It has come to my attention that some of you wankers are actually poor enough to have to work for the money, rather than the giggles, intellectual challenge and emotional satisfaction of doing something useful for society.

Condolences.

Even worse, some of you apparently work for feminazis or latent homosexual, right wing Christians. (Admittedly, a fair amount of redundancy in the description of the latter category.)

It sucks to be you.

Now, I certainly want to support you in your attempts to read the Vault while you are being paid to work by the afore mentioned feminazis and latent homosexuals. I would hate to think of y'all getting fired and having to be breast fed by your mothers until you can collect Social Security.

Which brings me to the purpose of this thread: Exactly what is the threshhold that makes a gif NSFW?

For context, I run my own consulting company from my home office, so I can do whatever the fuck I want to do when I'm not at a customer site. When at a customer site, I'm getting paid by the hour, and in good conscious cannot bring myself to bill my clients for reading the Vault.   

I think the only way to do this constructively is to include some examples:



A fairly tame example, but not without its attractions.





This one is somewhat more risque, and in fact got me permabanned from the NFL team specific, fan run website that I posted on last fall.

OK, I did tell the guy who ran the website that he was completely naive and devoid of all knowledge on how to strategically craft an NFL roster for long term success.

There were also some mentions of the Salem Witch Trials and the Spanish Inquisition.

Some bitches are just touchy about things like that. 




By now, you may have noticed that I stole these from Vault sigs, past and present.

Those are some nice knockers, with a discrete tatoo added in the small of the back. Really, it just screams class. Who could object to that?





Really, it's a pic that I could have taken from my last beach vacation. Are the prudes going to close the public beaches?





Another pic from my last vacation. What's the problem?





OK, aside from the concerns over skin cancer, and the fact that her skin will sag like Tolero's neck rolls in a few years, this also looks completely reasonable to me.





She is just a free spirit who is having a good time on a nice, sunny day. The horrors!





Only a racist could hate this pic!






OK, this one is a little bit more into the gray area, I guess. Although really, nothing is being shown here that isn't being shown in my beach pics.





I guess some people could find this mildly suggestive. Are the female members of our society to be denied nourishment?





OK, I admit that I find this one objectionable, but only because she is flying solo. 





This one really pisses me off, but only because she doesn't pull those briefs just a little bit lower.





I remember this controversy from the Olympics, although controversy seems a bit over the top for someone just  warming up to run a race.



I miss the 1960's. (Yes, I am that old). This country is more priggish now than it was 45 years ago. Even worse, it appears that the Vault is becoming part of the problem.

For the people who want a filtered Vault, maybe you should invest in some image blocking software. Or, just work when you are being paid to work. What, you can only read the Vault at work because your wife/girlfriend won't let you do so at home? That speaks for itself.

As an alternative, those who appreciate the beauty of the female form could just prefix all of their threads with NSFW! and only post pony gifs in any other thread. Hey, I'm from the 1960's! I like a good protest. 

And this has what to do with DDO?

I like the runner doing her warmup.  Athletic chicks 

And the other best part of that gif is the girl behind is totally checking her out.

I find them all offensive and demand they be taken down immediately.

BTW, the jogger was one of my first sig gifs.
And this conversation should be in Off Topic.

Holy shit, the internet can be used for boobs?  This will change EVERYTHING!  BRILLIANT!!!  I've never seen those pictures before 10,000 times!

AtomicMew wrote on Jun 4^th, 2014 at 1:01am:

No worse than Donald Sterling or Hugh Hefner.

Also when you're 60, would you rather be with a 20-30 yr old or a 60 yr old?

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jun 4^th, 2014 at 1:49am:


add 120 pounds to the guy and you've probably nailed it.

Germanicus, you seem very very eager to explain us all how beautiful your life is and how much happier you are than we are.

Do you need us to know how good your life is?

Wipe wrote on Jun 4^th, 2014 at 9:44am:


I'm not sure the Turdhtanic is a yacht.

AtomicMew wrote on Jun 4^th, 2014 at 2:21am:

Hey, if being a creepy old fuck will land me 20 year old hotties in my 60's, SIGN ME UP

Strakeln wrote on Jun 5^th, 2014 at 12:29am:

I think the entrance fee is kinda steep on this.

Ohfaq wrote on Jun 5^th, 2014 at 3:56am:


I love your passion

AtomicMew wrote on Jun 4^th, 2014 at 1:01am:


I am only in my mid-50s. I said I saw the 1960's. Work harder on your math, Shade. As to the other question, as long as they are of legal age......

Wipe wrote on Jun 4^th, 2014 at 9:44am:


No yacht, I get seasick.

Yobai wrote on Jun 4^th, 2014 at 3:24pm:


Somehow, I knew that all I really needed to do was use the phrase "latent homosexual" in order to arouse Yobai's...attention. 

Angry wrote on Jun 5^th, 2014 at 3:10am:


Some of you wankers on here need to start paying attention to what members of the fairer sex actually say. They will tell you what they want.