There's a pally on Khyber who's been watching the Necro vendors for the past 6 hours. Sure, it SEEMS like he's just a stone-faced robot (he IS Warforged after all) there to keep people from partying and enjoying themselves. But he has a much darker secret  . He's really a perverted, dark pally!  He's really into some of that kinky shit  . The sicko is even into necrophilia!!!  . Just look at what he made my innocent Drow Lich do!! 

First, he made me touch his junk.


Then he made me... 


After he finished, he'd lost all respect for me, so used me like 

....I won't even tell you what he made me do with it afterwards.. *shudder*

After I'd lost all respect for myself, he made me spoon with him. 


Is Turbine any better than the Church? If I report his necrophilia sex abuse, will it just get swept under the rug? When will the horrors end??!?! (and my guild reach 150)

(Yes, this has been more fun than actually playing quests and whatnot  )

This was good.

Hahaha, the dude is still in the same place he was last night! Hasn't moved. I'm still 4 feet behind him from when I logged out.

Toon name Mythrin Wolff.

I wonder if he's got a bot program that just moves his screen a degree or two every 10 minutes to keep him from getting logged, and is just parking his bot there for the weekend while he's away to troll people.

Maybe I'll report him for bot useage 

Yes, I too once loved to smoke eternally in the summer.

Thanks, I'd forgotten or not known about that one. Still might report him to get him out of the way. Some people just need to be....taken care of.....

lol, love how you are bored to death

After teleporting to necropolis, I ran by this guy and can confirm he is still there, standing idle. Same guy and name. I sent him several PMs but no response. I wonder when he'll wake up and move along.

Dargon wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2014 at 12:34am:

היי מוזמן

Dargon wrote on Jul 20^th, 2014 at 4:06am:


I failed to laugh cause of your awful picture management skills. Can't really see anything.

Why not have a wolf hump him instead. You could record it and put it on YouTube.

Angry wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2014 at 3:09am:


I know they suck. The screen looked good when I took them, and then as I was uploading them, I saw that they weren't good. But it was late, and that was already a lot of effort, so I didn't feel like bothering to redo them.

Didn't know about the dog animation tho. Thanks for the heads up.

khyberkajiit wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2014 at 7:41am:


I think it resets daily. At higher guild levels, you only get 1-3 levels per day before renown stops apparently. Details are in the renown sploit thread.

It's day 3, and I still get no renown... *sad panda*

Need to kill him (there are still ways in a public instance) and carry his stone away.