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Aug 12th, 2014 at 11:09am
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Awesome. They wont even discuss it cos theyre 100% gay and retarded.
  

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Reply #1 - Aug 12th, 2014 at 11:11am
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hes bluffing. they will merge servers eventually and let you move when they do
  
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Reply #2 - Aug 12th, 2014 at 11:19am
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They're gay and retarded.

Being compared next to Turbine is an insult to all homosexuals and retarded people everywhere.
  

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NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Aug 12th, 2014 at 11:19am:
They're gay and retarded.

Being compared next to Turbine is an insult to all homosexuals and retarded people everywhere.

Well, in most instances of the word gay being used as derogatory it means retarded. So, in essence it is like saying they are doubly retarded.
  

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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #4 - Aug 12th, 2014 at 11:55am
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We don't need to bother with it, they are going to merge all servers soon. There's no point to have a few servers with 10 guys standing in the ship in every one of them...
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Homophobia/Epithets toward disabled people are the realm of the weak minded and emotionally stunted. It should stop.

More to the point: imagine the lag
If the servers are merged  Cheesy
  
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Reply #6 - Aug 12th, 2014 at 12:29pm
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Yeah, they just added the server transfer option on a whim with no intention of eventually using it.  Its either a bold face lie or he's completely clueless.  Is it really that hard to be honest and just say 'we were trying to do it but then realized it was hard and our crappy programming would completely fuck up everyone's toon if we went live with it'?

Never mind, answered my own question.  Its either lie or admit they don't know how their own code works.
  

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Homophobia/Epithets toward disabled people are the realm of the weak minded and emotionally stunted. It should stop.

More to the point: imagine the lag
If the servers are merged  Cheesy


you are gay and retarded if you fail to recognize the context of being called gay and retarded


  

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Reply #8 - Aug 12th, 2014 at 1:03pm
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Server merging sounds like a nightmare of toon management.  I only have a few toons on servers other than Khyber and they are mainly test builds or left overs from TP favor farming before I went F2P so it would not be any issue for me.

But for those that have 20+ toons (for instance) on each server...it may be hard to choose just 20 for the mega-super-server. 

It would be pointless for me to transfer to any other server so I 
really don't give a shit about whether they are free or not LOL
  

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harharharhar wrote on Aug 12th, 2014 at 12:23pm:
Homophobia/Epithets toward disabled people are the realm of the weak minded and emotionally stunted. It should stop.

No. And if this were Sparta they'd be thrown off of cliffs. Luckily it's just slurs now.
  

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Reply #10 - Aug 12th, 2014 at 1:50pm
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harharharhar wrote on Aug 12th, 2014 at 11:11am:
hes bluffing. they will merge servers eventually and let you move when they do


how does the whole conflicting name thing work when merging servers?
  

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Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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Reply #11 - Aug 12th, 2014 at 1:51pm
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Ok. I'm not going to defend Cordovan, even if it seems that's what I'm doing.

But still you need to parse exactly what he wrote :
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As we stated previously, the Character Copy tool was built for Lamannia. At this time we have no announcement to make about its use elsewhere.


The first phrase refer to the part that works on the webpage.
The character copy Tool towards Lamannia. This works.

Now the second phrase is interesting, especially the first 3 words : At this time.
it means right now, today, this week.

the rest also is interesting : we have no announcement to make ...

That means that Turbine ( in the guise of Cordovan, the Community pet handler ) has nothing to give to the consumption of the unwashed masses ( it means us ) regarding server transfers.

What it does not means :
- That The Kobold that Jumped Ship was wrong.
    We might see a Free Transfer appearing in 2 months, or in 8 months.
- That there won't be any server transfer anymore


It's just a more elegant way than a "no comment" to close a thread, and it leaves the door open for when they are ready to announce it ( if they are ever ready to announce it ).

  

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Rubbinns wrote on Aug 12th, 2014 at 11:09am:
https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/446803-ETA-on-Free-Server-Transfers?p=...

Awesome. They wont even discuss it cos theyre 100% gay and retarded.



that's got to be the FIRST AND ONLY time Majmal didn't follow through with one of his promises.

wonder how the LOTRO folks are enjoying him these days?
  

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Reply #13 - Aug 12th, 2014 at 1:53pm
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It's Flav fault like the blitz nerf...
  

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ILoveExploits wrote on Aug 12th, 2014 at 1:53pm:
It's Flav fault like the blitz nerf...


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ILoveExploits wrote on Aug 12th, 2014 at 1:53pm:
It's Flav fault like the blitz nerf...


I dont see Blitz as being nerfed, Just think, now you wont have to rage if you missed a kill to the fvs archon
  
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Reply #17 - Aug 12th, 2014 at 3:16pm
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Yobai wrote on Aug 12th, 2014 at 1:52pm:
that's got to be the FIRST AND ONLY time Majmal didn't follow through with one of his promises.


Not sure if serious.


Yobai wrote on Aug 12th, 2014 at 1:52pm:
wonder how the LOTRO folks are enjoying him these days?


They're still recovering from the departure of their previous "community manager" (Sapience's last day was 1 August).

This event diverted everyone's attention from bitching about Turbine's general contempt for their players and MajMal's desk change.

  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
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Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
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I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
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Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
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Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
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Reply #18 - Aug 12th, 2014 at 3:24pm
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thst fucker cordovan ... this guy has no honour!
  


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Vendui wrote on Aug 12th, 2014 at 2:10pm:
I dont see Blitz as being nerfed, Just think, now you wont have to rage if you missed a kill to the fvs archon


Does the fvs archon's blitz counter go up with that kill?
  

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Vendui wrote on Aug 12th, 2014 at 2:10pm:
I dont see Blitz as being nerfed, Just think, now you wont have to rage if you missed a kill to the fvs archon


I never had this problem, in some quests is just harder to blitz but not a big deal.
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Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #21 - Aug 12th, 2014 at 4:13pm
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Meh.  I agree with Flav.  It's not a definitive "No.  It will never happen." 
  
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Reply #22 - Aug 12th, 2014 at 4:26pm
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Asheras wrote on Aug 12th, 2014 at 4:13pm:
Meh.  I agree with Flav.  It's not a definitive "No.  It will never happen." 


Of course Flav will (sounds like) defend Cordovan. It's his fault that all of this is happening! Cheesy

But seriously, I still think that Fatesinger is the destiny to be in. Music is in everyone's soul.
  

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I'll take all the blame you want, I have a White Flag, I'm protected.


Which side will the French be on in the next major war?


Depends on who's winning. <rimshot>
  
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Reply #24 - Aug 12th, 2014 at 5:06pm
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ghostbane wrote on Aug 12th, 2014 at 4:58pm:
Which side will the French be on in the next major war?


Depends on who's winning. <rimshot>


Not true.  They will be on BOTH sides so they can be assured of an opportunity to surrender.
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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