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BAMBIBEER Dragon Raider Offline Stink puss Posts: 275 Location: At some bar . Joined: Feb 14^th, 2014 Gender:	JERRY FUCK YOU. Oct 17^th, 2014 at 8:31am	Print Post
	There is no reason to post on the main boards . Jerry will fuck you AND HIS MOM WB WILL GIVE YOU A REACHAROUND.


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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: JERRY FUCK YOU. Reply #1 - Oct 17^th, 2014 at 8:34am	Print Post
	One would have done it. Also, where would his mom be positioned for the reach around? If Jerry were fucking you, she'd have to be behind him for the reach around, but I'm pretty sure her arms wouldn't stretch past his big fat gut. Which means she'd have to be in front of you and that would be a handy, not a reach around. Also, no thank you.

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bob the builder Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 772 Joined: Apr 19^th, 2011	Re: JERRY FUCK YOU. Reply #2 - Oct 17^th, 2014 at 8:45am	Print Post
	I agree with skoodge... the entire scenario where Jerry is fucking you AND his mom is giving you a simultaneous reacharound has too many logistical issues to be plausible.


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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: JERRY FUCK YOU. Reply #3 - Oct 17^th, 2014 at 9:04am	Print Post
	bob the builder wrote on Oct 17^th, 2014 at 8:45am: I agree with skoodge... the entire scenario where Jerry is fucking you AND his mom is giving you a simultaneous reacharound has too many logistical issues to be plausible. Pretty sure their next conversation is going to start with 'I'm thinking about placing an add in craigslist. How long are your arms?'

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merciless Dragon Raider Offline Posts: 273 Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: JERRY FUCK YOU. Reply #4 - Oct 17^th, 2014 at 10:21am	Print Post
	I realise this is a million to one shot, but maybe Jerry's mother is staggeringly good-looking, and has unnaturally small hands........

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DDOcrackhead Stormreaver Piker Offline Worlds: Khyber, Wayfinder Posts: 523 Joined: Aug 29^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: JERRY FUCK YOU. Reply #5 - Oct 17^th, 2014 at 12:16pm	Print Post
	What's that?

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Ah Pook Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 314159265 Posts: 1439 Joined: Mar 10^th, 2014	Re: JERRY FUCK YOU. Reply #6 - Oct 17^th, 2014 at 12:18pm	Print Post
	BAMBIBEER wrote on Oct 17^th, 2014 at 8:31am: HIS MOM WB You guys have reading comprehension issues.� You think WB doesn't have long enough arms?

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NIN Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 43 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2014	Re: JERRY FUCK YOU. Reply #7 - Oct 17^th, 2014 at 12:19pm	Print Post
	thread title 10/10 rant 1/10


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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: JERRY FUCK YOU. Reply #8 - Oct 17^th, 2014 at 12:46pm	Print Post
	NIN wrote on Oct 17^th, 2014 at 12:19pm: thread title 10/10 rant 1/10 Whats the matter, not enough pussy references for you?

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Hiding Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1298 Joined: Feb 5^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: JERRY FUCK YOU. Reply #9 - Oct 17^th, 2014 at 1:31pm	Print Post
	BAMBIBEER wrote on Oct 17^th, 2014 at 8:31am: There is no reason to post on the main boards . Jerry will fuck you AND HIS MOM WB WILL GIVE YOU A REACHAROUND. So...is she a hottie?


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cypherite Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 13 Joined: Jan 7^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: JERRY FUCK YOU. Reply #10 - Oct 19^th, 2014 at 11:22am	Print Post
	Jerry, fuck you. You're the one to blame DDO sucks. Fuck you.


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toaf Waterworks Kobold Offline fuck you Jerrry Posts: 147 Location: your moms house Joined: Feb 26^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: JERRY FUCK YOU. Reply #11 - Oct 19^th, 2014 at 12:49pm	Print Post
	while I'm not worried about jerry's mom I'm sure she feels bad about what she did to the world.� a good "fuck you jerry" always puts a smile on my face
	« Last Edit: Oct 19^th, 2014 at 12:51pm by toaf »

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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: JERRY FUCK YOU. Reply #12 - Oct 19^th, 2014 at 2:04pm	Print Post
	i just like seeing this thread when I log on.

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Snu Snu Shroud Slacker Offline Drama is boring Posts: 1044 Joined: Sep 10^th, 2012	Re: JERRY FUCK YOU. Reply #13 - Oct 19^th, 2014 at 2:51pm	Print Post
	think 3D

	Bored Byond Belief
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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4377 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: JERRY FUCK YOU. Reply #14 - Oct 19^th, 2014 at 4:44pm	Print Post
	Hiding wrote on Oct 17^th, 2014 at 1:31pm: So...is she a hottie? Does it matter if she is behind you?

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stardate2115 Dragon Raider Offline ..!.. Posts: 221 Location: bend over and ill show you Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013	Re: JERRY FUCK YOU. Reply #15 - Oct 19^th, 2014 at 8:38pm	Print Post
	Hiding wrote on Oct 17^th, 2014 at 1:31pm: So...is she a hottie? who's staring at the mantle when the're poking the fire?

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Hiding Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1298 Joined: Feb 5^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: JERRY FUCK YOU. Reply #16 - Oct 20^th, 2014 at 12:17am	Print Post
	DropBear wrote on Oct 19^th, 2014 at 4:44pm: Does it matter if she is behind you? If Jerry's immediately behind, then his mommie must have grotesquely long arms. Hopefully, young looking and hairless, long arms! stardate2115 wrote on Oct 19^th, 2014 at 8:38pm: who's staring at the mantle when the're poking the fire? I'd probably be screaming for help. Can't speak for you though


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Vic Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 357 Joined: Oct 19^th, 2013	Re: JERRY FUCK YOU. Reply #17 - Oct 20^th, 2014 at 9:06am	Print Post
	Yobai wrote on Oct 19^th, 2014 at 2:04pm: i just like seeing this thread when I log on. Me too. Bumped.


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Hiding Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1298 Joined: Feb 5^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: JERRY FUCK YOU. Reply #18 - Oct 20^th, 2014 at 10:12am	Print Post
	Vic wrote on Oct 20^th, 2014 at 9:06am: Me too. Bumped. I have to say that it's slightly unsatisfactory to see the thread "Jerry Fuck You" by a guy named "Fucktard." If it was by, say, Mother Theresa, or Happy Cute All American Girl, that would be totally awesome.
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