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Re: Hi Jerry
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BAMBIBEER wrote
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That pic is Tolaro after she feltch on him and he ate her and thus one of J & Ts new
kids.
Bambi - since this is one of your more lucid moments, do you actually understand how procreation works?
What you described above would not conventionally lead to procreation, but I'm some of our more learned colleagues here could probably describe a porn move that would deliver results... MtAtP or some such.
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Re: Hi Jerry
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BAMBIBEER wrote
on Aug 14
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That pic is Tolaro after she feltch on him and he ate her and thus one of J & Ts new
kids.
he ate her after she feltched on him...j&t kids rode by on bikes
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Re: Hi Jerry
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deftest wrote
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he ate her after she feltched on him...j&t kids rode by on bikes
I knew one my learned colleagues (
sick bastards
) would figure out a way. Wrongsville no matter how you look at it....
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Re: Hi Jerry
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DropBear wrote
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No costume please. Maybe just two little horns on her head - rest is just prefect as is.
Grin
I think a bit of costume could enhance things nicely - maybe black and red leather spike-heel thigh-high boots, a baldric, and a pair of bracers? Small horns are a must, and maybe slightly elongated canines? Sort of Heavy Metal meets first edition MM1? She'd be ideal for that!
Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Re: Hi Jerry
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Meursault wrote
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I think a bit of costume could enhance things nicely - maybe black and red leather spike-heel thigh-high boots, a baldric, and a pair of bracers? Small horns are a must, and maybe slightly elongated canines? Sort of Heavy Metal meets first edition MM1? She'd be ideal for that!
I defer to your great wisdom and detailed knowledge in this matter. Your visualisation has much merit.
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Re: Hi Jerry
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YES
FUCK OFF
How the heck do I resize images ? Resize tag or width doesn't work.
I am not Chloe O'Brian.
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Re: Hi Jerry
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harharharhar wrote
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Are they really adding gnomes?
Weird. So many better races.
I want minotaur, or a Giant Kin that uses an 8 foot longbow.
Or a Githyanki.
Or to fight a Tarasque.
Or at least a duergar. Or the gnome version of that whatever its called.
Or perhaps best of all, i want to play a Centaur with a zillion movement speed. Or a satyr which they have art for already.
And i want a damn spear. Or throwing javelins. Preferably both.
And an honest to God samurai class.
Because Gnomes were part of the original race set for DnD. Now go back to playing WoW
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DDO died a long time ago, we just all have trouble admitting it.
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Re: Hi Jerry
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HAHAHA!!!
The previous post is awesome!
Someone add a photo of any helf toon there.
Now I want a succubus, too.
En taro Tassadar!
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Everything i quoted goes back to at least ad&d, some of it much further. Some of the races are original monstera manual, and some were in a maroon supplement book about expanded player races for ad&d2e (like giant kin)
What the fuck are you talking about cunt?
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Re: Hi Jerry
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Wipe wrote
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How the heck do I resize images ? Resize tag or width doesn't work.
I am not Chloe O'Brian.
For this one you can use;
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Awesome, thanks !
I would always resize any image in Paint like nub I am.
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Re: Hi Jerry
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Nuckinfutz wrote
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Because Gnomes were part of the original race set for DnD. Now go back to playing WoW
I'm not going to say playing gnomes is gay but in 10 plus years of playing 2nd ed. back in the day, playing with dozens (if not hundreds) of different people with hundreds (if not thousands) of different characters, I can only think of two people who ever rolled a gnome. One player was gay and the other was a girl.
You may not have to be gay to play a gnome but I'm pretty sure having sucked a dick before is a prerequisite.
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Re: Hi Jerry
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Skoodge wrote
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I'm not going to say playing gnomes is gay but in 10 plus years of playing 2nd ed. back in the day, playing with dozens (if not hundreds) of different people with hundreds (if not thousands) of different characters, I can only think of two people who ever rolled a gnome. One player was gay and the other was a girl.
You may not have to be gay to play a gnome but I'm pretty sure having sucked a dick before is a prerequisite.
Personally I prefer Kenders, they have that Fun Element that makes them totally uncontrollable in the hands of players.
Been there done that, got the character sheet somewhere... in a PnP Dragonlance campaign we were two playing Kenders in the group ( 7/8 players )... after two game session, the rest of the party operating motto was : Where are the Kenders ?
If they forgot to ask The Question for more than 5 minutes one of us ( The Kenders ) was off somewhere else ( doing things the others usually didn't like )
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Thri-kreen!
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Re: Hi Jerry
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Do yourself a favor and listen (don't watch) the DDOCast on Swashbucklers, start about an hour in. Count the mistakes.
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