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PSA: Responding to Forum Spammers
May 29th, 2014 at 3:40pm
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They come here on a regular basis. They leave on a regular basis. We have one now whose name rhymes with Tire Soot.

Here's the secret. Don't respond. Don't respond to a comment they make. Don't comment in a thread they make.

Eventually they get bored and quit. No one. I mean NO ONE has the stamina to continue spamming unless they receive attention for it. Some will predictably say: "Yes but this very thread is attention." I agree sort of. But it will be my first and last. Perhaps it will encourage some good. Thus, I had to risk it.

Why should you listen to anything I post on this topic? Because it's true. That is all.

I'll now go DIAF, LIAF, blame my parents, EAD etc. (saving some the trouble)

  

A half-dozen boss Vaulties donated generously with real money to my classroom during a fundraiser in May 2015 to get poor kids books to read. I won't forget that. They know who they are, and they freaking rule.

Disavowed wrote on Apr 19th, 2016 at 1:51pm:
Once you meat your personal goal you might want to give that some consideration.

Artorias wrote on Feb 10th, 2016 at 2:15pm:
Good grief Meat, you're hopeless. You would label the simple act of taking a shit as someone obeying the divine law of nature to leave a proof of existence.
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Re: PSA: Responding to Forum Spammers
Reply #1 - May 29th, 2014 at 3:41pm
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Donuts!
  

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Reply #2 - May 29th, 2014 at 3:43pm
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Luxgolg wrote on May 29th, 2014 at 3:41pm:
Donuts!

You responded!
  
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Reply #3 - May 29th, 2014 at 3:44pm
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You responded!


No I didnt
  

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Reply #4 - May 29th, 2014 at 3:48pm
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Luxgolg wrote on May 29th, 2014 at 3:44pm:
No I didnt

These aren't the droids we're looking for.
  
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Reply #5 - May 29th, 2014 at 4:09pm
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Hi Welcome.
  

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Reply #6 - May 29th, 2014 at 4:09pm
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Meat-head has a valid point, if something isn't done about these whipper-snappers they may end up posting 5000, or even 6000 posts!

I know what your thinking: "what kind of sick attention lusting freak would post over 6000 times?"

Well all I can say is, lets hope it never comes to that....







Clever huh?  Smiley
  
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Reply #7 - May 29th, 2014 at 4:13pm
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Meat-head has a valid point, if something isn't done about these whipper-snappers they may end up posting 5000, or even 6000 posts!

I know what your thinking: "what kind of sick attention lusting freak would post over 6000 times?"

Well all I can say is, lets hope it never comes to that....







Clever huh?  Smiley



I will answer you just to annoy Meat-Head, and to prove that there is no God.
  
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Reply #8 - May 29th, 2014 at 4:16pm
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only 85 to go!  Grin
  
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Reply #9 - May 29th, 2014 at 4:24pm
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only 85 to go!  Grin


This could be fun
  

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Reply #10 - May 29th, 2014 at 4:47pm
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Yes!!
  
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Reply #11 - May 29th, 2014 at 5:04pm
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I will answer you just to annoy Meat-Head, and to prove that there is no God.



If I were gay, I might want to be your boyfriend. I might ask you out.
  

A half-dozen boss Vaulties donated generously with real money to my classroom during a fundraiser in May 2015 to get poor kids books to read. I won't forget that. They know who they are, and they freaking rule.

Disavowed wrote on Apr 19th, 2016 at 1:51pm:
Once you meat your personal goal you might want to give that some consideration.

Artorias wrote on Feb 10th, 2016 at 2:15pm:
Good grief Meat, you're hopeless. You would label the simple act of taking a shit as someone obeying the divine law of nature to leave a proof of existence.
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Re: PSA: Responding to Forum Spammers
Reply #12 - May 29th, 2014 at 5:27pm
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Luxgolg wrote on May 29th, 2014 at 3:41pm:
Donuts!


I like donuts...
  
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Meat-Head wrote on May 29th, 2014 at 5:04pm:
If I were gay, I might want to be your boyfriend. I might ask you out.



Lucky guy Azog, he usually only gives up the goods to people with more then 6000 posts  Smiley
  
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Reply #14 - May 29th, 2014 at 5:39pm
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Lucky guy Azog, he usually only gives up the goods to people with more then 6000 posts  Smiley


Forum slut?
  

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Reply #15 - May 29th, 2014 at 5:42pm
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Hey! no slut shaming here mister! women who give it up should be praised!  Angry

  
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Reply #16 - May 29th, 2014 at 6:40pm
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I'm with you on this Meat-Head. 

I tells them they are nobs, once. 
Then I never respond to them no matter what they say. 
  

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Reply #17 - May 29th, 2014 at 6:43pm
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Reply #18 - May 29th, 2014 at 6:55pm
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Red Sox H8 Yankees wrote on May 29th, 2014 at 6:43pm:



I support this message  Smiley
  
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Reply #19 - May 29th, 2014 at 11:09pm
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meat head 7.55 posts per day.

A spammer, 61.25 posts per day.

Clever huh? just being able to read numbers.
  
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Re: PSA: Responding to Forum Spammers
Reply #20 - May 29th, 2014 at 11:21pm
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shit like this makes it pretty clear when someone is being a retard just for the sake of being one. people like fire foot or bambibeer are toxic to this forum and contribute nothing. moderating them into oblivion is not comparable to any other form of moderation that this community rejects. It would literally be a service unto all users of this forum, to moderate people like bambibeer or firefoot; users here for the sole purpose of shitting in your discussions.

make no mistake, there's a time and place to be an abrasive asshole. it's not when you press the "submit post" button, but when people like them post something gay and retarded.
  

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Reply #21 - May 29th, 2014 at 11:31pm
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eighnuss wrote on May 29th, 2014 at 11:21pm:
Hello pot? its me kettle... why doesn't anyone love me?  Cry

Why don't they realize that yelling Gay! and Retarded are my way of saying I love you?

Why pot why? 

Sniffle sniffle


  
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Reply #22 - May 29th, 2014 at 11:33pm
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NaturalHazard wrote on May 29th, 2014 at 11:09pm:
meat head 7.55 posts per day.

A spammer, 61.25 posts per day.

And if Meat head bought and sold duped goods he still wouldn't be a duper like you bastards

















  
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Re: PSA: Responding to Forum Spammers
Reply #23 - May 29th, 2014 at 11:39pm
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i think its cute that you've been false quoting me since i did it to you

that corny, old saying is right, imitation is flattery, cause its making me blush right now.

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Reply #24 - May 30th, 2014 at 12:47am
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eighnuss wrote on May 29th, 2014 at 11:39pm:
Please god just a little love? please?


  
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