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OnePercenter wrote on Aug 28^th, 2014 at 1:04am:

Before I can focus on the ignorance that abounds in Lord OnePercenter's fusillades, I must qualify OnePercenter's character, his sources, and even his personal frame of mind towards me. First things first: If we look beyond OnePercenter's delusions of grandeur, we see that his opinion is that people prefer “cultural integrity” and “multicultural sensitivity” to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life. Of course, opinions are like sphincters: we all have them. So let me tell you my opinion. My opinion is that you may make the comment, “What does this have to do with caustic maggots?” Well, once you begin to see the light you'll realize that my position is that OnePercenter's arguments are full of hair-splitting, lawyer-like quibbling and references to obscure authorities. He, in contrast, argues that lousy provincials make the best scoutmasters and schoolteachers. This disagreement merely scratches the surface of the ideological chasm festering between me and OnePercenter. The only rational way to bridge this chasm is for him to admit that if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which he may dominate or intimidate others in the immediate years ahead, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that OnePercenter's policy of diminishing society's inducements to good behavior must not go unchallenged. To leave it unchallenged is to condone OnePercenter's grandiose plans for world hegemony, plans in which no one is free to say that one of the bewildering paradoxes of our time is the extent to which OnePercenter is willing to impose a one-size-fits-all model on how society should function, especially given that he himself would be affected by such actions. Okay, I've written enough for one letter, so let me just finish by saying that Lord OnePercenter's practices are nothing short of yellow-bellied.

{edit} i blame eighnuss xD

OnePercenter wrote on Aug 28^th, 2014 at 1:18am:

Glad you liked it. With time, everyone will receive a special paragraph, just for them