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He will prove Ollie (and others) are lying about the shard exploit. 12 (6.5%) He will be banned from the Vault for spamming, and generally being retarded. 12 (6.5%) He will be given a new title to reflect how Gay and Retarded he truly is. 35 (18.9%) He is sooooo fucked. 10 (5.4%) It will be revealed that he is Strake's sock puppet account. 6 (3.2%) Bacon. 14 (7.6%) Boobs. 34 (18.4%) Booty (not necessarily the pirate kind.) 16 (8.6%) Turbine. 4 (2.2%) Donuts. 42 (22.7%) Total votes: 185 « Created by: no. on: Aug 26^th, 2014 at 9:40am »

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no. DQ Assaulter Offline Just no. Posts: 454 Joined: Oct 10^th, 2013	What will happen to Barcelot? Aug 26^th, 2014 at 9:40am	Print Post
	I'm sure I'm not the only one sick of seeing his spam about... I'm not even sure he knows anymore. I stopped reading anything with his name attached.


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Sim-Sala-Bim Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Wha...? Posts: 5356 Joined: Nov 2^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #1 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 9:53am	Print Post
	He may get a new title. But I chose donuts of course. Can't help it.


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Tinstar Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 61 Joined: Jul 16^th, 2014	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #2 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 9:59am	Print Post
	He will continue to cry in the corner like a bitch.


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GrizzlyBear Korthos Resident Offline duh?! Posts: 43 Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #3 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 10:08am	Print Post
	Why would you separate bacon, boobies and donuts? Not fair Sir! �


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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #4 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 10:14am	Print Post
	Booty, bacon, boobies and donuts. In this order.

	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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NOTSunnyshadow Out of Order Offline Kobold remember waterworks! Posts: 2193 Joined: Jan 24^th, 2014	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #5 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 10:16am	Print Post
	Just call him G&R? It could stand for a lot of things. Gay and Retarded. Great and Respected. Girls and Rubbers. Green and Red.

	En taro Tassadar!
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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #6 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 11:15am	Print Post
	Boobs AND Donuts? Done. No reason to include the other options.

	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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Ohfaq Titan Demolisher Offline Nubz morghulis Posts: 335 Joined: Apr 28^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #7 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 12:10pm	Print Post
	ILoveExploits wrote on Aug 26^th, 2014 at 10:14am: Booty, bacon, boobies and donuts. In this order. amen brother!


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GrizzlyBear Korthos Resident Offline duh?! Posts: 43 Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #8 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 12:15pm	Print Post
	OldCoaly wrote on Aug 26^th, 2014 at 11:15am: Boobs AND Donuts? Done. No reason to include the other options. Bacon!


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DDOcrackhead Stormreaver Piker Offline Worlds: Khyber, Wayfinder Posts: 523 Joined: Aug 29^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #9 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 12:20pm	Print Post
	One may not like his posting behaviour, but matter of fact is he's correct. Actually, his antagonists piss me off with their spam to an even higher degree.
	« Last Edit: Aug 26^th, 2014 at 12:21pm by DDOcrackhead »
	*TWF-Kalashtar, 1-st hand: Nerf-hammer, 2-nd hand: Troll-hammer. Intimidate 500. Bluff 600*
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Fire Foot Ex Member	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #10 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 12:30pm	Print Post
	DDOcrackhead wrote on Aug 26^th, 2014 at 12:20pm: One may not like his posting behaviour, but matter of fact is he's correct. Actually, his antagonists piss me off with their spam to an even higher degree. Yes he is a seriously heavyhanded jerk, but if they actually had a working exploit they would have crushed him by now!!!!! all their ganging up on him illustrates how they have been backed into a corner they spam as much as he does, but they could end it easily if they had actually had that exploit ha hahahahaha On the non-lurker thread Barkingmad actually offered to apologize publicly and grove (his words) and chone if their rumored exploit could pass a independent test!!!!! Half of their spam whining is just being mad that they can't produce it and get rid of him.


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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9987 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #11 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 12:31pm	Print Post
	Bacon, Boobs and Donuts... I'm just missing Beer and Cheese...

	Yes my avatar is an Hermine eating a Greenland Lemming for brunch.
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Vendui Releaser Of Exploits Offline Dare to tempt your fates? Everything has a price. Posts: 2492 Location: Central WI Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #12 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 12:54pm	Print Post
	Quote: Half of their spam whining is just being mad that they can't produce it and get rid of him. Yes, we are spam whining. That or we dont feel the impartial judges he chooses are as impartial as they appear. Then again, i have no issues with Drop, who will be performing a test later this week. When i have more time that is to go to his server and assist him.


