
  
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Reply #6 - May 7th, 2014 at 2:01pm
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TL;DR. Send PM.

And fuck you Olath.
  
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Reply #7 - May 7th, 2014 at 2:09pm
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this is either the stone re-use trick where you destroy something first, then double click to use the stone. then you open bank with the stone use box behind the destroy stone box

then you dc

then you drag stone to personal bank. close bank

then you close destroy window, click yes in use window

reconnect

get mailed stone and get xp

i figured out how to do this same day as last patch.

or it's about cards or something i cant tell way too many offensive metaphors
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Reply #8 - May 7th, 2014 at 2:33pm
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Don't use the lost and found trick, the fucktards are tracking it.
I know a guy that was caught after use it.
  

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Reply #9 - May 7th, 2014 at 3:06pm
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Well, at least I am not SO stupid.

No, it is not the stone, for fuck sake. That I know.
  
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Reply #10 - May 7th, 2014 at 4:11pm
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I think they are watching just Cannith.

Damn bad lucky.
  

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Vendui wrote on May 7th, 2014 at 11:06am:
Aight, so.. basically, you walk up to the girl and be like... Bitch... don't look at me like that.. I'm preppin' to rape your face...


So... to start this, pull your beaver basher out of your pants (unzip 'em first, less hassle). She will ask you if you wanna smack her with it or not. For now, ignore this urge.. its probably just some pimp trying to sucker extra dough from you..


Next, you  crush the egg shaped balls... just like you always did before to make them turn blue.

So.. once you've got all that sorted out, you're gonna wanna slap the girl and maker her open wide.. we only need the basic package, not the extended one, it costs too much to do anything extra...

Aight, next, rip out the cord connecting you to the 13th floor.  While you're slowly sinking into the abyss of a cyber black hole, Slide that shiny rock into the girl, verify to her that you indeed do not want to smack her with it, and then groan with ecstasy as you crush the balls. You then want to pull out quickly, because, she's a dirty whore, after all.

We then slide the cord back in, like a slab of meat covered in its own juices slides down the maw of that purty mouth.

When all said and done and the world comes back into focus, you'll wanna sweet talk that girl, she'll say something about a delivery nearby.


You spend too much time with Sunny....
  
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Ugg the Unwise wrote on May 7th, 2014 at 6:55pm:
You spend too much time with Sunny....



Who is this Sunny that you're talking about?
  

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Vendui wrote on May 7th, 2014 at 1:55pm:
Before or after somone else posted it?


Guess.  Roll Eyes

harharharhar wrote on May 7th, 2014 at 2:09pm:
this is either the stone re-use trick where you destroy something first, then double click to use the stone. then you open bank with the stone use box behind the destroy stone box

then you dc

then you drag stone to personal bank. close bank

then you close destroy window, click yes in use window

reconnect

get mailed stone and get xp

i figured out how to do this same day as last patch.

or it's about cards or something i cant tell way too many offensive metaphors



  

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Reply #14 - May 7th, 2014 at 7:15pm
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Are Olath and Bambibeer bff's now or something?
  
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Reply #15 - May 7th, 2014 at 7:19pm
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because this game was better when people played it. even when it was grindy.
  
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harharharhar wrote on May 7th, 2014 at 7:19pm:
because this game was better when people played it. even when it was grindy.

yes
  

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Reply #17 - May 7th, 2014 at 7:27pm
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harharharhar wrote on May 7th, 2014 at 2:09pm:
this is either the stone re-use trick where you destroy something first, then double click to use the stone. then you open bank with the stone use box behind the destroy stone box

then you dc

then you drag stone to personal bank. close bank

then you close destroy window, click yes in use window

reconnect

get mailed stone and get xp

i figured out how to do this same day as last patch.

or it's about cards or something i cant tell way too many offensive metaphors


God damn it man. Sigh.
  

                               
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harharharhar wrote on May 7th, 2014 at 7:19pm:
because this game was better when people played it. even when it was grindy.


I still do... I was just using it to skip Barb lives...  Cry

Now I am back and playing legitimately on the Epic levels.


...Now that I think about it: "Next, you  crush the egg shaped balls... just like you always did before to make them turn blue."

Unless Ollie Baba has a weird way of looking at things, I guess it might not be exactly what I thought it was.  Roll Eyes
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Can't read wall texts.
  

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Reply #20 - May 7th, 2014 at 10:20pm
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Good one...  Been at it for hours.  I'm too dumb.
  
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Reply #21 - May 7th, 2014 at 11:03pm
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Sad thing is, it wasnt even about stones... or cards..., though i can see that Harhar would prefer everything be split open, not just the piddly shit.. le'sigh
  
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Reply #22 - May 7th, 2014 at 11:19pm
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Ah, it finally came to me... This is piddly.

Eggs aren't typically round... Actually, is there even such a thing?
  

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Vendui wrote on May 7th, 2014 at 11:03pm:
Sad thing is, it wasnt even about stones... or cards..., though i can see that Harhar would prefer everything be split open, not just the piddly shit.. le'sigh



I think I get it.

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I have the weirdest boner.
  
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