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Werebadger Dragon Raider Offline Jazz hands! Posts: 279 Joined: Nov 17^th, 2013 Gender:	Report Happy Fuckwads? Oct 11^th, 2014 at 8:56am	Print Post
	How closely does this Jerry idiot actually read the forums? It can't be very, because not many things we complain about get addressed, nor do many of our questions ever get answered. I'm just wondering because I got a warning for a joke I made, that might have been a little risqu� but was in no way derogatory or pejorative, and I got a warning from Cordo. Are there really assholes there who just sit around looking for things to pounce and report on? Or is Cordo just that much of a tight-ass? And no, I'm not gonna talk about what I was warned for, you're all internet strangers and half of you are Turdbine spies, so fuck off and don't ask.


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Angry Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 1699 Joined: Feb 13^th, 2014	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #1 - Oct 11^th, 2014 at 9:33am	Print Post
	My guess is he skimms the threads and if he notices ppl arguing, he reads the comments a bit closer. And then we have the whiny little bitches who report ppl for anything and everything.
	« Last Edit: Oct 11^th, 2014 at 9:34am by Angry »

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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #2 - Oct 11^th, 2014 at 9:56am	Print Post
	Angry wrote on Oct 11^th, 2014 at 9:33am: My guess is he skimms the threads and if he notices ppl arguing, he reads the comments a bit closer. And then we have the whiny little bitches who report ppl for anything and everything. I suspect he has neither the clout nor the interest in reporting things. They wouldn't listen to what he witnesses on the boards and being a errand boy doesn't fulfill his god complex.

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Hiding Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1298 Joined: Feb 5^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #3 - Oct 11^th, 2014 at 10:34am	Print Post
	So what were you reported for? Ah, Cordo probably has no power whatsoever, probably doesn't care about the whining and complaints except to scour them for any mention of exploits, the vault or the word "troll." Oh, and he checks his daily messages from whoever those people are who can't handle the big, bad Internet.


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Slug Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1061 Joined: Feb 19^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #4 - Oct 11^th, 2014 at 10:53am	Print Post
	Werebadger wrote on Oct 11^th, 2014 at 8:56am: How closely does this Jerry idiot actually read the forums?� It can't be very, because not many things we complain about get addressed, nor do many of our questions ever get answered. I'm just wondering because I got a warning for a joke I made, that might have been a little risqu� but was in no way derogatory or pejorative, and I got a warning from Cordo. Are there really assholes there who just sit around looking for things to pounce and report on?� Or is Cordo just that much of a tight-ass?� And no, I'm not gonna talk about what I was warned for, you're all internet strangers and half of you are Turdbine spies, so fuck off and don't ask. Hi Welcome


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Dr_tank2vich Puppy Farmer Offline I Love Darma! Posts: 1427 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado Joined: Aug 16^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #5 - Oct 11^th, 2014 at 11:02am	Print Post
	Werebadger wrote on Oct 11^th, 2014 at 8:56am: How closely does this Jerry idiot actually read the forums?� It can't be very, because not many things we complain about get addressed, nor do many of our questions ever get answered. I'm just wondering because I got a warning for a joke I made, that might have been a little risqu� but was in no way derogatory or pejorative, and I got a warning from Cordo. Are there really assholes there who just sit around looking for things to pounce and report on?� Or is Cordo just that much of a tight-ass?� And no, I'm not gonna talk about what I was warned for, you're all internet strangers and half of you are Turdbine spies, so fuck off and don't ask. This is why the vault exists. Sharing exploits is only a side effect.

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The Manager Korthos Resident Offline I love tasty ass crakers! Posts: 91 Location: Head Office Joined: Nov 17^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #6 - Oct 11^th, 2014 at 11:05am	Print Post
	Werebadger wrote on Oct 11^th, 2014 at 8:56am: ... you're all internet strangers and half of you are Turdbine spies ...


