skitz wrote on Oct 13
th, 2014 at 10:15pm:
I dont see anything wrong with that pic. Please quit crying and buy a smartphone for work. Or....here is a crazy idea...... you can just actually do work while at work and stay the fuck off this site. Btw you shouldnt be on here at work unless you work for turdbine anyways. Get back to work you whining slackers and worry more about making money than making stupid ass comments.
Dearest Skitz,
I do humbly apologize and have taken onboard all your recommendations. Right now my PA is ordering a smartphone, iPad and Galaxy Tab so I have all the bases covered. I've also having the glass walls on my office replaced with that electronic privacy glass, so I can view inappropriate content at work without attracting the attention of my nosey colleagues who are usually too busy looking at the Fappening to notice, but must be a slow day there I guess.
I have also consulted with my boss and asked him to increase the KPI's of my group to generate more profit for the business as the existing targets were too low by your measure. He was surprised, but couldn't fault your logic. My colleagues don't like you very much now I'm afraid. I did try to explain your reasoning, but they ascribed a number of frightfully explicit terms to you.
I've also volunteered to give up all meal breaks and even toilet breaks (if I can get one of those chairs with a built-in dunny). I figure that should boost productivity significantly although Brian who works next to me does not seem as enthusiastic as I thought he might be. Failing that, there's always adult diapers I suppose.
I do apologize if our comments offended you - we didn't realize those pictures were of you on your way to work. It's a perfectly valid, albeit unusual method of commuting. What's the economy like - how many insertions do you get per mile? What do you do in cold weather - do you use a pre-heated dildo and anti-freeze?
Thanks again for taking the time to set us straight. Must get back to work until my smartphone and such arrive.
All the best
DropBear Not_DropBear