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Cordo's Wednesday livestream, today's guest Cetus
Jul 23rd, 2014 at 12:09pm
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This week's Wednesday Livestream: http://youtu.be/YBcH5VeD7dQ

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Reply #1 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 12:27pm
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Poor guy needs some striding buffs.   Grin
  

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Reply #2 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 1:13pm
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Hope Cuntovan brought Angel's tears. 
If I were Cetus I would grease everything.  I would use the wild mage belt to dance him.  I would watch him die and refuse to res.  I would drop his soul stone in lava.  Did I miss anything?
  

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Reply #3 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 1:30pm
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  Did I miss anything?

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Reply #4 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 1:30pm
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Red Sox H8 Yankees wrote on Jul 23rd, 2014 at 1:13pm:
Hope Cuntovan brought Angel's tears. 
If I were Cetus I would grease everything.  I would use the wild mage belt to dance him.  I would watch him die and refuse to res.  I would drop his soul stone in lava.  Did I miss anything?



If I were Cetus, I would make a video of the event from Cetus' perspective, then combine the two videos as a splitscreen of his screen with Jerry's screen, and finally start a thread comparing the overhead DPS numbers of the two.
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
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Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
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I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
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DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
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Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
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Reply #5 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 2:43pm
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For a published scientist and med student, Cetus has an awful lot of time to waste on a shit game.
  
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Tyrion wrote on Jul 23rd, 2014 at 2:43pm:
For a published scientist and med student, Cetus has an awful lot of time to waste on a shit game.


Must have picked up time management tips from that "distinguished professor" he worked under......
  
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Reply #7 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 3:09pm
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Angry wrote on Jul 23rd, 2014 at 12:09pm:
Smiley Live on Argo as I post this http://t.co/r5AaWIV9wN

Coming soon to YouTube.


The only thing in DDO more painfully awful that watching Cordovan play the game is actually RUNNING with Cordovan while he's playing the game. Getting Cetus involved is like shit icing on the crap cake.

Thanks for the warning...

  
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Reply #8 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 3:10pm
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Havent watched it yet, is it just a rant on nerfing SWFing? (which he somehow believes will bring a buff to THF?)
  
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Reply #9 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 3:17pm
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OldCoaly wrote on Jul 23rd, 2014 at 1:30pm:
If I were Cetus, I would make a video of the event from Cetus' perspective, then combine the two videos as a splitscreen of his screen with Jerry's screen, and finally start a thread comparing the overhead DPS numbers of the two.


Cept.. Cordos would probly be higher..
  
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Reply #10 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 3:27pm
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doubleBs wrote on Jul 23rd, 2014 at 3:10pm:
Havent watched it yet, is it just a rant on nerfing SWFing? (which he somehow believes will bring a buff to THF?)


Nope, I watched it and Cetus doesn't bring up anything regarding THF, SWF, TWF, UNTIL Cordo asks him about it. Discussion doesn't last long, either. I think it's around the 25-minute mark if I remember. (I thought he answered the questions very well) Cetus just responds to the questions Cordo threw at him, and they cleared the quests pretty smoothly. That's about all that happens.
  
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Reply #11 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 3:57pm
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Vendui wrote on Jul 23rd, 2014 at 3:17pm:
Cept.. Cordos would probly be higher..


Was  Cordo SWF?
  
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Reply #12 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 4:19pm
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Cordovan and Cetus? I just busted a nut all over my fucking keyboard.
  
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Updated with the YouTube link
  
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Reply #14 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 6:44pm
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FM wrote on Jul 23rd, 2014 at 4:19pm:
Cordovan and Cetus? I just busted a nut all over my fucking keyboard.

Shocked
That may not mean what you think it means, well at least I hope so.   Huh
Can't say I'd get that excited over watching Cordo do anything....

  
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Reply #15 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 6:51pm
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He gave deadly to sorc. Grin
Ill just stop watching there.
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Reply #16 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 7:45pm
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Cordo did not understand most of what he was seeing.
  

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Reply #17 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 7:58pm
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Revaulting wrote on Jul 23rd, 2014 at 7:45pm:
Cordo did not understand most of what he was seeing.


you mean, cetus clearly "ploiting" prior to entering each quest or that furyshot still works, exactly as it did, even though they attempted to fix it?
  
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Reply #18 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 8:07pm
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who is Cetus?   In real life
  
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ZP wrote on Jul 23rd, 2014 at 8:07pm:
who is Cetus?   In real life


A narcissist, a man-child, North-American scum, the new Shade, or a world-renowned scientist, depending on who you ask.
  
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Vendui wrote on Jul 23rd, 2014 at 7:58pm:
you mean, cetus clearly "ploiting" prior to entering each quest or that furyshot still works, exactly as it did, even though they attempted to fix it?

What can I say other than, "Lucid Dreams is my favorite rune arm?"
  

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Reply #21 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 8:45pm
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ZP wrote on Jul 23rd, 2014 at 8:07pm:
who is Cetus?   In real life

Just a man - with a man's courage.
  
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Reply #22 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 8:56pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS4_Z84-rRE


That was my favorite episode of Baywatch: Planet Mongo.
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Reply #23 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 10:31pm
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Did anyone count how many times Cetus said "exploit" to Jerry?
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Reply #24 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 11:05pm
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OldCoaly wrote on Jul 23rd, 2014 at 10:31pm:
Did anyone count how many times Cetus said "exploit" to Jerry?

You heard that too? I couldn't tell if he was genuinely trying to hint, or if he was just seeing how far he could troll.

  

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