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Fiery Foot
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dear turbine
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http://www.utahpeoplespost.com/2014/10/league-of-legends-one-billion-revenue/
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Are you suggesting DDO should become League of Legends?
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One game panders to it's fans, one game fucks them in the ass: Can you guess which?
I'm the useless fuck that has been supporting this dead game.
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qweeve wrote
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Are you suggesting DDO should become League of Legends?
They would sell their souls to be
half
one tenth as profitable.
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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Re: dear turbine
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Rubbinns wrote
on Oct 11
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They would sell their souls to be
half
one tenth as profitable.
I seriously doubt that with the way they seem to be purposefully running the game into the ground.
Felgor wrote
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DDO died a long time ago, we just all have trouble admitting it.
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The probelm with DDO is that Turbine has made the game close to unapproachable for new players. No decent tutorials so things like the grouping panel, lag and bugs that set a seriously bad first impression.
Hang around Korthos when your server is the default for new players and you'll see dozens of new players but none of them stick around. Maybe Cordovan should hang around Korthos and help/talk to new players to find out why and then the devs should spend some time implementing some of the better suggestions for getting a higher retention rate.
But they should definitely fix help and support pages that show a fucking 404 error. Fucking dipshits.
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Just thought it was cool to see a company making a effort to keep it's players engaged and not making excuses for poor content.
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Just thought it was cool to see a company making a effort to keep it's players engaged and not making excuses for poor content.
Yeah, it's amazing just how profitable a customer-centric approach to business can be.
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KilgoreTrout wrote
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Maybe
someone actually friendly and competent
should hang around Korthos and help/talk to new players to find out why and then the devs should spend some time implementing some of the better suggestions for getting a higher retention rate.
Cordo filling this role would just be an expansion of the trolling that Turbine is already doing to its players.
Silence is golden, but I only get silver rolls.
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Revaulting wrote
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Cordo filling this role would just be an expansion of the trolling that Turbine is already doing to its players.
I think we can all agree that Cordo is the perfect embodiment of the sloppiness and laziness at Turbine that is doing the most harm to the game.
His clumsy, bumbling attempts at PR would get him kicked out of any self respecting organization.
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Technically, Cordo can put "PR" on his resume, and no one can sue him for fraud.
Let that sink in.
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Very true, which goes a long ways towards explaining why Turbine has the absolute worst PR I've seen in a company, ever.
Turbine policy - glitches and poor coding resulting in interference of your game play or enjoyment will be ignored. Glitches or poor coding on the developers side that at all benefit your game play or enjoyment will result in your character being banned and/or items from your inventory deleted. Please report all bugs via our bug report...when it works.
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Skoodge wrote
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worst PR I've seen in a company, ever.
Comcast.
Cordo musta worked there before coming to DDO lol
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KilgoreTrout wrote
on Oct 12
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The probelm with DDO is that Turbine has made the game close to unapproachable for new players.
Has the multiple failed log ins ever been fixed without using a third party program?
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Barkabout wrote
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Has the multiple failed log ins ever been fixed without using a third party program?
Yes, more or less.
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Barkabout wrote
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Has the multiple failed log ins ever been fixed without using a third party program?
first update your game, THEN bitch about it working or not.
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KilgoreTrout wrote
on Oct 12
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The probelm with DDO is that Turbine has made the game close to unapproachable for new players. No decent tutorials so things like the grouping panel, lag and bugs that set a seriously bad first impression.
Hang around Korthos when your server is the default for new players and you'll see dozens of new players but none of them stick around. Maybe Cordovan should hang around Korthos and help/talk to new players to find out why and then the devs should spend some time implementing some of the better suggestions for getting a higher retention rate.
But they should definitely fix help and support pages that show a fucking 404 error. Fucking dipshits.
I, and others, have suggested this through many different avenues up to and including sending those leaving Korthos to a few new quests in Eveningstar which lead back to Stormreach for a couple of levels in order to have more vets to interact with. It appears to me that DDO has become a testing ground and financial stream for developing a new game, that when finished and released, will spell the end for DDO.
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Felgor wrote
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DDO died a long time ago, we just all have trouble admitting it.
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Re: dear turbine
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DDO is old game, bugs all over the place, devs dont know what the fuck players want, devs dont even play the game, and if they do, I can bet everything they play worse than Cordo.
Go watch some League of Legends employees play lol,
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Skoodge wrote
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Very true, which goes a long ways towards explaining why Turbine has the absolute worst PR I've seen in a company, ever.
You mean those well planned, organised and executed DDO web casts aren't professionally done? Go figure - I couldn't tell!
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DropBear wrote
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You mean those well planned, organised and executed DDO web casts aren't professionally done? Go figure - I couldn't tell!
'And now our new content designed by devs who have never played past the korthos tutorial will be demonstrated by a turkey necked nazi who couldn't solo the water works chain.'
Seriously, they couldn't suck more on their PR side if they got a monkey drunk, blinded it with lemon juice and let it run the new content, which would probably end with the monkey dry humping the monitor after the lemon juice wore off. Also, possibly poop throwing.
Turbine policy - glitches and poor coding resulting in interference of your game play or enjoyment will be ignored. Glitches or poor coding on the developers side that at all benefit your game play or enjoyment will result in your character being banned and/or items from your inventory deleted. Please report all bugs via our bug report...when it works.
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Well, with a monkey at least there's only a
chance
poop will be thrown.
Silence is golden, but I only get silver rolls.
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go play lol with the rest of the 11 years old fucktards
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GUYS, THERE IS DUPING IN DDO LIKE ITS OSME 90s SINGLE PLAYER GAME ,LOL. tHATS ALL TO SAY. DUPING IN AM MMO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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ULTIMA ONLINE/LINEAGE 2 ONLY FOR SERIOUS GAMERS PLZ. DONT BOTHER TO JOIN NOOBSA
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Jon Van Caneghem wrote
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ULTIMA ONLINE/LINEAGE 2 ONLY FOR SERIOUS GAMERS PLZ. DONT BOTHER TO JOIN NOOBSA
You are the biggest idiot on the vault. Please Chone.
Turbine policy - glitches and poor coding resulting in interference of your game play or enjoyment will be ignored. Glitches or poor coding on the developers side that at all benefit your game play or enjoyment will result in your character being banned and/or items from your inventory deleted. Please report all bugs via our bug report...when it works.
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