Meli wrote on Oct 22
nd, 2014 at 4:31am:
I don't think they're for real.
And I don't think you're for real posting this.
So yeah, whatever. Try a different tack if you want to troll.
You got me, I'm a fake person. Not a person, really. I'm actually a sentient umbrella. When my owner is away, I peck away at this keyboard. It takes me forever just to write anything, so you're welcome.
Ok and so you didn't "think they're for real." But you claim they scared you so very much that you forwarded them to Jerry for hugs and whatever. Either you're lying about being scared - and so your forwarding them was just to be mean - or not being honest when you claim "I don't think they're for real."
Anyways, I don't even know why I'm pestering you. I have no stake in this whatsoever. I just don't like blatant, unrepentant hypocrisy. On that note: why keep changing your story? Why not just say "holy shit, sorry. You know what, I don't know what I was thinking. I apologize."
We've all been there - I've done stupid shit. Why, just today I did the exact opposite of what I should have. And months ago, too. I'm such a loser.