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Nuckinfutz Titan Demolisher Offline The Pig's a tease. Posts: 364 Location: Mom's Basement Joined: Aug 9^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #7 - Oct 11^th, 2014 at 11:14am	Print Post
	Werebadger wrote on Oct 11^th, 2014 at 8:56am: Im Whining because Cordo is a tightass FTFY
	« Last Edit: Oct 11^th, 2014 at 11:14am by Nuckinfutz »
	Felgor wrote on May 21^st, 2013 at 3:45am: DDO died a long time ago, we just all have trouble admitting it.
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GermanicusMaximus Dragon Raider Offline Thou shalt have no other trolls before me. Posts: 294 Joined: Feb 19^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #8 - Oct 11^th, 2014 at 11:58am	Print Post
	Werebadger wrote on Oct 11^th, 2014 at 8:56am: Are there really assholes there who just sit around looking for things to pounce and report on? Yes. Chai for sure, but he is far from the only one. My guess is that most people get banned from the Turbine forums because Cordo gets tired of looking at a large number of reports on any given individual, and simply caves to all the whining and decides to infract that person until they are automatically banned by the system. Having to read too many reports cuts into Cordo's donut time. The few remaining posters on the Turbine forums are mostly delusional fucks who believe that they are defending the honor of DDO, whatever the hell that is. Anyone who dares disagree with them is some dirty hater who simply needs to be banned. Werebadger wrote on Oct 11^th, 2014 at 8:56am: Or is Cordo just that much of a tight-ass?� Why do you care whether or not Cordo is a virgin?

	Family, Country, and the US stock market. Although, in a pinch, any convertible currency or liquid asset will do. Yobai wrote on Jun 18^th, 2014 at 6:15pm: I would rather give Thrudh a rim job. Bigjunk wrote on Nov 2^nd, 2014 at 12:21pm: That is some masterful trolling.
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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9985 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #9 - Oct 11^th, 2014 at 12:33pm	Print Post
	Werebadger wrote on Oct 11^th, 2014 at 8:56am: How closely does this Jerry idiot actually read the forums?� It can't be very, because not many things we complain about get addressed, nor do many of our questions ever get answered. I'm just wondering because I got a warning for a joke I made, that might have been a little risqu� but was in no way derogatory or pejorative, and I got a warning from Cordo. Are there really assholes there who just sit around looking for things to pounce and report on?� Or is Cordo just that much of a tight-ass?� And no, I'm not gonna talk about what I was warned for, you're all internet strangers and half of you are Turdbine spies, so fuck off and don't ask. It's the Monkey and Sloppy Work Concept. He will check all the threads that generates reports... and he will infract any posts that gets reported... Add to that the fact that he has some prefered targets. If you are not in his prefered target list, and you're sneaky enough to posts things in such a way that it doesn't offend any of the Forum Whiners you'll stay under his radar, and you will get away with things that will get others Infracted... For more details and explanations make a search in The Vault for Monkey and Sloppy work.

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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #10 - Oct 11^th, 2014 at 4:26pm	Print Post
	Werebadger wrote on Oct 11^th, 2014 at 8:56am: Are there really assholes there who just sit around looking for things to pounce and report on?� How do you think we got G-Douchicus and Teh_Douche banned from the mother boards? been trying to get Chai forever... he's DDO Forum's white whale. but he's invulnerable. probably b/c he helped invent D&D.

	Revaulting wrote on Jul 7^th, 2015 at 8:16pm: Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #11 - Oct 11^th, 2014 at 4:43pm	Print Post
	GermanicusMaximus wrote on Oct 11^th, 2014 at 11:58am: My guess is that most people get banned from the Turbine forums because Cordo gets tired of looking at a large number of reports on any given individual, and simply caves to all the whining and decides to infract that person until they are automatically banned by the system. This is the truth. He doesnt really scour the forums policing messages. He looks at reports on posts. The reports pop up in his inbox with a link to the thread and post. Depending on who reported it and how many have done so, he will decide if it really is a violation of community guidelines- which is basically anything he wants to construe as such. There isnt any consistency to his methods proven by the infractions and bans detailed on this forum and contrasted to what long time turbine ass burrowers post on a daily basis that fall under the category of baiting/provoking. This forum is disappoint. I always expected more of the users here to incite the targets we link to and to report the turbine testicle jockeys for anything and everything. But, youre all a bunch of bickering old ladies in retirement homes that have skipped your daily meds. Soft. Weak. Defeated.

