Those pants are on fire. Dying in it can't be far off.

Couldn't sleep and I read this. Just realized that in the time it took to read this, I could've got some sleep meds and passed out. 

H8Tank wrote on Jul 1^st, 2014 at 7:42am:


My reading comprehension failed due to English grammar failure.

barcelot, fivefootstep, ollie's condom, hagmaster, and firepants are all the same person right?

Wrong.

Cairnoir wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 10:41pm:


haha, nah. But its cute that you could tell that im (the real ola) not the only one posting under my name/Ip

Cairnoir wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 10:41pm:



Hello Cairnoir,

I am Ollie's conscience, I have been retained to take care of clearing up his lies and explaining to people that he is a little drama queen, and a enormous liar.  Ollie lies for attention, and to claim credit for other people's ideas. 

To address your question, we will skip the credit stealing he has engaged in the past six months and instead focus on his really pointless lying, lying only done for attention and sympathy, as he has on this thread he started.

Just a quick synopsis of this thread, to help me clear up your confusion:

-Ollie lied that he had lost his account
-Ollie continued to lie and change his story, very similarly to the way he did about his account ban several months ago
-Ollie was caught in his lie on this thread by several sharp-eyed players from his server
-Ollie, as a liar, tried to brazen it out, but eventually too many people caught him in his lie
-Ollie now trapped by his own lazy lies for attention, changed tactic in desperation and attempted to claim it was all part of some "plan".
-Ollie was not believed
-Ollie got slapped around for lying on the vault (takes some doing) and then went to ground for five days
-Ollie has re-emerged in hopes that a week was long enough for people to forget his posted nonsense
-Ollie is a sad sad little liar.

Here are just a few of the posts from earlier in this very thread. As Ollie's conscience I do hope they will prompt you to read the entire thread and see what lengths a drama queen like our little Ollie will go to for attention, no lie is to big, or to ridiculous. The last two were posted after the truth came out and he was exposed.


Vendui wrote on Jun 24^th, 2014 at 8:01pm:




Vendui wrote on Jun 24^th, 2014 at 8:15pm:


Vendui wrote on Jun 24^th, 2014 at 8:21pm:



Vendui wrote on Jun 25^th, 2014 at 5:42pm:




Vendui wrote on Jun 25^th, 2014 at 5:48pm:



From this point on in the thread Ollie mostly attempts to fight a running defense as he hopes to run out the clock and the very short memory of the Vault out.

I do hope this and reading the entire thread answers your questions, please let me know if you have any more.

And once again, to the entire Vault; on behalf of myself and Ollie's entire family, we are very sorry we let him on without proper adult supervision the past few months and we can promise it wont happen again.

Vendui wrote on Jul 4^th, 2014 at 1:41am:



Hello again everyone, Ollie's conscience again.

I wanted to take moment of your time to explain Ollie's post here. After laying low for several days solely lurking he has hoped to begin again.

He uses a classic Ollie post here, compliments another poster for a soft sell then hints that he has again lost control of his accounts, (trying to suggest that the lies were possibly not his posts), and finishes up with a emoticon to give it that happy happy lie lie feel. 

Isn't it remarkable that someone who claims so much computer and game savvy is constantly being "hacked" or "hijacked" in game or on the vault, or with his IP....it is really rather hard to believe isn't it?

Well that's because its yet another lie from our little drama queen. You must ask yourself, how delusional would someone have to be to try to float this on the thread he was caught lying on in the first place? 

Quite delusional actually, and filled with more then a little contempt for his audience to try it anyway.

Bye for now, sadly I think I will have a reason to be back again quite soon.

Angry wrote on Jul 4^th, 2014 at 3:27am:


careful, you might scare my whore away...

Vendui wrote on Jul 4^th, 2014 at 3:42am:


  u haz whore or iz whore?

Vendui wrote on Jul 4^th, 2014 at 3:41am:



Oh yes I am sure your chuckling Olliver, it is so much fun for you to lie and get attention isn't it? Somehow I don't think Ohfaq and the others think it is all that funny.

Just as you did on this very thread, oh, did you forget that part? And you are correct, you were "on" but any reading of your very few posts leading up to today make my point very clear about you lying low and hoping it would blow over. 

Oh Ollie, such a liar.

Angry wrote on Jul 4^th, 2014 at 4:03am:


You can haz it if you want.. i wont mind ^-^