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OnePercenter Advocatus Diaboli Offline Ants Eat Dead Grasshoppers Posts: 9985 Joined: Dec 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Turbine Guild Advancement Survey May 10^th, 2014 at 7:16am	Print Post
	http://ddobugs.turbine.com/ics/survey/survey.asp?deptID=24037&surveyID=341&type=... Anyone know what they are Looking at this for...? They even have "bugs" in the url.

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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4377 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: Turbine Guild Advancement Survey Reply #1 - May 10^th, 2014 at 7:23am	Print Post
	Hehe. That's funny sending out a survey using they're bug sub-domain. Probably just a mistake, but it is funny. The odd part is that they need to survey their players for this info and not just run a script?

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Oracler Titan Demolisher Offline Sploits! omnomnom.. Posts: 388 Joined: Mar 17^th, 2014	Re: Turbine Guild Advancement Survey Reply #2 - May 10^th, 2014 at 12:18pm	Print Post
	Looks like they don't have even one guy who knows SQL...

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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9984 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Turbine Guild Advancement Survey Reply #3 - May 10^th, 2014 at 1:23pm	Print Post
	Yup, that would be quite simple to have the exact data with a few SQL queries...

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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: Turbine Guild Advancement Survey Reply #4 - May 10^th, 2014 at 1:35pm	Print Post
	possibly a pet project of Jerry's and he has to do it without using any resources from the other Turbine depts?

	Revaulting wrote on Jul 7^th, 2015 at 8:16pm: Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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toaf Waterworks Kobold Offline fuck you Jerrry Posts: 147 Location: your moms house Joined: Feb 26^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Turbine Guild Advancement Survey Reply #5 - May 10^th, 2014 at 1:56pm	Print Post
	would you let incompetent boobs search your database?


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Quak Dragon Raider Offline Posts: 298 Joined: Sep 24^th, 2013	Re: Turbine Guild Advancement Survey Reply #6 - May 10^th, 2014 at 2:45pm	Print Post
	didn't myddo provide this info?

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Barkabout Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1032 Joined: Aug 15^th, 2013	Re: Turbine Guild Advancement Survey Reply #7 - May 10^th, 2014 at 2:49pm	Print Post
	We ain't got time to fix bugs because we like to give our workers busy work, like sorting through surveys that give less accurate information than our own databases.


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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Turbine Guild Advancement Survey Reply #8 - May 10^th, 2014 at 3:09pm	Print Post
	Well, at least it lets them correlate guild size and longevity with willingness to answer surveys, maybe they are trying to see if their survey responses are really representative of their player base? . . . Ha, I almost managed a straight face with that one! They just can't write SQL

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Lelouch Shroud Slacker Offline What is a moron? A person playing ddo Posts: 1073 Joined: Apr 19^th, 2014	Re: Turbine Guild Advancement Survey Reply #9 - May 10^th, 2014 at 3:12pm	Print Post
	Quak wrote on May 10^th, 2014 at 2:45pm: didn't myddo provide this info? Whats myddo? (sorry had to, irony how new players will never know about the best tool to keep your party antitard free)


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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4377 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: Turbine Guild Advancement Survey Reply #10 - May 10^th, 2014 at 7:58pm	Print Post
	Meursault wrote on May 10^th, 2014 at 3:09pm: Well, at least it lets them correlate guild size and longevity with willingness to answer surveys, maybe they are trying to see if their survey responses are really representative of their player base? . . . Ha, I almost managed a straight face with that one! They just can't write SQL� You had me worried there for a sec. I would not expect the survey reviewer to get overwhelmed....

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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Turbine Guild Advancement Survey Reply #11 - May 11^th, 2014 at 7:08am	Print Post
	DropBear wrote on May 10^th, 2014 at 7:58pm: I would not expect the survey reviewer to get overwhelmed.... Except maybe the exit survey

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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StainersMom Waterworks Kobold Offline Has Got it Going On. Posts: 126 Joined: Nov 11^th, 2013	Re: Turbine Guild Advancement Survey Reply #12 - May 11^th, 2014 at 1:49pm	Print Post
	I am going to guess they are specifically looking for info on active guilds. DB queries would also return results for guilds that are no longer active.


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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4377 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: Turbine Guild Advancement Survey Reply #13 - May 11^th, 2014 at 1:54pm	Print Post
	StainersMom wrote on May 11^th, 2014 at 1:49pm: I am going to guess they are specifically looking for info on active guilds. DB queries would also return results for guilds that are no longer active. Apply a filter on date last accessed, or min number of access since a date. The problem with seeking out active guilds in this way, is it fails to account for player apathy toward Turdbine surveys. You have no idea whether you have 5% or 50% respondents, so what do you do with the info collected?

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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4377 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: Turbine Guild Advancement Survey Reply #14 - May 11^th, 2014 at 1:55pm	Print Post
	Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2014 at 7:08am: Except maybe the exit survey C'mon - you think these muppets are sensible enough to worry about what the Exit surveys say?� � Anyone leaving would be regarded as an idiot (and potential exploiter worthy of banning......), not a lost opportunity.�
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toaf Waterworks Kobold Offline fuck you Jerrry Posts: 147 Location: your moms house Joined: Feb 26^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Turbine Guild Advancement Survey Reply #15 - May 13^th, 2014 at 11:55pm	Print Post
	still shicked they didnt ask what time the guild was made ...nothing says neat like pointless surveys


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Ah Pook Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 314159265 Posts: 1439 Joined: Mar 10^th, 2014	Re: Turbine Guild Advancement Survey Reply #16 - May 14^th, 2014 at 1:13am	Print Post
	Could be part 1 of X, where they look through the responses and select possibilities for a Guild Council. Edit: ...which would require them to have some way of contacting you... wtf kind of dumbass survey is this?
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Luxgolg Shroud Slacker Offline So many bugs Posts: 1221 Location: Over there Joined: Oct 2^nd, 2012 Gender:	Re: Turbine Guild Advancement Survey Reply #17 - May 14^th, 2014 at 10:00am	Print Post
	Me and a previous guildie started our own. None of our other regular friends log on anymore, or transferred to another server. Last round of "vacations" laid waste to everything.

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Fire Foot Ex Member	Re: Turbine Guild Advancement Survey Reply #18 - May 25^th, 2014 at 3:49pm	Print Post
	wow, I bet all the bans did even more!


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