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eighnuss Epic Poster Offline ด้้้้้ ͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩ ͩͩͩͩͩͩ Posts: 3510 Location: ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็ ͩͩͩͩͩͩͩ Joined: Jan 30^th, 2013	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #13 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 12:58pm	Print Post
	the coalition of ddocrackhead, barcelot, and firefoot. the only one missing is bambibeer. that itself speaks volumes for the validity of your opinions. all the current, dumbest, non contributors on the vault unified in stupidity while every other member of the vault is shitting on them and their beliefs. the fagtastic four

	ͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩDISCLAIMER: This post is provided �as is� for informational purposes only. The Department of Vault Security (DVS) does not provide any warranties of any kind regarding any information contained within. DVS does not endorse any commercial product or service referenced in this post or otherwise.
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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #14 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 1:04pm	Print Post
	eighnuss wrote on Aug 26^th, 2014 at 12:58pm: the coalition of ddocrackhead, barcelot, and firefoot. the only one missing is bambibeer. that itself speaks volumes for the validity of your opinions. all the current, dumbest, non contributors on the vault unified in stupidity while every other member of the vault is shitting on them and their beliefs. the fagtastic four +1... Oh shit, wrong forum.

	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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Fire Foot Ex Member	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #15 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 1:11pm	Print Post
	eighnuss wrote on Aug 26^th, 2014 at 12:58pm: the coalition of ddocrackhead, barcelot, and firefoot. the only one missing is bambibeer. that itself speaks volumes for the validity of your opinions. all the current, dumbest, non contributors on the vault unified in stupidity while every other member of the vault is shitting on them and their beliefs. the fagtastic four Actually as many know, I am a freeeee agent, a equal opportunity provocateur� But for the joke lets go with your premise, because I certainly agree that Barkingmad has you boys by the short-and-curlies until you get that fantasy tested by someone people trust, like the one he suggested Dropbear.� But back to your joke!!!! Yes they are a funny group! allmost as impressive as the team of Ollie, Eighnuss, and Rubbins!!! who combined become: *The League of Extenuating Circumstances Creating Gentlemen!!!!!* � Coming soon to a theater near you! watch the Gentlemen make extraordinary claims and fail to back them up!!! listen spell bound while they tell everyone their amazing stories are true!! because "a guy" they know saw it happen!!! Marvel at their relentless avoidance of independent input!!! RATED R for rubbish
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DDOcrackhead Stormreaver Piker Offline Worlds: Khyber, Wayfinder Posts: 523 Joined: Aug 29^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #16 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 1:15pm	Print Post
	Quote: Actually as many know, I am a freeeee agent, a equal opportunity provocateur� But for the joke lets go with your premise, because I certainly agree that Barkingmad has you boys by the short-and-curlies until you get that fantasy tested by someone people trust, like the one he suggested Dropbear.� But back to your joke!!!! Yes they are a funny group! allmost as impressive as the team of Ollie, Eighnuss, and Rubbins!!! who combined become: *The League of Extenuating Circumstances Creating Gentlemen!!!!!* � Coming soon to a theater near you! watch the Gentlemen make extraordinary claims and fail to back them up!!! listen spell bound while they tell everyone their amazing stories are true!! because "a guy" they know saw it happen!!! Marvel at their relentless avoidance of independent input!!! RATED R for rubbish I like this idea, dear Sir! I chose to be Sean Connery!

	*TWF-Kalashtar, 1-st hand: Nerf-hammer, 2-nd hand: Troll-hammer. Intimidate 500. Bluff 600*
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DDOcrackhead Stormreaver Piker Offline Worlds: Khyber, Wayfinder Posts: 523 Joined: Aug 29^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #17 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 1:18pm	Print Post
	Just FYI, those other fuckers planted a virus in one of the pictures in the "HOW SCARED"-thread, in case you don't have antivirus. I'd say one of those fucker's heads is due now.

