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Reply #25 - Jul 25th, 2014 at 4:10pm
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Every time I join a raid with aLiclan (on Thelanis), they bitch about creature companions ("you're causing lag", "you're killing the hamster in my video card", "I'm a little bitch Q_Q", etc). So I would like to get a parrot just to pull out and annoy them during their raids.
  
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Reply #26 - Jul 25th, 2014 at 5:01pm
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mudfud wrote on Jul 25th, 2014 at 2:17pm:
Them parrots have some voice range on them. All the way on other side of eveningstar I was hearing the one from someone in party yesterday.



The other day i was runing to a shadow dragon raid and i swear i was hearing a fucking parrot over the bridge. Mine was the only toon in there atm.

Is like the parrot sound in the bird mailboxes in the hall of heros and in estar, its just bullshit
  
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Reply #27 - Jul 25th, 2014 at 5:07pm
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Artaega wrote on Jul 25th, 2014 at 4:10pm:
Every time I join a raid with aLiclan (on Thelanis), they bitch about creature companions ("you're causing lag", "you're killing the hamster in my video card", "I'm a little bitch Q_Q", etc). So I would like to get a parrot just to pull out and annoy them during their raids.


I don't know who those people are (I don't play on Thelanis), but you seem to be doing it for a good cause. +1 telepathic fistbump points to you, sir.







                                         [ place fist here ]





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Reply #28 - Jul 25th, 2014 at 7:41pm
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I bought all of them.

Fuck what you think.
  
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Reply #29 - Jul 25th, 2014 at 8:07pm
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rest wrote on Jul 25th, 2014 at 7:41pm:
Fuck what you think.

You sir, have just described Rule 34.
  

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Reply #31 - Jul 26th, 2014 at 3:35am
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Artaega wrote on Jul 25th, 2014 at 4:10pm:
Every time I join a raid with aLiclan (on Thelanis), they bitch about creature companions ("you're causing lag", "you're killing the hamster in my video card", "I'm a little bitch Q_Q", etc). So I would like to get a parrot just to pull out and annoy them during their raids.



Well it's aLiclan... Even back then on the other side of the pond they were a bit weird...
  

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Reply #32 - Jul 26th, 2014 at 7:47am
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Artaega wrote on Jul 25th, 2014 at 4:10pm:
they bitch about creature companions ("you're causing lag", "you're killing the hamster in my video card", "I'm a little bitch Q_Q", etc).


Technically they are correct. Turbine had to change pet coding quite a bit due to resource and ai issues. While not as bad of an issue today, pets do add some strain to turbines backend.
  
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Reply #33 - Jul 26th, 2014 at 7:54am
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Lol, been awhile since I have run with anyone from aliclan... They still around?
  
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Reply #34 - Jul 26th, 2014 at 8:37am
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If they give the parrots a 'die in a fire' pet emote option, I might even buy one.  Until then...no thanks.

The sounds are terrible.  And every damn vendor on the airship seems to have one, indicating that Turbine thinks it's 'cute and clever'.

(Hint... it's not)
  
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Reply #35 - Jul 26th, 2014 at 9:17am
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Half Elf Creeper wrote on Jul 26th, 2014 at 8:37am:
If they give the parrots a 'die in a fire' pet emote option, I might even buy one.  Until then...no thanks.

Don't help them figure out how to find Vaulties. We know we wouldn't be able to help ourselves, but they don't need to know it!
  

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Reply #36 - Jul 26th, 2014 at 9:56am
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rest wrote on Jul 25th, 2014 at 7:41pm:
I bought all of them.

Fuck what you think.

The guy with birdie avatars and love for pets.
Well NO SHIT lol !
  
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Reply #37 - Jul 26th, 2014 at 1:50pm
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mystafyi wrote on Jul 26th, 2014 at 7:47am:
Technically they are correct. Turbine had to change pet coding quite a bit due to resource and ai issues. While not as bad of an issue today, pets do add some strain to turbines backend.


not the cosmetic pets... they are just a few more polygons and a texture treated by our graphic cards... They have no impact on the backend... now Arti Dogs and Druid Wolves... they are another whole kind of pet and they do have an impact.

  

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Reply #38 - Jul 26th, 2014 at 1:53pm
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Artaega wrote on Jul 25th, 2014 at 4:10pm:
Every time I join a raid with aLiclan (on Thelanis), they bitch about creature companions ("you're causing lag", "you're killing the hamster in my video card", "I'm a little bitch Q_Q", etc). So I would like to get a parrot just to pull out and annoy them during their raids.


