Turdbine motto: if they can't talk about it, it doesn't exist.
Also first rule of effective propaganda.   Coincidence?

raybob wrote on May 25^th, 2014 at 1:37am:


I thought that was the whole idea? Just use a tissue?

raybob wrote on May 25^th, 2014 at 1:37am:

Yeah, erectile dysfunction will do that to them.....

Wham wrote on May 25^th, 2014 at 7:43am:


The game is more fun when there are more participants.

Players who like the game would like to see more people playing, because more fun.

Turbine has taught the players that it does not respond to carefully crafted, coherent, and well supported suggestions for corrective action.

The intent of the posts isn't to make players less interested, it is to make Turbine do something, because DropBear wrote on May 25^th, 2014 at 1:28am:


Remember how loud the forum outrage became regarding the changes to pricing of heroic hearts and how muted was Glin's response?


I'm sure the reason the Oracle is able to collect and report objective metrics is because Turbine cannot remember how to turn off the publicly facing API, and researching how to do it is more effort than shining the chairs in the half-full conference rooms, telling each other that everything is going exactly as planned.

Wham wrote on May 25^th, 2014 at 7:43am:

no, you asshole. clearly, the solution is to ignore the low pop and erase any and every thread asking for improvements to the play experience.

Wipe wrote on May 25^th, 2014 at 8:35am:

that would benefit the new player, and we cant have that, can we? wouldnt want to be fair to customers, would we?

this is why your game is a fukin PoS in its death bed.

Cuntovan is using the Hitchhikers guide to game management. 

"If you cannot see it, then it cannot see you".

WP wrote on May 25^th, 2014 at 10:04am:


Might not totally be jerrys call.

Dad used to close me too, in the basement, every time i asked a question.

To this day i cannot ask the time without having nightmarish flashbacks.

Red Sox H8 Yankees wrote on May 25^th, 2014 at 9:38am:


Brilliant and funny!

Is there any way the vault powers that be could change his handle to "Katana Boy!" ?

Would have to include the exclamation point, you know.


Or better yet, could we have our own "rename Majmal" contest here? I am breathless just thinking of some names that would be suggested.

ah....

I withdraw my suggestion to the room.




(for the best really, can you imagine the fucking threads!!!)

So, wayfinder dude got tired of multiboxing and came to complain on the forum?