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Jul 11th, 2014 at 8:15am
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I am currently enjoying The Ice Master, a collection of the diaries of the sailors and scientists aboard the Karluk when it got locked fast into the ice, then sunk, while on an arctic expedition. It makes me feel less bad about these load screens.
  
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Reply #1 - Jul 11th, 2014 at 8:20am
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maybe it's time from switch from this



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Reply #2 - Jul 11th, 2014 at 8:36am
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"Upgrading your Commodore 64 to the 21st Century"?

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Reply #3 - Jul 11th, 2014 at 8:46am
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Yeah, I went from what was actually a pretty decent HDD in my laptop to an SSD.  Loading times reduced from "Finish coffee and make another" - plus or minus a moderately complicated snack - to "Have a quick swig of drink in front of me", plus or minus enough time to reposition my keyboard slightly.

Fuck SI units.
  

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We basicly got a coffee machine at work due to computers taking so fucking long to start up in the moring.
  

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The Holy Bible. esp GEN:1
  
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Reply #6 - Jul 11th, 2014 at 10:10am
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You can also run it off a SD card.  I use a 16gb one in my work laptop.  Patching is slow, but load times improved.
  
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Reply #7 - Jul 11th, 2014 at 11:23am
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I couldn't believe the load screen differences with my SSD <> HDD.  The game went from 7 minutes from launch to movable in the world, down to 14 seconds.

To answer your question: Dilbert, always.
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Reply #8 - Jul 11th, 2014 at 11:34am
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7 minutes? holy fuck, what kind of crap do you have on your computer?
  
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Sheesh, my initial load's only around 30 seconds. Durk, you can have this branch of the Oprah Book Club if you want it.
  
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Reply #10 - Jul 11th, 2014 at 1:54pm
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War and Peace
The Encyclopedia Britannica
  
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Reply #13 - Jul 11th, 2014 at 3:24pm
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NOTdarth wrote on Jul 11th, 2014 at 8:20am:


I think you need to defrag your hdd
  
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Reply #14 - Jul 11th, 2014 at 4:58pm
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Probably time to check the temp files, clean the internet files, dump all the junk out of start up. 

My work system is miserable, but I'm all running tSQL, VS and some other stuff on it that is high memory usage, but I'm well under 7.
  
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I recommend The Path to Ascension, fun collection of sci-fi/fantasy short stories. Gotta love that author, not many have heard of him though Sad
  

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Reply #16 - Jul 11th, 2014 at 6:35pm
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Persiflage wrote on Jul 11th, 2014 at 8:46am:
Yeah, I went from what was actually a pretty decent HDD in my laptop to an SSD.  Loading times reduced from "Finish coffee and make another" - plus or minus a moderately complicated snack - to "Have a quick swig of drink in front of me", plus or minus enough time to reposition my keyboard slightly.

Fuck SI units.


I like your unique measurements of the units of time.
Surprised it has not caught on though.....   Huh
  
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Reply #17 - Jul 12th, 2014 at 3:01am
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Except for the occasional client lockups, it takes about 10 seconds.
Time for an upgrade

  
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noamineo wrote on Jul 11th, 2014 at 5:19pm:
I recommend The Path to Ascension, fun collection of sci-fi/fantasy short stories. Gotta love that author, not many have heard of him though Sad


Took a gander - looks interesting! Thanks, mate!
  
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Reply #19 - Jul 12th, 2014 at 10:14am
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Durk wrote on Jul 11th, 2014 at 11:23am:
I couldn't believe the load screen differences with my SSD <> HDD.  The game went from 7 minutes from launch to movable in the world, down to 14 seconds.

To answer your question: Dilbert, always.


Frankly, I didn't see much of a difference in game performance / loading when I switched to SSD.  I didn't really make things better until I replaced my router that was slowly "going south."
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Reply #20 - Jul 14th, 2014 at 6:27am
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Bobbicus wrote on Jul 11th, 2014 at 8:15am:
I am currently enjoying The Ice Master, a collection of the diaries of the sailors and scientists aboard the Karluk when it got locked fast into the ice, then sunk, while on an arctic expedition. It makes me feel less bad about these load screens.


I'm glad to learn other people read books during the load screen. I thought I was the only one.

I've been reading Jack Vance's Dying Earth stories.
  
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LordPiglet wrote on Jul 11th, 2014 at 10:10am:
You can also run it off a SD card.  I use a 16gb one in my work laptop.  Patching is slow, but load times improved.


Is there a particular recommended brand of card?
  
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fr8o wrote on Jul 14th, 2014 at 6:55am:


Just don't. That one is really really out-of-date (like 8 years).
  
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Reply #24 - Jul 14th, 2014 at 9:25am
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You must read pretty shitty books then.
  
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