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Hi Jerry (Read 8791 times)
Sneaky Shadow Lurker
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Hi Jerry
Aug 14
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So apparently he was at Walmart. You'd think he'd get paid a little better for being an expert community relations specialist.
P.S. It looks like they are announcing the release of gnomes!
Everywhere
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Why is that walrus holding a gnome?
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DoRayEgon wrote
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Why is that walrus holding a gnome?
He heard rumors that if you catch a gnome they have to give you their bucket???
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Quote:
you are crispy and delicious.
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Re: Hi Jerry
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Are they really adding gnomes?
Weird. So many better races.
I want minotaur, or a Giant Kin that uses an 8 foot longbow.
Or a Githyanki.
Or to fight a Tarasque.
Or at least a duergar. Or the gnome version of that whatever its called.
Or perhaps best of all, i want to play a Centaur with a zillion movement speed. Or a satyr which they have art for already.
And i want a damn spear. Or throwing javelins. Preferably both.
And an honest to God samurai class.
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Re: Hi Jerry
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Centaur + Ladder Bug = Win
Feynman wrote
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One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before.
IMARANGER wrote
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It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor.
IMARANGER wrote
on Jan 15
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You were right this time, OnePercenter.
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#bringbackreadingcomprehension
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Re: Hi Jerry
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OnePercenter wrote
on Aug 14
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Centaur + Ladder Bug = Win
Fantastic.
Daggertooth wrote
on Apr 14
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I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake.
Frank wrote
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Laugh it up, funny man.
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DoRayEgon wrote
on Aug 14
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Why is that walrus holding a gnome?
dat resemblance !
Mockduck wrote
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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Re: Hi Jerry
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He's just saying that even a fucking gnome is less fucking dumb than him.
Dear players,
The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.
Love,
People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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Re: Hi Jerry
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Can't stop giggling about centaurs + ladder bug.
Pictured above is an aged, kinda dull, yet well-meaning member of an oft-belittled race. And it is holding a gnome.
En taro Tassadar!
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NOTSunnyshadow wrote
on Aug 14
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Can't stop giggling about centaurs + ladder bug.
Pictured above is an aged, kinda dull, yet well-meaning member of an oft-belittled race. And it is holding a gnome.
That would be reason enough for me to login into the game. Play a centaur just to go up ladders.
Or they could change all ladders into ramps. Then ladder bug go poof.
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fuck you Jerry
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Sneaky Shadow Lurker wrote
on Aug 14
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So apparently he was at Walmart. You'd think he'd get paid a little better for being an expert community relations specialist.
http://i.imgur.com/KiczKuB.jpg
P.S. It looks like they are announcing the release of gnomes!
say..... say diabetus.
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Re: Hi Jerry
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harharharhar wrote
on Aug 14
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Are they really adding gnomes?
Weird. So many better races.
I want minotaur, or a Giant Kin that uses an 8 foot longbow.
Or a Githyanki.
Or to fight a Tarasque.
Or at least a duergar. Or the gnome version of that whatever its called.
Or perhaps best of all, i want to play a Centaur with a zillion movement speed. Or a satyr which they have art for already.
And i want a damn spear. Or throwing javelins. Preferably both.
And an honest to God samurai class.
I don't know why so many people have hard ons for gnomes. They're just fucking halfings with a bit more natural magical aptitude. Add Tieflings, that would be far more interesting. Or just change half-elfs from being the most god awful ugly computerized race ever and maybe people would start playing them.
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I wanna be a draaaaaaaaagonnnnnnnn
Daggertooth wrote
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I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake.
Frank wrote
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Laugh it up, funny man.
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Re: Hi Jerry
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Succubus
Dear players,
The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.
Love,
People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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OnePercenter wrote
on Aug 14
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Centaur + Ladder Bug = Win
Love it!
Tho, we have it already. It's called pets, and the way they flubber up/down/up/down non-stop at the harbor banker dude.
I haytz petz.
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ILoveExploits wrote
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Succubus
Win.
(why am I thinking of Sasha now?)
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That pic is Tolaro after she feltch on him and he ate her and thus one of J & Ts new
kids.
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Residue wrote
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Win.
(why am I thinking of Sasha now?)
Sasha... in a Succubus costume.. interesting.
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I know it's cliche, but I want tiefling.
Also Dryad would be cool.
TO fuck with gnomes, and walruses...
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Sasha wrote
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Sasha... in a Succubus costume.. interesting.
No costume please. Maybe just two little horns on her head - rest is just prefect as is.
http://www.australianmuseum.net.au/drop-bear
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DropBear wrote
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No costume please. Maybe just two little horns on her head - rest is just prefect as is.
This.
Dear players,
The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.
Love,
People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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I also vote for succubus.
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