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Reply #25 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 4:20pm
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qweeve wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 4:00pm:
But said he was only gonna stick the head in...

  

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Reply #26 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 4:30pm
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majmalphunktion wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 4:00pm:
I go where I'm needed most.

And in the process you destroyed the last remaining vestiges of goodwill remaining between the player base here and Turbine proper.  Hope it was worth it.
  
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Reply #27 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 4:36pm
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Failing up.  Its the Turdbine way.
  
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Reply #28 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 4:39pm
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You really suck Maj.

Happened the day after? Cmon, who the fuck is going to believe that? And if that REALLY happened the day after, why didn't you us?

We don't even know who the fuck is in charge for DDO. You sucked as much as Feather of Sun.
  
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Reply #29 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 4:40pm
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Shuy wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 4:39pm:
You sucked as much as Feather of Sun.


whoa whoa whoa, let's not get carried away.
  
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Reply #30 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 4:43pm
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DDoDerp wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 4:40pm:
whoa whoa whoa, let's not get carried away.


He was the head of QA and bugs are filling this game.
He was the producer (or not, we will never know) and he let this shitty bugged update to be released.

He sucked as much as FoShit
  
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Reply #31 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 4:44pm
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Shuy wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 4:39pm:
You really suck Maj.

Happened the day after? Cmon, who the fuck is going to believe that? And if that REALLY happened the day after, why didn't you us?

We don't even know who the fuck is in charge for DDO. You sucked as much as Feather of Sun.


Fucken truth!
  
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Reply #32 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 4:49pm
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majmalphunktion wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 4:00pm:
I go where I'm needed most.


You collect trash? So much has been generated over there...

Since you are now on the outside of DDO, you can share info right? Oh wait, you don't have the balls to lay out the true story yet about the "hostile takeover".

A classic:
"But 'turbine' is not a singular entity anymore. Walking down the hall and getting web work done is practically an impossibility. It sucks, but that is my reality. I'm at least getting the server transfer stuff back working in the next week or two. "

I think the week DDO closes is when live server transfers happen.  Closing soon (tm).
  
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Reply #33 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 5:06pm
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Shuy wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 3:36pm:
"my plan is, in this order: loot, enhancement, endgame... for LOTRO"



Grin
  

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Reply #34 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 5:07pm
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So are they down to two producers on DDO now?
  

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Yobai wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 5:06pm:
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that was fucking funny
  
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Reply #36 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 5:18pm
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majmalphunktion wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 3:59pm:
Yeah the move happened the day after that post. Sorry about that. Thanks for the name tho. It's only fitting that DDO folk get to name me.


That day was April 24 2014
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04-24-2014, 12:06 PM #35 Cordovan

Done!



All these things came after the day after that post, meaning you spread this information knowing you were leaving DDO.

majmalphunktion wrote on May 16th, 2014 at 8:31pm:
Hey it wasn't my idea. Wouldn't have been on my top 50 list.
1.finish characters
2.fix combat - i.e. make some builds more valid.
3.Loot

That is my list.


Arkat wrote on Apr 26th, 2014 at 9:05am:
How long should we wait to conclude our disappointment is permanent?
majmalphunktion wrote on Apr 26th, 2014 at 6:19pm:
update 22.


majmalphunktion wrote on Apr 26th, 2014 at 11:06pm:
And screw you for bringing up the laid off folks. That sucks every time. I made sure all my people landed in other jobs real quick. None of my 'casualties' are unemployed, just sadly not employed by Turbine.


You're a disappointment. 

From the Lotro forums
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I love the DDO crew they will be like family to me forever, but I will also follow Rowan though the Paths of the Dead and into the depths of Khazad-dûm. It was time for some new challenges, to walk the path of the Fellowship into Mordor and beyond.


Seriously?

You knew you were bailing, lied to anyone who listened to you, and had the balls to complain that some posts directed to you weren't respectful enough.

Good plan.  Well executed.

Too bad you couldn't put that talent toward un-assing DDO.
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Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Reply #37 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 5:29pm
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Here’s his “Good Bye” post from the Super Secret Six-Thousand Post section of the Vault:

Quote:
I’ve been producer for you
I’ve been Q.A. lead for you
But I just can’t get any relief
I’ve joined the Vault for you
I’ve lived and I've lied to you
But you still make me feel like a thief
You got me stealin’ your exploits
‘but we can’t seem to fix em
Peeling the spaghetti code away
And then we just break it
I make you mad
And you make me cry
I believe it’s time for me to fail

I said I’d work it out
And get all them bad bugs out
But deep down it’s all just a lie
Oh, but I’m tired of workin’ on
A game that we know is gone
I do believe that I’ve had enough

I’ve had enough of the Feather of Sun
Of a worn out Eladrin
Enough of the comparisons
to the Fernando and his relations
I make you mad
And you make me cry
I believe it’s time for me to fail

(Refrain:)
Time for me to fail
Oh, I’ve got to set myself free
Time for me to fail
And that’s just how it’s got to be
I know it hurts to say goodbye
But it’s time for me to fail

Oh, don’t you know it’s…
(Refrain:)

It’s time for me to fail
(Repeat to End)
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Reply #38 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 5:30pm
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Flav wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 3:22pm:
*shrug*

Another one jumped off the ship.

any idea which one is going to be next  Live Producer ?



It should be the fucking players. Sadly I think only the lemmings are left.
  
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Reply #39 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 5:31pm
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Well at least we don't have to worry about anyone from DDO coming to forums anymore. Mal was the only one who quasi gave a fuck. (Or was better at hiding his disdain to mooch us for info)
  
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Reply #40 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 5:37pm
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Hey, since you're on your way out the door you can actually get some real work done for once, right?  Isn't that how it works at Turbine - everyone gets one parting 'pet-project'?

How about making yours getting the in-game bug-reporting tool fixed, since, you know, you are all about product quality?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

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Reply #41 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 6:02pm
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Yobai wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 5:07pm:
So are they down to two producers on DDO now?

Yeah, how on earth are they gonna make decisions now?
Maybe Vanishing Viv will create a vault account and step up to the plate and make us her DDO consulting group?   Grin
  
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Reply #42 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 6:14pm
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QuantumFX wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 5:29pm:
Here’s his “Good Bye” post from the Super Secret Six-Thousand Post section of the Vault:



that dude has way too much time on his hands if he's crafting all these whacky songs for forum posts here and the mother forums.
  

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Reply #43 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 6:25pm
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Yobai wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 6:14pm:
that dude has way too much time on his hands if he's crafting all these whacky songs for forum posts here and the mother forums.

that wasnt majmal's lol
  

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Reply #44 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 6:26pm
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am I the only one who sees this as possibly a good thing?  MajMouth gave good forum, but what did he actually do for the game?
  

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Reply #45 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 7:04pm
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shocked he said "I moved to lead of DDO QA" i would not have put that in.. . . ... . . . you might be a ok guy but QA  SUCKSssssss.....  100%fact
  
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Reply #46 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 7:07pm
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Oh and let's not forget his pet projects:

Fixing the in-game bug reporting tool. "It's coming"
Making server transfer free. It's coming soon because I love you!

What a fucking piece of shit
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Reply #47 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 7:10pm
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Memnir wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 3:59pm:
MajMal - yet another half-finished and then abandoned game feature from Turbine.


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Reply #48 - Jun 18th, 2014 at 7:20pm
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I guess I'm not the tremendous asshole everyone assumed I was.  Cool

Well, at least not for this particular reason.  Grin  Grin
  
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New executive producer of ddo: cordo.
  
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