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #12 - Oct 11^th, 2014 at 4:48pm	Print Post
	Rubbinns wrote on Oct 11^th, 2014 at 4:43pm: This forum is disappoint. I always expected more of the users here to incite the targets we link to and to report the turbine testicle jockeys for anything and everything. But, youre all a bunch of bickering old ladies in retirement homes that have skipped your daily meds. Soft. Weak. Defeated. most of the fucknobs I wanted to help ban have been banned have been banned - e.g. G-Douche - or received vacations but some are bulletproof.� bullet fucking proof.
	« Last Edit: Oct 11^th, 2014 at 5:15pm by Yobai »
	Revaulting wrote on Jul 7^th, 2015 at 8:16pm: Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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goldgolem Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 193 Joined: Feb 11^th, 2014	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #13 - Oct 11^th, 2014 at 6:07pm	Print Post
	I do hear that some guilds are bullet proof and wont be touched


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Nuckinfutz Titan Demolisher Offline The Pig's a tease. Posts: 364 Location: Mom's Basement Joined: Aug 9^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #14 - Oct 11^th, 2014 at 6:59pm	Print Post
	goldgolem wrote on Oct 11^th, 2014 at 6:07pm: I do hear that some guilds are bullet proof and wont be touched Im hearing that as well

	Felgor wrote on May 21^st, 2013 at 3:45am: DDO died a long time ago, we just all have trouble admitting it.
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Hiding Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1298 Joined: Feb 5^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #15 - Oct 11^th, 2014 at 10:17pm	Print Post
	Yobai wrote on Oct 11^th, 2014 at 4:26pm: been trying to get Chai forever... he's DDO Forum's white whale.� but he's invulnerable.� probably b/c he helped invent D&D. Are you serious? Which one is he?


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5 Foot Step Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Hate Idiots! Posts: 11119 Location: USA Joined: Mar 8^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #16 - Oct 12^th, 2014 at 3:38am	Print Post
	Werebadger wrote on Oct 11^th, 2014 at 8:56am: How closely does this Jerry idiot actually read the forums?� It can't be very, because not many things we complain about get addressed, nor do many of our questions ever get answered. You seem to be under the impression that Cordo has any other responsibilities. No, forum moderator is his employment. CORDOVAN! You only had *ONE* job to do!

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Shadehater Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Smite Stupid! Posts: 2174 Joined: May 6^th, 2012	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #17 - Oct 12^th, 2014 at 4:33pm	Print Post
	goldgolem wrote on Oct 11^th, 2014 at 6:07pm: I do hear that some guilds are bullet proof and wont be touched Names or GTFO.


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Ah Pook Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 314159265 Posts: 1439 Joined: Mar 10^th, 2014	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #18 - Oct 12^th, 2014 at 9:29pm	Print Post
	Shadehater wrote on Oct 12^th, 2014 at 4:33pm: Names or GTFO. I could name three on Khyber, but I have friends in two of them.� �

	Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14^th, 2017 at 6:52pm: I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake. Frank wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2017 at 8:32am: Laugh it up, funny man.
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qweeve DQ Assaulter Offline Posts: 463 Location: Pa Joined: Nov 18^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #19 - Oct 12^th, 2014 at 9:38pm	Print Post
	Ah Pook wrote on Oct 12^th, 2014 at 9:29pm: I could name three on Khyber, but I have friends in two of them.� � So, what's the third one?


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Ah Pook Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 314159265 Posts: 1439 Joined: Mar 10^th, 2014	Re: Report Happy Fuckwads? Reply #20 - Oct 13^th, 2014 at 12:18am	Print Post
	Blackout.

	Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14^th, 2017 at 6:52pm: I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake. Frank wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2017 at 8:32am: Laugh it up, funny man.
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