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Looking for videos of Yobai tonguing Thrudh's anus    
  3 (4.1%)
They heard we have links to Tolero's Fappening selfies    
  4 (5.5%)
Chai doesn't post here    
  10 (13.7%)
Even fanbois hate Cordo    
  6 (8.2%)
They heard that a Vaultie is buying DDO from Turbine    
  1 (1.4%)
It is part of their 12 step program    
  2 (2.7%)
We use naughty words    
  5 (6.8%)
They think the exploit instructions in the public section actually work    
  7 (9.6%)
Even fanbois realize the Vault is the only place to learn how DDO really works    
  18 (24.7%)
Boobies and Booty!    
  17 (23.3%)




Total votes: 73
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Why do fanbois read the Vault?
Sep 8th, 2014 at 4:22pm
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It was tempting to allow multiple choices (because they are likely all true), but what fun would that be?

Sorry fanboi lurkers, but guests are not allowed to vote. Come on, you know that you want to register anyway!

Ollie has promised to buy an ice cream cone for the first jail bait young lady who votes in the poll! Honest!
  

Family, Country, and the US stock market. Although, in a pinch, any convertible currency or liquid asset will do.

Yobai wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 6:15pm:
I would rather give Thrudh a rim job.


Bigjunk wrote on Nov 2nd, 2014 at 12:21pm:
That is some masterful trolling.


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Donuts!
  
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Dark wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 4:25pm:
Donuts!


"Boobies and Booty" are the new Donuts.
  

Family, Country, and the US stock market. Although, in a pinch, any convertible currency or liquid asset will do.

Yobai wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 6:15pm:
I would rather give Thrudh a rim job.


Bigjunk wrote on Nov 2nd, 2014 at 12:21pm:
That is some masterful trolling.


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Re: Why do fanbois read the Vault?
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GermanicusMaximus wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 4:27pm:
"Boobies and Booty" are the new Donuts.


Try dunking those in your coffee in public and see what happens.
  

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Skoodge wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 4:33pm:
Try dunking those in your coffee in public and see what happens.


More realistic sounds while motorboating..?!
  
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GermanicusMaximus wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 4:27pm:
"Boobies and Booty" are the new Donuts.


No.

Also to answer your OP question...why DO you post here?
  
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Re: Why do fanbois read the Vault?
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GermanicusMaximus wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 4:27pm:
"Boobies and Booty" are the new Donuts.


No.
  

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GermanicusMaximus wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 4:27pm:
"Boobies and Booty" are the new Donuts.


EAD then go DIAF.
  

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Munkenmo wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:42pm:
No.


Shadehater wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:16pm:
No.


Yes

Shadehater wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:16pm:
Also to answer your OP question...why DO you post here?


Your answer is not a supported option.

Polls are easy because they provide a list of possible answers, eliminating the need for you to think for yourself. Based upon what you have shown during your time here, you would do well to allow other people to think for you whenever the opportunity presents itself.  Cool
  

Family, Country, and the US stock market. Although, in a pinch, any convertible currency or liquid asset will do.

Yobai wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 6:15pm:
I would rather give Thrudh a rim job.


Bigjunk wrote on Nov 2nd, 2014 at 12:21pm:
That is some masterful trolling.


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NOTdarth wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 6:20pm:
EAD then go DIAF.


You should go troll a fanboi on the Turbine forums.

The fact that you are incapable of doing anything other than puking up some prepackaged response that you copied from someone else speaks to who you are. I do appreciate people like you, however. After all, someone does need to pump out my septic system when the need arises.
  

Family, Country, and the US stock market. Although, in a pinch, any convertible currency or liquid asset will do.

Yobai wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 6:15pm:
I would rather give Thrudh a rim job.


Bigjunk wrote on Nov 2nd, 2014 at 12:21pm:
That is some masterful trolling.


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boring
  

Bored Byond Belief
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GermanicusMaximus wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 6:35pm:
You should go troll a fanboi on the Turbine forums.


You should go play in heavy traffic.

Tell you what, I'll trade you. I'll go troll a fanboi on shithole forums and you go play in heavy traffic.
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Ass kissing fanbois come here peep at what people really say when their butt buddy Cordo isn't there to protect them from the harsh realities of an unfiltered forum.

Licking Cordo's fat, hairy, un-wiped ass must get exhausting even for the fuckwit shills that eat up all the shit Turbine feeds them and swear that it's the best thing they've ever had.

Pardon my French.
  
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Gotta be bewbies.
  
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Saw a gif of a sexy anime character, wanted to ask dude when i see him post again if he got link.

Sadly he is still mia

ye im turned on from animated girls more then real ones in last couple years of mah life--- people have weird reasons to join vault Wink
  
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Donuts!
  
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All of the above
  
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GermanicusMaximus wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 4:22pm:
It was tempting to allow multiple choices (because they are likely all true), but what fun would that be?

Sorry fanboi lurkers, but guests are not allowed to vote. Come on, you know that you want to register anyway!

Ollie has promised to buy an ice cream cone for the first jail bait young lady who votes in the poll! Honest!


Define fanboi
  
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Boobies and Booty is not enough...

It's missing Donuts.
  

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Flav wrote on Sep 9th, 2014 at 3:26am:
Boobies and Booty is not enough...

It's missing Donuts.


I think we need all three!
  

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GermanicusMaximus wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 6:30pm:
Yes


Your answer is not a supported option.

Polls are easy because they provide a list of possible answers, eliminating the need for you to think for yourself. Based upon what you have shown during your time here, you would do well to allow other people to think for you whenever the opportunity presents itself.  Cool



Aww thats cute.  Keep trying champ.
  
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Reply #22 - Sep 9th, 2014 at 9:30am
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No "because they are gay and retarded" option?

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Reply #23 - Sep 12th, 2014 at 10:23am
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All of them + donuts

Not a fanboi but like DDO atm.

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Define fanboi. Compare yourself to Trudh on official forum, I'd say;)
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