GermanicusMaximus wrote on Jun 14^th, 2014 at 9:53pm:



so you're a douche AND a homophobe.  what a surprise.

I'm curious, is all that burping you do in the video due to swallowing so many of your wife's queefs, or is it something else?

GermanicusMaximus wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2014 at 7:04pm:

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and blah.

I haven't had to go "into" an office against my will in 8 years.  I can run a conference call, read the vault, and get off on gw reddit threads all at the same time.  I call it multi-tasking.  As I think I've already established in threads prior, I don't have a conscience, and find all morality nothing but human constructs.

But, while I'm not offended by your .gifs subjects matter, except to the extent they are the oldest and lamest things I've seen on a daily basis, I do find them quite tiring.  You know why?  Because I could find new and better voyeur stuff in about a dozen places online in the time it takes one of your lame .gifs to visually assault my eyes.    Frankly, I've got hotter voyeur photos on my cell phone than you've got in a mountain of your borrowed .gifs.  But, I don't share what I've seen.

Better yet, I bet you and everyone else on here has pictures stashed on your hard drive of women I know/met personally.  Because get this, the trick isn't having a lot of money, it's knowing how to be where the action is.  I had no problem hanging out in clubs of ill repute and in the gutter when I was a blue collar kid schlepping packages by night.

Your cleavage .gifs are tired and worn, probably like you and that letterman jacket you're still wearing.   

My, I do love this thread. Let's see what some of the more socially defective members of the Vault wrote this week:

AtomicMew wrote on Jun 14^th, 2014 at 11:31pm:


Sounds like a personal problem you are having there. I would suggest consulting a physician, rather than posting about it on the Vault.

Yobai wrote on Jun 15^th, 2014 at 2:41am:


I see you now have added on ludicrous accusations of homophobia to your already noted obsession with feminine hygiene products.

For the record, I don't really care what two consenting adults do to sexually satisfy themselves, although we do live in a society which causes some people to lie about their sexual orientation, even to themselves.

The fact that I simply noted that the subject drew your attention has for some reason caused you to feel that you needed to lash out at me.

Why all the anger? Why does the phrase "latent homosexual" and your name in a sentence cause such an emotional reaction? Clearly, I said nothing specific about you.

Perhaps it is time that you sat down and gave the issue some thought. If you discover any revelations about yourself, consider sharing them on the Vault. This is a warm, embracing community, and I am sure that, given the tremendous respect that you have from all who post here, your revelations will be met with nothing but acceptance.

m4lacka wrote on Jun 15^th, 2014 at 4:06am:


Like most people in your position, you do sound "jelly". Sorry that your life hasn't turned out well. Really, I care. 

iliveyourdream13 wrote on Jun 15^th, 2014 at 7:36pm:


Blah, blah, blah. If your reading comprehension was that of an average high school kid, you would have noticed that the entire theme of my opening post was that...the GIFs in question are rather tame. Is Captain Obvious your sock puppet?

I can dispel these ridiculous assertions however:

1) I look nothing like the GIFs in my opening post.

2) I have no letter jacket. I realized early on that, although I could be a reasonably successful high school athlete, there was no way I was ever going to be a pro athlete, hence anything other than recreational sports was simply a waste of time.

By the way, aren't you the guy with the secret plan to buy DDO from Turbine? How is that going so far? What a ridiculous poser you are, even for an internet forum.