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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4377 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: Hi Jerry Reply #25 - Aug 15^th, 2014 at 12:52am	Print Post
	BAMBIBEER wrote on Aug 14^th, 2014 at 8:52pm: That pic is Tolaro after she feltch on him and he ate her and thus one of J & Ts new kids. Bambi - since this is one of your more lucid moments, do you actually understand how procreation works? What you described above would not conventionally lead to procreation, but I'm some of our more learned colleagues here could probably describe a porn move that would deliver results... MtAtP or some such.

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deftest Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 314 Joined: Jul 13^th, 2011	Re: Hi Jerry Reply #26 - Aug 15^th, 2014 at 1:17am	Print Post
	BAMBIBEER wrote on Aug 14^th, 2014 at 8:52pm: That pic is Tolaro after she feltch on him and he ate her and thus one of J & Ts new kids. he ate her after she feltched on him...j&t kids rode by on bikes
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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4377 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: Hi Jerry Reply #27 - Aug 15^th, 2014 at 1:25am	Print Post
	deftest wrote on Aug 15^th, 2014 at 1:17am: he ate her after she feltched on him...j&t kids rode by on bikes I knew one my learned colleagues (sick bastards) would figure out a way.� Wrongsville no matter how you look at it....
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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Hi Jerry Reply #28 - Aug 15^th, 2014 at 8:34am	Print Post
	DropBear wrote on Aug 14^th, 2014 at 10:05pm: No costume please. Maybe just two little horns on her head - rest is just prefect as is. Grin I think a bit of costume could enhance things nicely - maybe black and red leather spike-heel thigh-high boots, a baldric, and a pair of bracers? Small horns are a must, and maybe slightly elongated canines? Sort of Heavy Metal meets first edition MM1? She'd be ideal for that!

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4377 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: Hi Jerry Reply #29 - Aug 15^th, 2014 at 9:14am	Print Post
	Meursault wrote on Aug 15^th, 2014 at 8:34am: I think a bit of costume could enhance things nicely - maybe black and red leather spike-heel thigh-high boots, a baldric, and a pair of bracers? Small horns are a must, and maybe slightly elongated canines? Sort of Heavy Metal meets first edition MM1? She'd be ideal for that! I defer to your great wisdom and detailed knowledge in this matter. Your visualisation has much merit.

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Wipe VoD Slasher Offline Posts: 1917 Joined: Mar 26^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Hi Jerry Reply #30 - Aug 15^th, 2014 at 10:20am	Print Post
	YES FUCK OFF How the heck do I resize images ? Resize tag or width doesn't work. I am not Chloe O'Brian.


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Nuckinfutz Titan Demolisher Offline The Pig's a tease. Posts: 364 Location: Mom's Basement Joined: Aug 9^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Hi Jerry Reply #31 - Aug 15^th, 2014 at 10:30am	Print Post
	harharharhar wrote on Aug 14^th, 2014 at 12:57pm: Are they really adding gnomes? Weird. So many better races. I want minotaur, or a Giant Kin that uses an 8 foot longbow. Or a Githyanki. Or to fight a Tarasque. Or at least a duergar. Or the gnome version of that whatever its called. Or perhaps best of all, i want to play a Centaur with a zillion movement speed. Or a satyr which they have art for already. And i want a damn spear. Or throwing javelins. Preferably both. And an honest to God samurai class. Because Gnomes were part of the original race set for DnD. Now go back to playing WoW

	Felgor wrote on May 21^st, 2013 at 3:45am: DDO died a long time ago, we just all have trouble admitting it.
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NOTSunnyshadow Out of Order Offline Kobold remember waterworks! Posts: 2193 Joined: Jan 24^th, 2014	Re: Hi Jerry Reply #32 - Aug 15^th, 2014 at 10:31am	Print Post
	HAHAHA!!! The previous post is awesome! Someone add a photo of any helf toon there. Now I want a succubus, too.

	En taro Tassadar!
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harharharhar Epic Poster Offline Girthless Trolllicker Posts: 3421 Joined: Aug 31^st, 2012 Gender:	Re: Hi Jerry Reply #33 - Aug 15^th, 2014 at 10:33am	Print Post
	Everything i quoted goes back to at least ad&d, some of it much further. Some of the races are original monstera manual, and some were in a maroon supplement book about expanded player races for ad&d2e (like giant kin) What the fuck are you talking about cunt?


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Sim-Sala-Bim Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Wha...? Posts: 5356 Joined: Nov 2^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Hi Jerry Reply #34 - Aug 15^th, 2014 at 10:51am	Print Post
	Wipe wrote on Aug 15^th, 2014 at 10:20am: How the heck do I resize images ? Resize tag or width doesn't work. I am not Chloe O'Brian. For this one you can use;


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Wipe VoD Slasher Offline Posts: 1917 Joined: Mar 26^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Hi Jerry Reply #35 - Aug 15^th, 2014 at 11:19am	Print Post
	Awesome, thanks ! I would always resize any image in Paint like nub I am.


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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Hi Jerry Reply #36 - Aug 16^th, 2014 at 4:45am	Print Post
	Nuckinfutz wrote on Aug 15^th, 2014 at 10:30am: Because Gnomes were part of the original race set for DnD. Now go back to playing WoW I'm not going to say playing gnomes is gay but in 10 plus years of playing 2nd ed. back in the day, playing with dozens (if not hundreds) of different people with hundreds (if not thousands) of different characters, I can only think of two people who ever rolled a gnome. One player was gay and the other was a girl. You may not have to be gay to play a gnome but I'm pretty sure having sucked a dick before is a prerequisite.

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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9985 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Hi Jerry Reply #37 - Aug 16^th, 2014 at 10:42am	Print Post
	Skoodge wrote on Aug 16^th, 2014 at 4:45am: I'm not going to say playing gnomes is gay but in 10 plus years of playing 2nd ed. back in the day, playing with dozens (if not hundreds) of different people with hundreds (if not thousands) of different characters, I can only think of two people who ever rolled a gnome.� One player was gay and the other was a girl. You may not have to be gay to play a gnome but I'm pretty sure having sucked a dick before is a prerequisite. Personally I prefer Kenders, they have that Fun Element that makes them totally uncontrollable in the hands of players. Been there done that, got the character sheet somewhere... in a PnP Dragonlance campaign we were two playing Kenders in the group ( 7/8 players )... after two game session, the rest of the party operating motto was : Where are the Kenders ? If they forgot to ask The Question for more than 5 minutes one of us ( The Kenders ) was off somewhere else ( doing things the others usually didn't like )

	Yes my avatar is an Hermine eating a Greenland Lemming for brunch.
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ghostbane Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 82 Location: In your mom Joined: Nov 8^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Hi Jerry Reply #38 - Aug 16^th, 2014 at 1:01pm	Print Post
	Thri-kreen!


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ElBoltonero Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 25 Joined: Jun 10^th, 2014	Re: Hi Jerry Reply #39 - Aug 21^st, 2014 at 11:59am	Print Post
	Do yourself a favor and listen (don't watch) the DDOCast on Swashbucklers, start about an hour in. Count the mistakes.


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