LOL.

This is so fucking true I laughed when I read it. One of these pileons actually made us reform a chrono just because one guy had a companion, of course half the party didn't recall and kept going.

I still haven't seen a parrot ingame, don't know anyone who has it Sad
  
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Reply #39 - Jul 26th, 2014 at 3:58pm
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I like how quickly they're locking complaint threads on the main board.
  

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Reply #40 - Jul 26th, 2014 at 5:57pm
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Sasha wrote on Jul 26th, 2014 at 1:53pm:
I still haven't seen a parrot ingame, don't know anyone who has it Sad



you're not missing much

seen one pecker, you seen them all
  

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Reply #41 - Jul 26th, 2014 at 9:20pm
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Wipe wrote on Jul 26th, 2014 at 9:56am:
The guy with birdie avatars and love for pets.
Well NO SHIT lol !


Quiet you!!!
  
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Reply #42 - Jul 26th, 2014 at 9:29pm
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Barkabout wrote on Jul 25th, 2014 at 11:15pm:


NSFW?  I think that may be the most safe thing you've posted.  And, damn that was funny...  rest is surely jelly.
  

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Reply #43 - Jul 26th, 2014 at 9:51pm
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Artaega wrote on Jul 25th, 2014 at 4:10pm:
Every time I join a raid with aLiclan (on Thelanis), they bitch about creature companions ("you're causing lag", "you're killing the hamster in my video card", "I'm a little bitch Q_Q", etc). So I would like to get a parrot just to pull out and annoy them during their raids.

They are too serious sometimes, thats why I dont like joining their groups.
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Reply #44 - Jul 26th, 2014 at 11:10pm
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Barkabout wrote on Jul 25th, 2014 at 2:11pm:


Landsharks have great renowned for their jumping ability. Bonus they aggro towards halflings.
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Reply #45 - Jul 27th, 2014 at 1:03am
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mystafyi wrote on Jul 26th, 2014 at 7:47am:
pets do add some strain to turbines backend.

I think mystafyi has seen some things that can't be unseen.
  

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Reply #46 - Jul 27th, 2014 at 4:12am
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Revaulting wrote on Jul 27th, 2014 at 1:03am:
I think mystafyi has seen some things that can't be unseen.


New companions released with update 23 - lubricated gerbils.
  

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Reply #47 - Jul 27th, 2014 at 3:24pm
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Flav wrote on Jul 26th, 2014 at 1:50pm:
not the cosmetic pets...


I understand your position on this, but I remember chatter about this subject when turbine first released pets, circa2009. There were dev posts about the issue in which they stated such. At one time we could trick the AI into agro'ing pets, using pets at tanks, and pets interrupting LOS. Changes were made to reduce the traffic pets sent to all clients. Again, this was stated in dev posts at the time.

Sadly, turbine's great forum migration debacle lost so many posts from history.

Now, it could be I am wrong, but I was under the understanding that cosmetic pet coding was the same base coding used to create arti and dru pets. I could not find the old forum posts and, to be honest, don't feel like spending the time to wade through turbines forum mistake.
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Reply #48 - Jul 27th, 2014 at 5:00pm
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mystafyi wrote on Jul 27th, 2014 at 3:24pm:
I understand your position on this, but I remember chatter about this subject when turbine first released pets, circa2009. There were dev posts about the issue in which they stated such. At one time we could trick the AI into agro'ing pets, using pets at tanks, and pets interrupting LOS. Changes were made to reduce the traffic pets sent to all clients. Again, this was stated in dev posts at the time.

Sadly, turbine's great forum migration debacle lost so many posts from history.

Now, it could be I am wrong, but I was under the understanding that cosmetic pet coding was the same base coding used to create arti and dru pets. I could not find the old forum posts and, to be honest, don't feel like spending the time to wade through turbines forum mistake.


It's not the case anymore... The way they fixed the issues with the cosmetic pets seems to have been by creating a whole set of client side scripts for them so that they are not generating traffic with the server anymore... In the begining you couldn't walk on top of a C-Pet without making it move ( it behaved like a normal pet ) nowadays if you run up a C-Pet it just stand there and gets trampled.
  

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Reply #49 - Jul 27th, 2014 at 5:41pm
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Barkabout wrote on Jul 25th, 2014 at 11:15pm:
NSFW video =


i couldnt help myself... the purple tits enticed me too much, had to find the original.. here you go Cheesy

NSFW - NSFW
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