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Reply #25 - Aug 13th, 2014 at 4:32pm
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NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Aug 13th, 2014 at 3:03pm:
For example, IMARANGER would have to be a nice gif that shows an ignore button. It'd be a hoot at how many people try to click it.

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Reply #26 - Aug 13th, 2014 at 6:59pm
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We don't choose our own avatars?
  
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Gratz on getting a avatar
  
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Reply #28 - Aug 13th, 2014 at 7:51pm
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I was expecting some balls pics? oh wait a sec i meant boobies!
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The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #29 - Aug 13th, 2014 at 8:31pm
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ILoveExploits wrote on Aug 13th, 2014 at 7:51pm:
boobies!


  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #31 - Aug 13th, 2014 at 8:34pm
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Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #32 - Aug 13th, 2014 at 10:01pm
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NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Aug 13th, 2014 at 3:03pm:
For example, IMARANGER would have to be a nice gif that shows an ignore button. It'd be a hoot since EVERYONE would try to click it.


ftfy
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Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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Reply #33 - Aug 14th, 2014 at 6:58am
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NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Aug 13th, 2014 at 3:03pm:
IMARANGER would have to be a nice gif that shows an ignore button.


Great Idea... Strake, consider it please. ( I know it's work to set up )
  

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Reply #34 - Aug 14th, 2014 at 4:25pm
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DropBear wrote on Aug 13th, 2014 at 11:16am:
Where is Epoch?


I have been playing Divinity Original Sin in my freetime. I realized yesterday I haven't been ont he Vault in about two weeks. So I am here until I catch up on all the threads, then going back to that magnificent game.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #35 - Aug 14th, 2014 at 5:28pm
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Epoch wrote on Aug 14th, 2014 at 4:25pm:
I have been playing Divinity Original Sin in my freetime.


Game looks OK, but I never really enjoyed Baldurs Gate.
  
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Reply #36 - Aug 14th, 2014 at 6:23pm
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I believe the amount of fucks i give for this thread is equal to .001 Kelvin, it would be 0 Kelvin but the fact I am writing this now in this thread would be contradictory to that.  Smiley
  

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Reply #37 - Aug 14th, 2014 at 7:44pm
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DaveTeMage wrote on Aug 14th, 2014 at 6:23pm:
I believe the amount of fucks i give for this thread is equal to .001 Kelvin, it would be 0 Kelvin but the fact I am writing this now in this thread would be contradictory to that.  Smiley

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Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #38 - Aug 15th, 2014 at 1:10am
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Epoch wrote on Aug 14th, 2014 at 4:25pm:
I have been playing Divinity Original Sin in my freetime. I realized yesterday I haven't been ont he Vault in about two weeks. So I am here until I catch up on all the threads, then going back to that magnificent game.


Welcome back!
  
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Reply #39 - Aug 15th, 2014 at 1:11am
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Rubbins - can you change your avatar?  I can't take you seriously anymore every time I see that pic....
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Reply #40 - Aug 15th, 2014 at 1:14am
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DropBear wrote on Aug 15th, 2014 at 1:11am:
Rubbins - can you change your avatar?  I can't take you seriously anymore every time I see that pic....
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As if you could take me seriously before?

And i cant change it like it were a profile option. The mods have seen fit and deemed me worthy of a granted avatar.  I have ascended
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #41 - Aug 15th, 2014 at 1:21am
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Rubbinns wrote on Aug 15th, 2014 at 1:14am:
As if you could take me seriously before?


True, it does imply that - belay that last statement!
I retract it!
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Rubbinns wrote on Aug 15th, 2014 at 1:14am:
And i cant change it like it were a profile option. The mods have seen fit and deemed me worthy of a granted avatar.  I have ascended



Oh shit, you mean we're stuck with this too?
Greats.... It is kinda creepy....
Can't you kiss ass and get it removed?
Pay a nominal fine?
Offer you testify against Mr, implicating him in all the hates crimes perpetrated on the Vault in the Vault Court presided over by JudgeStrakeln?
Don't just accept your fate - do something. Think of the children?
Undecided
  
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Reply #42 - Aug 15th, 2014 at 11:36pm
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Speaking of forum profile stuff...

What do the stars under certain names mean?
  

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Reply #43 - Aug 16th, 2014 at 12:56pm
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5 Foot Step wrote on Aug 15th, 2014 at 11:36pm:
Speaking of forum profile stuff...

What do the stars under certain names mean?

As your post count increases, your title progresses and your stars increase/change color/style
  

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Reply #44 - Aug 16th, 2014 at 11:11pm
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Strakeln wrote on Aug 16th, 2014 at 12:56pm:
As your post count increases, your title progresses and your stars increase/change color/style


I see. I was confused because several people didn't have them, but those "special" people apparently get avatar pics instead of stars.
  

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Reply #45 - Aug 16th, 2014 at 11:35pm
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Strakeln wrote on Aug 16th, 2014 at 12:56pm:
As your post count increases, your title progresses and your stars increase/change color/style



Yikes! one lousy pale star!!!! well I am going to have to clear a few hours on Sunday for some solid posting to fix that!!! Grin
  
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god help us.
  
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Reply #47 - Aug 17th, 2014 at 1:59am
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Strakeln wrote on Aug 16th, 2014 at 12:56pm:
As your post count increases, your title progresses and your stars increase/change color/style


I thought there might be a pattern, but if you look at the posts above, 5 foot has 183 posts and has 2 gold stars (overachiever!  Grin ) whereas Firefoot has 500 and only 1 grey star?
How does that work?
As such, it seems to be more than raw post count?
Does it relate to post distribution across forums?
  
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Reply #48 - Aug 17th, 2014 at 2:06am
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Seems to go
Gold 1-2-3-4  1/100/200/300 posts  Not sure if there is a 4th gold it has been a while.
White 1-2-3  500/ some number greater than 700/1000 posts...or there about.

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Reply #49 - Aug 17th, 2014 at 2:25am
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Those must be platinum stars, lol.
  

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