GermanicusMaximus wrote on Oct 11^th, 2014 at 5:51pm:

Poor maxxy. You come to a forum to tell people how they have settled while your untamed heart runs wild in the night. No doubt too busy to post, living like a rockstar and all, unless you are ridiculed by random strangers on the Vault. Unfulfilled and empty. Such a bore to be around. It's why your wife cheats on you. That and your small cock and inability to keep it up for more than 120 seconds. Maybe your young kids can still be fooled into worshiping your projected image. But that also wont last long as they age and the wife's rantings start to make more sense to them than you. I'm here for you, bud. Every weekend you can spare the time from your seemingly frantic and satisfying life to enlighten us readers. I will be here waiting to talk to you. Not like your frat friends that you had to buy to be friends with. Or your employees forced into socializing with their boss. Or the women you bribe to have sex with that take pity on such a sexually inept male specimen. Ruby is here for you. 100% real. I take nothing from this altruistic act of kindness. Only save for the gratitude of helping one fellow in need.