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KhyberSteiner    
  8 (10.8%)
little Johnny    
  4 (5.4%)
Scared-of-girls    
  12 (16.2%)
Hey look at me! I pee like a big boy!    
  4 (5.4%)
Superlonely    
  7 (9.5%)
Heatbroken    
  2 (2.7%)
Tiffany    
  11 (14.9%)
Rhodes skunkler    
  2 (2.7%)
Johnny birth-defect    
  7 (9.5%)
Please pay attention to me! please!    
  17 (23.0%)




Total votes: 74
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Lets give superJohnny a proper name!
Jul 27th, 2014 at 2:34am
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Well this little fella really seems to want our attention...

So what say you all and we take a moment to vote on his new name and then petition the powers that be for title for this charming example of why cousins should avoid marriage. 

If you have better names I will be happy to replace low scoring ones with yours.

And yes, I included donuts, so let it go.
  
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Reply #1 - Jul 27th, 2014 at 2:42am
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What's wrong with "Superjohnny' ?
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Merely the fact that he chose it himself.

And I love making fun of dorks.

  
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Reply #3 - Jul 27th, 2014 at 3:08am
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the fact that he chose it himself

But, he's a superhero!


  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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this poll fails since it lacks pictorial options



at least there were donuts
  

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Reply #5 - Jul 27th, 2014 at 4:57am
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I'll virtually stroke your tiny dick and rename myself with the option that gets the most votes.

Your petty attempts to attack me are amusing. Keep trying little bitch.
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seriously, did you guys hear something? I could have sworn I heard something... but nope nada.
  
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Reply #7 - Jul 27th, 2014 at 6:36am
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SuperJohnny wrote on Jul 27th, 2014 at 4:57am:
I'll virtually stroke your tiny dick and rename myself with the option that gets the most votes.

I approve. Smiley
  

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Reply #8 - Jul 27th, 2014 at 7:02am
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seriously, did you guys hear something? I could have sworn I heard something... but nope nada.

"hey guise

guise listen to me

guise guise im here watch me insult that guy im cool like yall"

- Barcelot trying to fit in

  

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Reply #9 - Jul 28th, 2014 at 12:49am
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as the self appointed emissary of gayfinder i would have suggested "gay and retarded"

i have worked long and hard to hone my skills for detecting both gays and retards on the internet, and this poster exhibits all the character traits of someone who is primarily gay with retarded tendancies. I can say with confidence that he is simultaneously gay and retarded

he has been judged, and has been found wanting... dicks
  

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Reply #10 - Jul 28th, 2014 at 1:05am
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eighnuss wrote on Jul 28th, 2014 at 12:49am:
as the self appointed emissary of gayfinder i would have suggested "gay and retarded"

i have worked long and hard to hone my skills for detecting both gays and retards on the internet, and this poster exhibits all the character traits of someone who is primarily gay with retarded tendancies. I can say with confidence that he is simultaneously gay and retarded

he has been judged, and has been found wanting... dicks


So you have been spending a lot of your free time trying to find gay men online? Silly you!

www.manhunt.com

there you go, you are welcome
  
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wow, looking like junior is going to be called donuts.

To good for him if you ask me but what can I do?
  
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Houshi wrote on Jul 28th, 2014 at 1:05am:
So you have been spending a lot of your free time trying to find gay men online? Silly you!


Yes, that is why i came here. i was told there was an abundance on these very forums. i have a knack for exposing them from the shadows they hide in. it only took 15 minutes for you to reveal yourself to me.

i apologize for my attack on superjohnny which offended you so much that you felt a need to defend him
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eighnuss wrote on Jul 28th, 2014 at 1:10am:
Yes, that is why i came here. i was told there was an abundance on these very forums.




Wait a minute, does that mean I'm gay? oh shit! my missus is not going to be happy about this  Grin
  
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Wait a minute, does that mean I'm gay? oh shit! my missus is not going to be happy about this  Grin


na, you're alright guy
  

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eighnuss wrote on Jul 28th, 2014 at 1:10am:
Yes, that is why i came here. i was told there was an abundance on these very forums. i have a knack for exposing them from the shadows they hide in. it only took 15 minutes for you to reveal yourself to me.

i apologize for my attack on superjohnny which offended you so much that you felt a need to defend him


What, you didn't know I was gay yet? You are slow... I'm a butt man though, and happily commited, sorry to disapoint.

But telling me I was defending donnuts is quite offensive, you made me sad
  
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eighnuss wrote on Jul 28th, 2014 at 1:20am:
na, you're alright guy


Thanks, but dammit, was gonna try some butt sex tonight, missus had no idea what she was in for!  Grin
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Reply #17 - Jul 28th, 2014 at 2:39am
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"Defendant"

  

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Reply #18 - Jul 28th, 2014 at 9:07am
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Looks like SuperJohnny/donuts ran out of puff?
  
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maybe he burned out, or perhaps he was  embarrassed for putting his "foot" in his mouth or....
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DropBear wrote on Jul 28th, 2014 at 9:07am:
Looks like SuperJohnny/donuts ran out of puff?


Perhaps Mom took away his computer privileges until he scrubs the skid marks out of his My Little Pony underwear.
  
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eighnuss wrote on Jul 28th, 2014 at 1:20am:
na, you're alright guy


That's a big call right there.
I dunno, he's been bending Ollie (Releaser of Other's Exploits) over pretty forcibly lately...    Grin

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Thanks, but dammit, was gonna try some butt sex tonight, missus had no idea what she was in for!  Grin

Too much information Barcelot.
Maybe Eighnuss's judgment was a bit premature?  Things that make you go hmmmm.....
Huh
  
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Reply #22 - Jul 29th, 2014 at 12:56pm
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Can we get more votes for Johnny birth-defect?  That was my second choice and its way better than 'donuts.'
  

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Reply #23 - Jul 29th, 2014 at 5:19pm
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Skoodge wrote on Jul 29th, 2014 at 12:56pm:
Can we get more votes for Johnny birth-defect?  That was my second choice and its way better than 'donuts.'

Shut your fool mouth! Birth defects may be cool where you come from, but they sure as fuck aren't better than donuts.

Donuts are more filling.
  

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DropBear wrote on Jul 29th, 2014 at 10:37am:
That's a big call right there.
I dunno, he's been bending Ollie (Releaser of Other's Exploits) over pretty forcibly lately...    Grin

Too much information Barcelot.
Maybe Eighnuss's judgment was a bit premature?  Things that make you go hmmmm.....
Huh



Embarrassed
  
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