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Because I care Update 23 On lamn
Aug 19th, 2014 at 5:43pm
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Howdy everyone!

We're planning to update Lamannia this coming Thursday, August 21st, then open it to the public!

With this update, we're planning a couple Dev events in order to get some specific feedback.

The first of these events will be held between 4:00 - 7:00 PM Eastern (-4 GMT) on Thursday, August 21st. During this time, several devs will be online to gather and teleport groups into the new U23 Raid!

The second event will be less structured. It will be held throughout the work day for us on Friday (somewhere between 10:00 AM and 6:00 PM Eastern, -4 GMT) and will consist of developers creating LFMs for the new raid, then transporting groups into the raid once the LFM is full.

Release notes and Known issues will be made available on Thursday as well.

See you there!
  
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Reply #1 - Aug 19th, 2014 at 5:50pm
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I'm not testing your piece of shit game for you Turdbine. Pay someone to do it. But i will gladly accept any exploits you implement.
  

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Reply #2 - Aug 19th, 2014 at 5:53pm
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1st look at new Abbot/Vol? Oh yeah
  
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Reply #3 - Aug 19th, 2014 at 5:57pm
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Sweet.

I was running out of exploit material.
  
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Reply #4 - Aug 19th, 2014 at 6:05pm
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Shit, u23 in a month, I was hoping it will be at least month and a half.
  
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Reply #5 - Aug 19th, 2014 at 6:08pm
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ILoveExploits wrote on Aug 19th, 2014 at 5:50pm:
I'm not testing your piece of shit game for you Turdbine. Pay someone to do it. But i will gladly accept any exploits you implement.


This.  Not worth the wasted time to download it when they ignore everyone's feedback anyways.
  

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Reply #6 - Aug 19th, 2014 at 6:09pm
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I tried to get on lamm once, piece of shit showed some error when patching and I gave up.
Not worth the time.
  
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Reply #7 - Aug 19th, 2014 at 6:13pm
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The only reason to log in that shit server is ti find out new Features but i'm too lazy to do it.
  

Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #8 - Aug 19th, 2014 at 6:24pm
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Nah, you are too stupid.
  
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Reply #9 - Aug 19th, 2014 at 6:39pm
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Viktor Vaughn wrote on Aug 19th, 2014 at 6:09pm:
I tried to get on lamm once, piece of shit showed some error when patching and I gave up.
Not worth the time.

Viktor Vaughn wrote on Aug 19th, 2014 at 6:24pm:
Nah, you are too stupid.


Replying to yourself Ivan?
  
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Reply #10 - Aug 19th, 2014 at 7:04pm
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Only if you are stupid.
  
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Reply #11 - Aug 19th, 2014 at 7:06pm
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Interesting.  Cause even if you were obviously (thus depriving us of the joke) replying to exploits.  At least he figured out how to log in and doesn't see the reason to.

You did not even get that far.
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Reply #12 - Aug 19th, 2014 at 7:10pm
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Exactly, he was stupid enough to even log in, I wasnt. Cheesy
  
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Reply #13 - Aug 19th, 2014 at 7:16pm
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Viktor Vaughn wrote on Aug 19th, 2014 at 7:10pm:
Exactly, he was stupid enough to even log in, I wasnt. Cheesy


Well yes.  You will forever be known as the dumbass that couldn't get a download to work.
  
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Reply #14 - Aug 19th, 2014 at 7:29pm
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Shadehater wrote on Aug 19th, 2014 at 6:39pm:
Replying to yourself Ivan?

Well everyone else just calls him stupid all the time. Only way he can have a conversation here.
  

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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #15 - Aug 19th, 2014 at 7:35pm
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I never tried that shit, i was busy trying to beat Ivan ID speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed recorddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsssssssssssss.

Nah, Ivan is still gay and retarded.
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Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #16 - Aug 19th, 2014 at 10:22pm
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fuck you. you have plenty of people to test your crap. you know what you guys have been doing hasnt been working for shit. my guess it's because you dont listen about bug and stuff. fuck you test the game yourself because we all know you interns at tirdbine wont listen when we say something broken. you fucktards
  
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Reply #17 - Aug 20th, 2014 at 8:04am
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ILoveExploits wrote on Aug 19th, 2014 at 7:35pm:
gay and retarded.

Time to update your insults, don't you think?

"gay" and "retarded" are so old.
  
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Reply #18 - Aug 20th, 2014 at 8:35am
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Illetirated wrote on Aug 20th, 2014 at 8:04am:
Time to update your insults, don't you think?

"gay" and "retarded" are so old.


But 'mentally and heterosexually challenged' just doesn't have the same punch.
  

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Reply #19 - Aug 20th, 2014 at 8:42am
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toaf wrote on Aug 19th, 2014 at 10:22pm:
fuck you. you have plenty of people to test your crap. you know what you guys have been doing hasnt been working for shit. my guess it's because you dont listen about bug and stuff. fuck you test the game yourself because we all know you interns at tirdbine wont listen when we say something broken. you fucktards

Former mournlander spotted.
  
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Reply #20 - Aug 20th, 2014 at 9:52am
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Sasha wrote on Aug 19th, 2014 at 5:57pm:
Sweet.

I was running out of sexploit material.



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Reply #21 - Aug 20th, 2014 at 9:53am
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Viktor Vaughn wrote on Aug 19th, 2014 at 6:24pm:
Nah, you are too stupid.


This!
  

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Reply #22 - Aug 20th, 2014 at 10:08am
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Sitting here waiting for a response from a GM that probably won't come until an hour after I give up and quit the game.  Why am I waiting?  Because another quest bugged out and won't let me continue and/or finish the quest.  Seems to happen at least every week or two.  As long as the GM has taken, I might as well have just exited out and started the quest over.  But, while waiting, I've had plenty of time to think of this post and decided to take a moment to pop back in and once again tell you, go fuck yourself.

Seriously, go fuck yourself for even asking people to test your damn game that should never have been allowed to be this flawed.

Once more.  Go.  Fuck.  Yourself.
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Reply #23 - Aug 20th, 2014 at 10:37am
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What quest?
I bet it is in shadowfail.
  
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Reply #24 - Aug 20th, 2014 at 11:24am
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Illetirated wrote on Aug 20th, 2014 at 8:04am:
Time to update your insults, don't you think?

"gay" and "retarded" are so old.


He's gay and retarded but you are gay and fucktard.

Good now?
  

Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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