	*TWF-Kalashtar, 1-st hand: Nerf-hammer, 2-nd hand: Troll-hammer. Intimidate 500. Bluff 600*
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eighnuss Epic Poster Offline ด้้้้้ ͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩ ͩͩͩͩͩͩ Posts: 3510 Location: ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็ ͩͩͩͩͩͩͩ Joined: Jan 30^th, 2013	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #18 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 1:26pm	Print Post
	DDOcrackhead wrote on Aug 26^th, 2014 at 1:18pm: Just FYI, those other fuckers planted a virus in one of the pictures in the "HOW SCARED"-thread, in case you don't have antivirus. I'd say one of those fucker's heads is due now. quoted in case he realizes how retarded he was and edits his post Quote: Barkingmad has you boys by the short-and-curlies until you get that fantasy tested by someone people trust, like the one he suggested Dropbear.� firefoot, please explain how people knowing something that other people dont are phased at all by whether or not barcelot believes it. "i own a 2013 mercedes 550sl, but since i didnt prove it to someone on the internet through a third party, my life sucks" i like your logic, let me try i dont believe you have a brain unless you can prove it through a third party of my choosing. and i choose michael jackson.
	« Last Edit: Aug 26^th, 2014 at 1:32pm by eighnuss »
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NOTSunnyshadow Out of Order Offline Kobold remember waterworks! Posts: 2193 Joined: Jan 24^th, 2014	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #19 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 1:26pm	Print Post
	DDOcrackhead wrote on Aug 26^th, 2014 at 12:20pm: One may not like his posting behaviour, but matter of fact is he's correct. Actually, his antagonists piss me off with their spam to an even higher degree. So... when the shard feature has been verified, what now? You go back to whining why no one shared with you? The main reason why exploits are not shared too openly is because YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Sorry, got carried away - it's quite rare that I get to use that line. This is like the vaccinations-are-bad argument. You can claim that vaccines are made from viruses, with components from embalming fluid and aluminium, and then claim that those components cannot be good for the body. However, a knowledgeable person CAN make those good for the body. In fagnastic speech - you can't play with fire if you can't handle the burn. Don't join a soggy biscuit game if you can't sog the biscuit. No glove no love. Biggie size your meal and you biggie size your calories. Charge at the eladrin in Running with the Devils in vampire form and you get LAAAAAZORED!!!!!1!11! Prepare to go pee soon after chugging 2 litres of beer.

	En taro Tassadar!
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FuckThisShit Abbot Raider Offline Posts: 787 Joined: Jun 18^th, 2014	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #20 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 1:27pm	Print Post
	Vendui wrote on Aug 26^th, 2014 at 12:54pm: Yes, we are spam whining. That or we dont feel the impartial judges he chooses are as impartial as they appear. Then again, i have no issues with Drop, who will be performing a test later this week. When i have more time that is to go to his server and assist him. there, they have both accepted to share/test respectively can we get a break on this BS and go back to working on shit that matters?


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NOTSunnyshadow Out of Order Offline Kobold remember waterworks! Posts: 2193 Joined: Jan 24^th, 2014	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #21 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 1:30pm	Print Post
	FuckThisShit wrote on Aug 26^th, 2014 at 1:27pm: there, they have both accepted to share/test respectively can we get a break on this BS and go back to working on shit that matters? Yes. Because testing exploits for an internet board full of people who allegedly hates the game and doesn't play it anymore rates so high on the must-do list. I can't wait to go home and troll Stoddard.

	En taro Tassadar!
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FuckThisShit Abbot Raider Offline Posts: 787 Joined: Jun 18^th, 2014	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #22 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 1:55pm	Print Post
	NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Aug 26^th, 2014 at 1:30pm: Yes. Because testing exploits for an internet board full of people who allegedly hates the game and doesn't play it anymore rates so high on the must-do list. I can't wait to go home and troll Stoddard. ouch, someone pass me the burn cream pls


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Ohfaq Titan Demolisher Offline Nubz morghulis Posts: 335 Joined: Apr 28^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #23 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 2:23pm	Print Post
	Vendui wrote on Aug 26^th, 2014 at 12:54pm: Yes, we are spam whining. That or we dont feel the impartial judges he chooses are as impartial as they appear. Then again, i have no issues with Drop, who will be performing a test later this week. When i have more time that is to go to his server and assist him. now that lama is down, make sure to pass him a 5k tp code first (FTS, again ouch)
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Shadehater Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Smite Stupid! Posts: 2174 Joined: May 6^th, 2012	Re: What will happen to Barcelot? Reply #24 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 2:25pm	Print Post
	DDOcrackhead wrote on Aug 26^th, 2014 at 12:20pm: One may not like his posting behaviour, but matter of fact is he's correct. Actually, his antagonists piss me off with their spam to an even higher degree. Awwww wittel baby sad he hasn't got attention cause of mean ol' Barce talking it all away? Its ok. Im sure you will say something fucking retarded soon enough. Like the above.


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