eighnuss wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 11:51am:


Done!  Your wishes are coming true bro!  I've heard from a friend of a friend who knows someone in the Turbine cleaning staff who saw something top secret.
Apparently, these are the next top development ideas - very hush-hush, so keep it on the down low dudes!

Fixing openables.  Doors, chests, levers all seem too easy and lack the challenge necessary to keep players interested.  Soon, all openables will require STR checks of 30 + quest levelx3.  And for some extra excitement, some doors will be stuck more than others for extra challenge!

Fixing encumbrance will be modified to be more realistic now.  Every coin, potion and ammunition will have a weight, so you will need to decide which ones to carry.

Fixing Character hair - Turbine have heard the clarion call for moar hair colours!  No longer will you be limited to the 128 options you currently have.  Soon you will have the ability to choose from all 64,278,976 possible colours in the visible colour range!  Forget questing, just selecting your hair colour for the next adventure will be a challenge in itself!

Fixing clothing - new to the store soon.  After a tough day adventuring, all adventurers need some downtime.  So we at Turbine have diligently worked on a special swimsuits and lingerie collection inspired by the fashions of the Great Depression, and faithfully reproduced from the JC Penney catalogue of 1935.  We're sure you'll love them as much as we do on our personal toons.  Look for us fashionistas in game!

And because we're culturally sensitive, we're offering a range of new religious wear catering to the traditionalists within the Buddhist, Jewish and Muslim faiths.  Expect these to be hot items in store soon!

All true, I assure you.....trust me.

DropBear wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 11:21pm:


Don't give them ideas, please.

DropBear wrote on May 16^th, 2014 at 12:43am:


whats the bet if they are reading this thread your sarcastic list is the one they actually see as having importance and potential? 

DropBear wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 11:21pm:


It used to be the case... Fun times.

Inventory Management was easy : if it's of no immediate use it has to be banked or vendored.

I forgot how many quests I've ended up encumbered ( and thus crawling at barely more than Burden of Guilt speed ) by a half full inventory with my STR Dumped Halfling Wizard at that time.

DropBear wrote on May 16^th, 2014 at 1:33am:

Quote:

you have to throw a carrot (TP) for them to change stuff, dont you?
fuck that.
if you wanna charge people with TP for changing colors of the bags, you should better make them have a printed logo of louis vuitton or something

Daze wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:51pm:


Yep.  Updates to guild airships is what this dying game needed the most.  It's going to last forever now thanks to this stroke of genius.  Thanks MajMal.  The brain trust over at Turbine must be working overtime.

That is a good list. Let us see it start happening.

My thought on guildships and buffs, erase them, all of them. Fuck them.

my comment wasnt personal, but in general, depicting the later philosophy of turbine (p2w)

Flav wrote on May 16^th, 2014 at 6:13pm:

metaphorically or literally speaking? 

Flav wrote on May 17^th, 2014 at 1:42am:

A visual cue would be good, but if that is too hard, it would be nice to have an editable label on each container.  So you can name the container with a tool tip that pops up - not as good as a visual cue, but there might be some limitations on the visual differences.


Flav wrote on May 17^th, 2014 at 1:42am:


I'm sure even those ideas at the top can still tumble if they fall into the too hard basket..... me thinks that little basket is pretty darn full now.

Flav wrote on May 17^th, 2014 at 1:42am:


the simple fact that you named their list as such says much.

majmalphunktion wrote on May 16^th, 2014 at 8:31pm:


Can't you get that list to someone in authority there?  Oh, wait . . .