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Oct 16th, 2014 at 12:32pm
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fernando

just look at him.. isnt he cuteeee. awwwww
  
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Reply #1 - Oct 16th, 2014 at 12:35pm
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plz, do the same with cordovan ans tolero, that would be hilarious
  
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Reply #2 - Oct 16th, 2014 at 12:49pm
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Please chone.
  

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Reply #3 - Oct 16th, 2014 at 12:54pm
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Revaulting wrote on Oct 16th, 2014 at 12:49pm:
Please chone.


Agreed.
  

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Reply #4 - Oct 16th, 2014 at 12:55pm
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Reply #5 - Oct 16th, 2014 at 1:02pm
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Half of me wants to push his belly button like the pilsbury doughboy (no homo) and extract some behind the scenes intel as to how this game turned into the shitfest it resembles today.

Other half kinda just wants to see him featured in an ISIS video.

  
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Reply #6 - Oct 16th, 2014 at 1:44pm
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NIN wrote on Oct 16th, 2014 at 1:02pm:
Half of me wants to push his belly button like the pilsbury doughboy (no homo) and extract some behind the scenes intel as to how this game turned into the shitfest it resembles today.

Other half kinda just wants to see him featured in an ISIS video.


i have nothing to fear from isis. what do you think, that i am some globaly hated american burgerman like you?
  
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Reply #7 - Oct 16th, 2014 at 1:48pm
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MY BRETHREN DO NOT GO AROUND NUKING AND BOMBING PPL FOR THEIR OIL SO NONE WANTS TO TAKE OUR HEADS. YOUR NIGGER PRESIDENT HAVE GONE OVER THE TOP, BEING NAMED HUSSEIN HE SHOULD SHARE MORE LOVE WITH HIS FELLOW SAND NIGGERS
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Reply #8 - Oct 16th, 2014 at 2:39pm
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What boring try-hard loser.
  
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Reply #9 - Oct 16th, 2014 at 4:26pm
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NIN wrote on Oct 16th, 2014 at 1:02pm:
Half of me wants to push his belly button like the pilsbury doughboy (no homo) and extract some behind the scenes intel as to how this game turned into the shitfest it resembles today.

Other half kinda just wants to see him featured in an ISIS video.


I understand you to mean you'd like to see Fernando in an ISIS video, and I can appreciate the sentiment.

The game is the shitfest it resembles today because the Turbine culture places zero value on all prior efforts (developer, player, kittens, whatever), and because Fernando thinks customers are idiots (there is video of him saying exactly this) - no need to poke anyone in the belly.


Jon Van Caneghem wrote on Oct 16th, 2014 at 1:44pm:
i have nothing to fear from isis. what do you think, that i am some globaly hated american burgerman like you?

It's not always about you, but acting as though it is always about you does make you more american than not.

  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Reply #10 - Oct 16th, 2014 at 9:07pm
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my bad, was enfuriated and enraged when i was reading that and my vision was blured
  
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Reply #11 - Oct 16th, 2014 at 9:09pm
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Jon Van Caneghem wrote on Oct 16th, 2014 at 1:44pm:
i have nothing to fear from isis. what do you think, that i am some globaly hated american burgerman like you?

How is greece these days?
  

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Reply #12 - Oct 16th, 2014 at 9:43pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Oct 16th, 2014 at 9:09pm:
How is greece these days?


parents just passed through there.  they made loose references to downtown Detroit. know you were being rhetorical but just piling on regardless
  
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Reply #13 - Oct 16th, 2014 at 11:03pm
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Jon Van Caneghem wrote on Oct 16th, 2014 at 12:32pm:
http://www.ddovault.com/Images/Fernando4.png

just look at him.. isnt he cuteeee. awwwww


Is that Cher Lloyd in your sig?
  
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Reply #14 - Oct 16th, 2014 at 11:52pm
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NIN wrote on Oct 16th, 2014 at 9:43pm:
parents just passed through there.  they made loose references to downtown Detroit. know you were being rhetorical but just piling on regardless

yeah, i met your mother. she was such a chone
  
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Reply #15 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 12:02am
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Jon Van Caneghem wrote on Oct 16th, 2014 at 11:52pm:
yeah, i met your mother. she was such a chone



Oh. Well. Good then.

I was fairly certain that was what you planned to look like when your lady suit was finished.
  
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Reply #16 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 12:09am
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Jon Van Caneghem wrote on Oct 16th, 2014 at 11:52pm:
yeah, i met your mother. she was such a chone


ya, but I'll bet she threw you a couple of bucks so you could feed your family for the next week or so.  she's got a soft spot in her heart for beggars with severe facial deformities.
  
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Reply #17 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 12:13am
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NIN wrote on Oct 17th, 2014 at 12:09am:
she's got a soft spot in her heart for beggars with severe facial deformities.

So youve seen my selfie...
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #18 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 12:33am
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Jon Van Caneghem wrote on Oct 16th, 2014 at 12:55pm:
no, thank you.

I asked nicely, you rectal thumb.
  

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Reply #19 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 3:23am
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rest wrote on Oct 16th, 2014 at 11:03pm:
Is that Cher Lloyd in your sig?


Yes, and having a stroke from what I can tell.
  

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